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Mockery Jan 17th, 2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar (Post 524628)
Punkster_Fx is a fucking wanker

Did I miss something with him? What's with the "Fine, censor ME" thread with him whining about people not liking the Rolling Stones?
:confused:

Sam Jan 17th, 2008 03:54 PM

ESUOHLIM: FRIEND OF THE RAPIST

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 524632)
PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:

As an author of one of the shitty posts in that thread, & many others, I disagree with your revisionism. >:

Cedar Jan 17th, 2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 524637)
Did I miss something with him? What's with the "Fine, censor ME" thread with him whining about people not liking the Rolling Stones?
:confused:

look in the i hate prog rock thread

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 524637)
Did I miss something with him? What's with the "Fine, censor ME" thread with him whining about people not liking the Rolling Stones?
:confused:

Just some douchebag who joined 15 minutes ago to make posts in the Music forum about why the music everyone else listens to sucks

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 03:59 PM

But the music we listen to DOES suck. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 03:59 PM

Plus Rog doesn't know about the non-GB/articles forums, so don't mention them to him. ;(

george Jan 17th, 2008 03:59 PM

bronsen pinochet?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 04:00 PM

Dang, double post. :(

:lol

george Jan 17th, 2008 04:03 PM

perhaps a picture will help:


Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:04 PM

This Is A Creative Title
 
It's also an intro thread.

I joined this forum once a loooong time ago was given the rather useful advice not to bump threads. I'm going to avoid that by posting my OWN introduction thread because I'm so important. It's painful how important I am. I can't live with myself I'm so important.

Well, anyway, I'm rather new. So y'all better enjoy my presence. Or I'll tell someone important. Like myself.

-Al

MLE Jan 17th, 2008 04:06 PM

there's already one that's sticky and it's blatantly tagged "NEW USERS" at the beginning.

george Jan 17th, 2008 04:08 PM

i was taking a dump when i realized how important you are.

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:09 PM

I KNOW! That's when I realized it, too (when you were taking a dump).

george Jan 17th, 2008 04:12 PM

why you would want to watch me take a dump is beyong me, but if you HAVE to be into that kind of thing you made an awsome viewing choice.

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:16 PM

Well, I wasn't really WATCHING, I was just sort of metaphysically aware that you were taking a dump.

george Jan 17th, 2008 04:18 PM

so your one true talent is knowing when people take a shit?

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 04:19 PM

what a great super power

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:20 PM

Well, maybe. But I also have a talent regarding knowing when people are buying Vaseline(tm). And it has to be Vaseline(tm). Not just regular "Petroleum Jelly."

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 04:20 PM

Again?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oska_Go_Wilde (Post 524672)
Well, maybe. But I also have a talent regarding knowing when people are buying Vaseline(tm). And it has to be Vaseline(tm). Not just regular "Petroleum Jelly."

You must have a very sensitive asshole.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 04:21 PM

what about KY? do you sense when someone with KY molecules on his penis is near...like, behind you?

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:23 PM

If I did, that would save me a lot of ER visits.

Fathom Zero Jan 17th, 2008 04:27 PM

Yes - Leave it

george Jan 17th, 2008 04:27 PM

apparently he is allergic to ky, and indiscriminate about who comes up behind him with lube.

what a maroon.

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:29 PM

It depends... Will I get small change out of it?

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 04:30 PM

wait, you mean you'll let a stranger buttfuck you for pocket change? You'd be popular at truckstops...

george Jan 17th, 2008 04:32 PM

you don't have to take over the family business you know.

there are plenty of jobs out there for people who are special. there was an old crack head i used to work with that got bumped from his job cleaning tables at the mall food court by a retarded kid. if you reached for the stars, you could possibly be a good enough retard to land a job.

