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HickMan Jul 2nd, 2008 10:22 PM

http://militarysingles.distracts.net/


PageBark

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 565505)
I saw WALL-E today.

Good movie.

Are you 12? If yes, would you shower with me?

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 10:44 PM

Don't fuck the children.

Pub Lover Jul 2nd, 2008 10:49 PM

No. >:

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 10:57 PM



What did Wall-e have to say about these?

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 10:59 PM

MMMMMMMMMM

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2008 11:00 PM

RIP Mock Wars :(

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 11:01 PM

Stir in your grave Mock Wars :x

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquishy (Post 557110)
0645-6165-1313

I liked the wheel at first, but I decided to give the GCN controller a go, and found that it played a lot better than the wheel.

please be a girl

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2008 11:11 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 3rd, 2008 12:02 AM

Good movie.

A bit self-righteous. If any of you see it, you'll understand what I mean immediately.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 12:07 AM

Haven't seen it but the republicans have told me all about it.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 12:47 AM


liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 12:56 AM

:eek

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 01:04 AM

Leper dogs!

Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:07 AM

Whats up fags

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:08 AM

Go practice kissing a mirror.

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565574)
Whats up fags

chilllin u?

Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:19 AM

Not much just kinda bored you know :(

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:22 AM


Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:25 AM

lol

Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:26 AM

:(

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:28 AM


Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:29 AM

Kinda like sex, it's fun until the crying starts.

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 01:30 AM

I've been awake for going on 35 hours so im headin to SLEEP, n'ight guys! :x

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 01:34 AM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8

I'm sorry yo' I know this is a leper cat, not a leper dog, but it ain't a lolcat y'know what I'm sayin'? hi hatah, bye hatah!

Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:35 AM

Goodnight quitter :(

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 01:37 AM

Fuck you! Ya'll all want the world 'n shit from me? I ain't got it! I got a girl!That's all!

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 565588)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8

I'm sorry yo' I know this is a leper cat, not a leper dog, but it ain't a lolcat y'know what I'm sayin'? hi hatah, bye hatah!

:lol

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:40 AM


Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:43 AM


Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:45 AM


Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:45 AM

All right that does it

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:47 AM


Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 01:47 AM

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/20...d_alt_0829.jpg

Yo' what's up with that bullshit you doin' tadao? Better not be helpin' Esuohlim 'n shit.

Oh my bad, I thought you were doin' dogs still.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:48 AM


Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 01:51 AM

FUCK YOU THAT IS ADORABLE :(

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 01:52 AM

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoess...isabled_02.jpg

That's not the only thang they replace! :lol

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 01:54 AM

I think I saw a show on that, or maybe it was a Giraffe.

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 01:58 AM

Yeah? Well ain't that some shit.

http://www.time.com/time/photogaller...655147,00.html

Lookie there, they got a dolphin man. Y'know, dolphin's are good animals they don't need that kind of shit to be using fake tails an' all. Fuck that shit, boats be sober when they drivin' yo! Boats be drivin' sober!

Seven Force Jul 3rd, 2008 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565594)

idk why but this is fucking hysterical :lol

Fathom Zero Jul 3rd, 2008 03:04 AM

http://novirginsallowed.blogspot.com/

Fathom Zero Jul 3rd, 2008 03:10 AM

http://black20.com/black20-trailer-park/battle-batmans

Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 03:14 AM



I laughed so hard at this my cat start hissing :(

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 03:19 AM

Found out from my ex that Sleestack, my iguana, died sunday. :(


Guitar Woman Jul 3rd, 2008 03:30 AM

Should I be drowning my sorrows in cheap vodka and the mournful wail of Robert Plant? History says no, but I say, "oh yes."

Guitar Woman Jul 3rd, 2008 03:59 AM

man, all the movie stars I thought were hot in 90's movies are like, 30 now. That's sort of weird.

and by "all" I mean Clair Danes and Winona Ryder

MetalMilitia Jul 3rd, 2008 07:29 AM

You weren't even bo.... ah screw it, even I'm bored of that now.

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 10:42 AM

shit, i had no idea no virgins allowed was even a site anymore

Esuohlim Jul 3rd, 2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565649)
and by "all" I mean Clair Danes and Winona Ryder

Seriously dude stop liking Winona Ryder having something in common with you is unsettling :(

MetalMilitia Jul 3rd, 2008 11:41 AM

millhouse if you met Winona Ryder would you steal a kiss?

OH WAIT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE SHE ALREADY STOLE IT HAHAH :lol:lol

wobzire Jul 3rd, 2008 12:47 PM


HickMan Jul 3rd, 2008 12:59 PM

:notfunny

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 01:28 PM

whew

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 564956)
Hey Willie,
XXL sold out quick, as did the Mediums.

:lol

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 02:12 PM

you callin' willie fat? that's FUCKED

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 02:18 PM

It's an observation. It's not like he can order three smalls and stitch them into a cape. HE'S A MAILMAN NOT A SEAMSTRESS!

ALSO, NOT BATMAN.

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 02:20 PM

PLUS I DON'T GET THE IDEA OF ORDERING SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE THAT READ INTERNET COMEDY AND NOT PYRAMIDING THE SIZES IN THE LARGER PERSON'S FAVOUR!

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 565706)
you callin' willie fat? that's FUCKED

nu uh, i was lolin 'cuase they sold out of XXLs and Mediums first :x

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 02:25 PM

FAT PEOPLE ORDER SHIRTS FROM INTERENT HUMOUR SITES.

