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Guitar Woman Jan 17th, 2008 11:17 PM

yeah well I love THIS youtuber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sazc4Bgt-L8

Girl Drink Drunk Jan 17th, 2008 11:41 PM

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

executioneer Jan 18th, 2008 12:31 AM

mrsimon is my favourite

ItalianStereotype Jan 18th, 2008 02:22 AM

GUYS I ORDERED FRENCH FRIES WITH MY HAUNTED HAMBRUGER LOLO

MLE Jan 18th, 2008 04:51 AM

Nikola Tesla <3

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2008 09:26 AM

Sputum Jizznutz

Dr. Boogie Jan 18th, 2008 12:19 PM

Rick Rockcock.

Emu Jan 18th, 2008 12:23 PM

Brick Breakface.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2008 12:53 PM

Jim Assripper

Spetsnaz Jan 18th, 2008 02:50 PM

Vlad the Impaler.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2008 03:32 PM

Peter Steele

DuFresne Jan 18th, 2008 03:50 PM

Bludd Anguttz

MarioRPG Jan 18th, 2008 08:57 PM

I refuse to click something that reminds me of work.

Sethomas Jan 18th, 2008 09:50 PM

Some ideas of humor I've recently had, in whatever seems to you the most appropriate mode of presentation:

1. In the 15th century, two young folk (one of each gender) speak of courtly love in contrast to their sexual exploits. The squire wants to seem worldly and experienced, yet still live up to the ideals of chivalry which had actually died out by the previous century. The maiden impresses herself as being utterly naive and vulnerable. When the subject of unicorns comes up, it is noted that they can only be touched by a virgin. Eventually, a unicorn appears. It takes kindly to the young man, who insists to it that he's not a virgin, but nevertheless the unicorn nudges him and demands attention. When the damsel, having proven her impurity, tries to handle the unicorn she is impaled nonchalantly by the beast's horn.

2. I once was told that the mayor of NYC once banned films from being made in the city that depicted it in a less-than-sparkly image. This happened after movies like Taxi Driver and such made NYC of the 70s appear almost as terrible as it actually was. The ban was in place for decades, and was actually cited as a reason for which the city saw a dramatic decrease in crime.

Anyways, the fact that it's a flagrant violation of artistic expression made me ask, "would this fly in the midwest?" The only way to find out, then, is for major film makers to create a number of heinously violent films in the same midwestern city. I think Muncie, Indiana deserves it. (I fucking hate Muncie.) Violent titles will come out regularly, all set in Muncie. The plots won't need substance, they'll simply need to scare the shit out of anyone who wants to visit the hometown of Jim Davis and alma mater of David Letterman. After a few years, we should evaluate the kinds of legal sanctions Muncie puts into place to offset their losses.

3. A parody of the popular Vlog series, "Quarterlife". It will be "Quarterlife: 867 AD" and will feature an illiterate 7-year-old peasant of the Western Realm of the Holy Roman Empire. She recounts the tribulations of viking raids and such to the only audience that will listen, a family sheep that is slaughtered and eaten in the final episode.

Asila Jan 18th, 2008 09:59 PM

Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now, simply for #1. We'll send you the details of the stalking at a later date.

Sometimes I can't even tell, but the recent thread dumps have made the chat read like the ramblings of mildly psychotic people. That's awesome, keep it up.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 525273)
Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now


Emu Jan 19th, 2008 10:04 AM

what is this sad clown shit

Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 10:06 AM

It needs to stop.

PocketMonster Jan 19th, 2008 10:22 AM


Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 10:25 AM


This is sewious!

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 10:40 AM


Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 10:44 AM

Too late. PocketMonster ruined Pokemon Ruby for me.

PocketMonster Jan 19th, 2008 02:37 PM

sorry

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2008 05:39 PM

What the Hell is going on in here?

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 05:43 PM

Something disturbing.

executioneer Jan 19th, 2008 05:59 PM

guys i'm starting to think that making 4chan references should be a instaban offense

Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 06:03 PM

You're probably right.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 06:04 PM

Or at least a one week time out? For those who didn't know.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 06:06 PM

I would have to go to 4chan to learn what is 4chan. Don't make me do that :(

Guitar Woman Jan 19th, 2008 06:07 PM

The only thing you really have to avoid is /b/. It's horrendous.

MattJack Jan 19th, 2008 06:10 PM

So I met my first furry last night! He wasn't in costume, BUT he did talk about how he is a furry and how he hates a lot of other furs bcuz they are "lazy and don't have jobs!"

He also had fangs! Like he has vampire fangs!

He also told me to "climb down from the faggot tree!"

What a night!

Qwarx Jan 19th, 2008 06:12 PM

He'd get along with those other furry guys that joined a while ago.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwarx (Post 525469)
He'd get along with those other furry guys that joined a while ago.