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:33 PM

I sure am. Especially in Wyoming. There's like, nobody in Wyoming, so truck drivers get all hot and bothered when they see me standing there, waving my feather-boa about and going, "Looking for a good time, handsome?" Even though they're not exactly HANDSOME, but still. A guy's gotta' get his vending machine dinner from somewhere.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 04:39 PM

wow...you're not even pathetic enough to be funny....

Zomboid Jan 17th, 2008 04:51 PM

SAM TELLS ME YOU LIKE RAPE, MILHOUSE. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT LATER ON

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:53 PM

I'm not trying. I'm just sort of letting whatever falls out of me fall out.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 04:57 PM

This is your masterpiece eh?

You should get another username and start over.

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 05:04 PM

;)

Dr. Boogie Jan 17th, 2008 05:22 PM

Manfred Sodom.

MarioRPG Jan 17th, 2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 524681)
Yes - Leave it

I just thought of the mummies from Majora's Mask.

MarioRPG Jan 17th, 2008 05:25 PM

I love these posts! They're cute!

Dr. Boogie Jan 17th, 2008 05:52 PM

I just thought of the philly cheesesteak place down the street.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 05:54 PM

I just thought of a little philly I'd like to take to my place

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 06:28 PM

Chojin, please lock this thread and move it to thread backups....

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 06:32 PM

this is not a thread backup. at all. :<

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 06:39 PM

Chatroom thread addition? :)

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 06:41 PM

a capital idea, old chum

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 06:44 PM

I am filled with mirth and glee when I get this to happen. :)

I am punching the air in happiness. :)

I am really pathetic. :(

But still happy. ;)

Dr. Boogie Jan 17th, 2008 06:45 PM

You are a thread horder, Pub.

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 06:47 PM

pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 06:49 PM

Indeed. :eek

I particularly like the new meanings the fragmented posts take on.

Just who is Fathom telling to 'Leave It'? What does Esuohlim mean with his wink?

JediScum Jan 17th, 2008 06:50 PM

Dick Kraken

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 06:50 PM

i'm lol'ing :<

Zomboid Jan 17th, 2008 06:55 PM

Roger Barr :picklehat

Speaking of Bronson though, one of my roommates and I have been watching the deathwish series every night on AMC. Last night was part 3 and thus far, the best.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 524822)
pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

This is so backwards crying lol that I don't think I'm gonna post anymore today. :x

See you guys Monday. >:

Dixie Jan 17th, 2008 06:58 PM

Carl Sagan
*sigh*

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 07:01 PM

what is a backwards crying lol? ;<

it sounds TECHNICAL

Dr. Boogie Jan 17th, 2008 07:02 PM

In I-Mockery chat thread, tears cry YOU! :lol

PocketMonster Jan 17th, 2008 07:04 PM

YOU GUYS RULE!!!
 
Hi everyone! You guys crack me up. My name is Jason, but you can call me Jace! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO F#@%ING FUNNY! I'M 15 GOING ON 12 HAHAHA Opps left the caps lock on. :sadclownface

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 17th, 2008 07:06 PM

woah. what the hell just happened in that post?

Jace is my new BFF.

Madman914 Jan 17th, 2008 07:09 PM

back dame he's my new Best F for E

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 07:09 PM

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!11111!!!111!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 17th, 2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 524861)
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!11111!!!111!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMGSADCLOWNFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! !!!!111

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 07:13 PM

stfu!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!one!! !!!!!THEONEANDONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!ACHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 07:17 PM

Robert Anton Wilson

Madman914 Jan 17th, 2008 07:19 PM

lqtm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!100101010!!!!!!

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 07:25 PM

:\

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 17th, 2008 07:26 PM

>:

Qwarx Jan 17th, 2008 07:28 PM

Better be prepared to contribute something, or get banned.

No pressure or anything.

PocketMonster Jan 17th, 2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 524858)
woah. what the hell just happened in that post?

Jace is my new BFF.

I don't think I know you. Are you in my school? I'm not going to say where I go because you guys might go to my school! What are the odds of that TEE HEE!