MORE THAN THIN PEOPLE? WHAT DO THE SALES TELL US, GENTLEMEN?

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:33 PM

only 2 hours of work left and i'm still bored as FUCK

all i'm doing is editing DAM entries for an image gallery

but a lot of them :(

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 03:35 PM

Don't be implyin' there's fat chicks man, they ain't fat they're cushion for the pushin' yo'. Any chicks here or is this just a dick parade, y'kn ow what I'm talkin' 'bout?

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:36 PM

i love the fat chicks, more cushioning for my ballsack is RIGHT!!!


:metal

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 03:38 PM


bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:38 PM

is this like, an i-mockery meme? :(

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 03:39 PM

Metal WTF? That's dick parade shit right there, get the fuck out! IS this place all metal and shit? Dick parades = suck. Yu now?

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:41 PM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 03:46 PM

Dick parade bullshit, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Metal is all about gore and shit, so chicks don't get it. Fuck that shit!

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 03:46 PM

SHY ANC CRAZY GUY :eek

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 03:47 PM

I see you got your paint working again Pub, Maybe I should get that shirt, does it come in rainbow puking colors?

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:47 PM

HELL YEAH MAN \M/ETAL

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 03:50 PM

Then that'd mean you're all wantin' that Fangoria shit, that's the shit for nerds, a'ight? Don't be posin' like you got a statue here ya'll.

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:52 PM

i am a nerd :(

oh INTERNET how you SLAY me



\m/

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565729)
I see you got your paint working again Pub

Yeah, it turned out I just needed to reformat and install everthing again. :(

IT WAS WORTH IT!
:eek

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 565734)
\m/

Doin' a great job there son! But I think the abortion clinics need you more than you need here!

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 03:57 PM

i'm a nerdy doctor?

so confyooooooooooozing

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 03:57 PM

DOES THAT EMAN YOU'RE PREGNANT BTC? :EEK

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 565726)
Metal is all about gore and shit, so chicks don't get it.

Wrong. >:

CiG. :love

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 04:01 PM

i'm not pregnant!

fuck!!!!!

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 04:10 PM

alright so anyway, WHERE is everybody? (literally, not a question of why this thread is barely moving)

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 04:10 PM

MY CONDOLENCES, BTC. KEEP TRYING! I KNOW YOU'LL MANAGE IT!

Kitsa Jul 3rd, 2008 04:16 PM

I'm a chick and used to have a Fangoria subscription :(

IT WAS FOR STAGE MAKEUP AND I GOT AN A+ IN THAT CLASS OKAY

bigtimecow Jul 3rd, 2008 04:17 PM

call me junior :cool

Guitar Woman Jul 3rd, 2008 05:03 PM

I get to go on a road trip to Washington to aquire chinese fireworks today, so I can break every possible Canon Beach law about fireworks come tomorrow.

This will be awesome.

Emu Jul 3rd, 2008 05:18 PM

Just don't wear a Guy Fawkes mask, or you're going to get a bottle rocket up your ass.

Fathom Zero Jul 3rd, 2008 05:19 PM

I hope you get arrested and your parents will come down to the station and look at you with disdain on their face, but they'll still bail you out and they won't trust you anymore.

Guitar Woman Jul 3rd, 2008 05:21 PM

My parents are doing this with me!

It's a family bonding sort of thing.

Guitar Woman Jul 3rd, 2008 05:21 PM

In an unrelated matter, did you know my dad is missing a finger?

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 05:23 PM

Why I like Adam Sandler. He doesn't think he is funny. Why I hate Mike Myers. He thinks he is a comedy genius.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 565760)
In an unrelated matter, did you know my dad is missing a finger?

Have you checked in your ass yet?

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 05:36 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Jul 3rd, 2008 05:40 PM

:(

ElPila666 Jul 3rd, 2008 06:37 PM

:orgasm

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rivalrys (Post 565782)
Johnny Cash has good features for these...I have one in my music/bonus room.

Haha, he wants to play nice now. Dam you MLE and your Art Shit rules!

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565791)

>:

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 08:49 PM

http://boomp3.com/listen/byq853euf_f/woah-2 I changed it a little i think its done idk, some of the drum parts sound off in a couple places :x

wobzire Jul 3rd, 2008 09:13 PM

So aside from that Metal guy did anyone else notice/dislike my comic?

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 565786)
Comedy Central is playing See No Evil, Hear No Evil :lol

When I was 12 I had an RE class that I liked to skip. I was told that they weren't doing any work but watching a movie, so I decided to make a token attendance. The movie was See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and I happened to guffaw when Wilder waved to Pryor from across the room. Big mistake. It turned out they were watching the film as a lesson in people with disabilities working together to overcome their limitations and prejudices. I tried to argue that it was a comedy, and was shouted down by their strawman fallacies and insinuations of my intolerance.
RE teacher:Do you find it funny that the man can't see?
Me: As a matter of fact, I do.
RE teacher: Then maybe this isn't the class for you.
Me: Yeah, it sure looks like I don't need to learn how to be tolerant of others.
And then I walked out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 565801)
oh man i wish i could edit posts still :x

No, you don't. >:

Pub Lover Jul 3rd, 2008 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 565803)
So aside from that Metal guy did anyone else notice/dislike my comic?

You already posted it in Art Shit. They have to be nice in there, it's the rules.

wobzire Jul 3rd, 2008 09:25 PM

I figured that.


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