The forhead slap is 4chan right?

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2008 06:16 PM

Don't even try to say that there are any redeeming qualities about 4chan.

DON'T EVEN TRY.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 525467)
The only thing you really have to avoid is /b/. It's horrendous.


I guess I should go and look...

Spoilers!


Sorry?

Misdemonar Jan 19th, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 525468)
So I met my first furry last night! He wasn't in costume, BUT he did talk about how he is a furry and how he hates a lot of other furs bcuz they are "lazy and don't have jobs!"

He also had fangs! Like he has vampire fangs!

He also told me to "climb down from the faggot tree!"

What a night!

upperrcut him

Asila Jan 19th, 2008 09:24 PM

Ugh, some people are jerks. If you don't want to talk to someone you should at least tell them, not just suddenly start ignoring them, goddamnit.

Neen Jan 19th, 2008 10:13 PM

Do you lend stuff to people who talk shit behind your back? I think not, fuckhead.

amiright?

Emu Jan 19th, 2008 11:04 PM

I can't decide if neti pots are great or horrible. :(

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 19th, 2008 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 525563)
I can't decide if neti pots are great or horrible. :(

super gross. EW!

Emu Jan 19th, 2008 11:22 PM

I've been living with a sinus infection for a month and a half that keeps coming back against antibiotics, sprays and Sudafed. This thing is actually helping and it's worth the embarrassment.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 12:17 AM

I'd probably do it wrong and drown :(

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 12:28 AM

That "caption the avatar above you" thread is a travesty and if I were GADZOOKS I would have disappeared too >:

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 12:37 AM

How come no one is really hateing very hard.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 12:46 AM

In reference to what, you being PocketMonster?

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 12:55 AM

No, that's not worth hate. I mean in general. I don't know how to explain it.

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 12:58 AM

like take for instance Et Tu right now. He needs to be bitch smacked. But I guess if he doesn't stick around and fight you can't really get a good hate going.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 12:58 AM

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TONE IT DOWN AROUND HERE THESE DAYS AND IF YOU'RE MEAN TO SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES AND THEY WHINE ABOUT IT YOU COULD GET BANNED IS WHY >:

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 01:02 AM

Please don't use that rule on me. I want to enjoy it here.

executioneer Jan 20th, 2008 01:05 AM

Quote:

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TONE IT DOWN AROUND HERE THESE DAYS AND IF YOU'RE MEAN TO SOMEONE ENOUGH TIMES AND THEY WHINE ABOUT IT YOU COULD GET BANNED IS WHY >:

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:
__________________

says you

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 01:06 AM

I came here for the mocks, not to write a book and paint :\

Neen Jan 20th, 2008 01:19 AM

wanna wrassle then?

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 525591)
says you

Well I'm all for hounding people around here but SOME OF US (GW) GET ALL SORE ABOUT IT :rolleyes

Misdemonar Jan 20th, 2008 01:21 AM

CAUSE ROG TOLD US TOO, HE HOLDS THE BLACK LEATHER/CHAIN COLLAR, AND WE'RE ALL HIS BITCHES!

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 01:27 AM

Well, I started a campaign against it, I bet these new wimps won't do it.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 01:37 AM

It all started with the removal of the Mock Wars forum and furthermore

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 01:42 AM

So what I'm trying to do is a loss cause huh?

Asila Jan 20th, 2008 01:42 AM

Yeah, did that just disappear with the site change, or was there a reason given...?

Asila Jan 20th, 2008 01:44 AM

AND WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING A BANNER AD FOR ANN COULTER

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 01:45 AM

We worship Ann Coulter around here get used to it

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 01:46 AM

Mock wars was locked when we got here Asila. It looked unused for some time too.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 01:48 AM

We are nice people now only here to do nice things :3

Are you two aware of the teachings of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Tadao Jan 20th, 2008 01:49 AM

Can you point me to the knitting thread kind sir.

Mockery Jan 20th, 2008 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 525610)
So what I'm trying to do is a loss cause huh?

Yes. :picklehat

Guitar Woman Jan 20th, 2008 10:04 AM

Colgate took down all the Dr. Rabbit poops, guys :(

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 11:50 AM

I don't know what context that's supposed to be in but lol

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 11:51 AM

If it's Youtube related maybe the Deleted Youtube Viewer will help?

http://www.youtube.infamousx.com/

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2008 02:54 PM

I really did a number on this thread.

That number would be two.

A huge number two.

Number two up & down.

Qwarx Jan 20th, 2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 525589)

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:

No one said that about me, but it's all good.