What do I have to do to not get banned? Make a cartoon? I can't draw :sadclownface

PocketMonster Jan 17th, 2008 07:37 PM

HEY YOU DONT HAVE THE SAD CLOWN FACE :(

executioneer Jan 17th, 2008 07:39 PM

whose character is this

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 07:41 PM

wtf?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 07:42 PM

It's hard to read in here.

Sethomas Jan 17th, 2008 07:47 PM

Woden. (I've met only one person with this name. He said his name and I was all like, "Woden? The early medieval Anglicization of Odin?" It was.

HONORABLE EXCLUSIONS:
Gérard Depardieu
Maurice Chevalier
In fact, roughly 95% of French names from after circa 1450.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 17th, 2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PocketMonster (Post 524889)
I don't think I know you. Are you in my school? I'm not going to say where I go because you guys might go to my school! What are the odds of that TEE HEE!

*crosses fingers hoping this is a joke*

PocketMonster Jan 17th, 2008 07:48 PM

What happened? I got put in here?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PocketMonster (Post 524903)
What happened? I got put in here?

Goto the chatroom, it's at the top of the forums right now.

executioneer Jan 17th, 2008 07:50 PM

yeah this is where threads go to die

Dr. Boogie Jan 17th, 2008 07:51 PM

It's more of a thread dumpster, really.

Madman914 Jan 17th, 2008 07:52 PM

Dr. Duncan Steel

Qwarx Jan 17th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PocketMonster (Post 524889)

What do I have to do to not get banned? Make a cartoon? I can't draw :sadclownface

I was just kidding. Someone requested me to be temporarily banned and used that as one of the reasons.

Speaking of which, was I ever banned?

PocketMonster Jan 17th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 524902)
*crosses fingers hoping this is a joke*

Wow, your cute. You don't go to my school that's for sure!
:blush

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 524896)
It's hard to read in here.

___

Emu Jan 17th, 2008 07:53 PM

I think we should just combine all of the threads into this one and see how long it gets.

PocketMonster Jan 17th, 2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwarx (Post 524909)
I was just kidding. Someone requested me to be temporarily banned and used that as one of the reasons.

Speaking of which, was I ever banned?

OMG, I was scared there for a second! DON"T DO THAT!!!

Neen Jan 17th, 2008 07:58 PM

Who's this asshole?

executioneer Jan 17th, 2008 08:00 PM

this message board is not for 9 year olds come on

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 08:03 PM

why are so many online today? Is ROG having a singup at Chucky Cheese?

Qwarx Jan 17th, 2008 08:13 PM

I wish...:conspiracy

Fathom Zero Jan 17th, 2008 08:16 PM

NO ONE LIKES THE GAYS

WHY?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 08:19 PM

I like gays, they don't hit on me. My new character The Stig is gay.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 08:25 PM

Rock Hardy

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 08:31 PM

There really should be a separate thread for shit we dump in from other threads, because if jerks are being annoying in here nothing can be done about it

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 08:32 PM

I mean I'm sort of like Pub this thread is my sanctuary :x

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 08:33 PM

Maybe we should put this thread in backups before it gets ruined? Let's have a poll.

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 08:34 PM

HOLD YOUR HORSES WE'RE NOT GOING THERE AGAIN

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 08:35 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc....oposted&t=8799

1/6 of this thread belongs to Pub :eek

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 08:37 PM

wow, I'm climbing pretty fast in here.

Grislygus Jan 17th, 2008 08:45 PM

I've posted one hundred forty eight times in here?

The fuck do I even talk about

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 08:49 PM

Probably how awesome the thread is

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 17th, 2008 10:38 PM

FINALLY! I-Mockery has proven that i'm evil!!!
 

Madman914 Jan 17th, 2008 10:40 PM

God help us.

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 11:03 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AEGJwR5tH7k

i love this youtuber ;<


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