Misdemonar Jan 20th, 2008 04:19 PM

shutup gay

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2008 04:24 PM

Misdemonar, could you make the eyes in your sig swirl. Please. :(

MLE Jan 20th, 2008 04:33 PM

I think I would like that better too.

Asila Jan 20th, 2008 04:36 PM

Every time Misdemonar says something, all I can think is "man, I haven't watched Space Ghost in forever."

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2008 05:06 PM

The Donnas' 2007 album is disappointing. And I really have no clue what they were thinking when they selected their single. I almost re-'A listed' Hot Pants just to cheer myself up.

Oh, & it seems Australian Cartoon Network has dropped showing Adult Swim, so I'll never see Space Ghost again. :(

Emu Jan 20th, 2008 05:27 PM

You were seeing Space Ghost on adult swim? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2008 05:36 PM

Is that some nerd dig at me not putting C2C at the end of his name, or did they show SG on some crazy network in the US for the last two years that no one bothered to tell me about?

Also, Space Ghost is an insensitive lover, if you ever date him, just.. you know, be prepared for that.

Asila Jan 20th, 2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Also, Space Ghost is an insensitive lover, if you ever date him, just.. you know, be prepared for that.
I'll pass the word along.
Now, I haven't had cable in forever (3 years) but I'm almost certain they stopped playing Space Ghost on adult swim some time ago?

Emu Jan 20th, 2008 05:45 PM

No. Space Ghost hasn't been a part of adult swim's regular programming for years. Or if it is, it's at like 5 in the morning.

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2008 05:52 PM

Australian Cartoon Network.

:(

JediScum Jan 20th, 2008 07:17 PM

I don't where else to ask this....

Macrodeath, what the hell is that avatar? It's vaguely familiar and extremely creepy.

Like Martin Short combined with repressed memories of a babysitter.

Sam Jan 20th, 2008 07:25 PM

YEAH A PM PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE CORRECT CHOICE FOR THAT QUESTION.

Qwarx Jan 20th, 2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 525752)
shutup gay

That's sad how that's the best you can do.

executioneer Jan 20th, 2008 07:33 PM

like anyone cares about you enough to use their best stuff

MarioRPG Jan 20th, 2008 07:53 PM

OH NOW THAT WAS A BURRRN

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2008 08:21 PM

Now that's what I call music!

MattJack Jan 20th, 2008 08:40 PM

NEW SQUIDBILLIES TONIGHT @ 12 EASTERN

BE THERE U SOM BITCH

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Oh El (Post 525796)
why did you start posting-at 4:30 central time january 20th 2008

This is something I see alot in the NU:LAGTKOA thread.

Why would 'why' & 'when' be so easily confused?




WHEN would 'why' & 'when' be so easily confused? :rolleyes

Qwarx Jan 20th, 2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 525855)
like anyone cares about you enough to use their best stuff

Why you gotta be like that? :tear

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 525895)
This is something I see alot in the NU:LAGTKOA thread.

i hope that's not some sort of anime

pub you're going to be on thin ice here so help me

Sam Jan 20th, 2008 10:09 PM

LEAVE PUB ALONE, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. >:

YOU RAPIST.

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2008 10:13 PM

SPAGETT!

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2008 10:13 PM

hahaha Spooked ya! Gotcha!

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2008 10:16 PM

You should've seen the look on your faces

Dixie Jan 20th, 2008 10:24 PM

omg!

Madman914 Jan 20th, 2008 10:49 PM

He was hiding there for 10 min. At first I thought that was just the boss kid, then when he popped out it turned out it was a full-grown man

Tadao Jan 21st, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 525651)
Yes. :picklehat

Call me Judas

Sethomas Jan 21st, 2008 02:27 AM

http://www.myspace.com/andyjonathanfender

The song "Enjoy my Dick" is the most fantastically bad song I ever did hear. Nonsensical English + nonsensical Spanish + nonsensical French + presumably passable Italian + the lines "Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy my dick, Get down, get down, get down on knees" = FANTASTIC.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 525914)
i hope that's not some sort of anime

pub you're going to be on thin ice here so help me

NU:LAGTKOA is a great tv show. A group of misanthropic shut-ins are slowly driven mad by the "wacky" humour of reality television contestants.
The better characters are the ones that mainly hide in the building's stink-filled basement and gently gnash their teeth at each other, except they have this one guy I really hate, I don't think he really gets it at all. Really, that one guy can fuck off, but other than him the show is great. I watch this show for many hours each day, it's just that full of awe for me.

Although I have heard that they want to switch the show to being anime. :sleep

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2008 01:18 PM

That's a fantastic synopsis and I'd like to put it on my website :lol

Seven Force Jan 21st, 2008 01:21 PM

I TOTALLY LOVE SONGS THAT TELL ME TO PUT STUFF IN MY MOUTH ILL TAKE IT


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