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Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 12:26 PM


RaNkeri Sep 29th, 2008 12:45 PM

Finland, remember? >:

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 582866)
Americans are the worst.

That does it, time to fight. :BOMBS

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 582870)
Finland, remember? >:

Yup, I remember, but I couldn't find a picture of a String Telephone that looked Nordic enough.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 582812)
Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.

Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny.

Hey baby, I have a one eared bunny you can pet.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 03:07 PM

Can we just expose DWP/ZBF instead?

DevilWearsPrada Sep 29th, 2008 03:12 PM

Wrong :lol

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 03:29 PM

That would be worse for you if I am wrong.

ElPila666 Sep 29th, 2008 03:56 PM

1897 the year that Dracula was published :eek

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjBRngsM60

RaNkeri Sep 29th, 2008 04:00 PM

Awesome book :educated

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582893)
Hey baby, I have a one eared bunny you can pet.


Awesome, let's set a date.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 06:48 PM

Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

kahljorn Sep 29th, 2008 07:07 PM

is a one earred bunny the same thing as a vagina?

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 07:21 PM

I see you have never played the "Kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead" game before. Let me just pull one of my pockets inside out and undo my zipper for you. That's it Kahl, don't be afraid.

JJ_Maniac Sep 29th, 2008 07:35 PM

I have honestly never heard someone refer to their member/whatever the hell you are talking about as a "one eared rabbit". Does this have anything to do with your avatar?

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 08:20 PM

I've tested all animals on countless 12yo girls. Bunny gets the most "YES!" answers.

JJ_Maniac Sep 29th, 2008 08:22 PM

:x

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 582996)


EDIT: Minus muscles and charisma

Who needs charisma when your dick looks like a puppy?

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 08:31 PM

It's a rare disorder.

JJ_Maniac Sep 29th, 2008 08:32 PM

Do you mind if I use that phrase as a sig?

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 08:33 PM

:lol

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 08:34 PM

Pacman, look at your cheeks dude, your bleaching uneven. You'll never get a loan if you can't hide how dark you really are.

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 08:36 PM

That was after I got the loan, but before my minority scholarships had been approved.

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2008 08:46 PM

You and Tadao are lucky that I'm only racist against white people

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 08:47 PM

But you still hate me as a person, though, right?

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 09:25 PM


pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 09:34 PM

It's got dandruff.

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582959)
Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

:lol I knew I had to lose it sometime

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 09:46 PM

I need bare tit pics to entice me. I won't share, you can trust me.

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 09:55 PM

Hey, I want in on that too. :(

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 09:59 PM

I can share. I want the left one! I shall call it Linda.

wobzire Sep 29th, 2008 10:12 PM

Tadao your back! How was the meth binge?

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:16 PM

Dude! I wrecked the car and had to run down the highway from the cops!

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 10:17 PM

CIG FTW

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 583042)
I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.

In my spare time I also enjoy building model airplanes and gardening.:eek

:rolleyes

Don't you see? Don't you get it? What gets under Jakes skin the most? People talking about his mom in a sexual manner. Get with the program.

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:33 PM

I don't do things to please you. I do them because I am compelled.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:35 PM

Compelled to gay up shit.

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:35 PM

I might though, if you play your cards right.

Yeah, that too.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:37 PM

Might what? Not be so gay? I don't think you can.

wobzire Sep 29th, 2008 10:38 PM

Joats mom could compell him to not be so gay.

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:38 PM

Would you like to find out?

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 10:40 PM

I think somebody wants a red "X" over their avatar.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:41 PM

YOU'RE GAY YOU GAY GAYING GAY LOVING GAYGAY!

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:42 PM

I've come to terms with that.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:44 PM

HELP!
HELP!
I'M BEING GAYED AT!

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:46 PM

Like you're not used to it.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:48 PM

:(

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 10:59 PM

Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583070)
I still have a ton of them dateing from just before The Dark and up to Ice Age. I was gonna sell them, but I don't want to step foot into those stores anymore and have some sweaty geek try to tell me my cards are worth 1/4 of what I want.

Yeah, you get your full sweaty geek quota here. :(

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 583076)
Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

It means pretty. :(

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 11:02 PM


Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 11:05 PM

Don't talk about Linda like that! I think I love her :(

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 11:09 PM

Oh.... it does mean pretty.

You pulled it out of your ass, but hey Linda IS the nicer of the two.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 11:14 PM

I figured you were right handed.

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 11:17 PM

You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused


:wank

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 583069)
JOAT provoked him. Pub, Esuohlim, Coldcache, Seven Force, and Tadao have been giving me the business for months now and I don't bitch about it.

EDIT: i.e. I don't "expect an apology" as Jake put it.

You're a tough blackman in the US military.

He is a soft, pudgy whiteboy with a probably made-up disorder that is still a pretty good codeword for never getting laid.

...

Plus, like I didn't even bother learning your username for the first few months, and stuff. :(

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused:


:wank
I can't even begin to fathom the logistics of that, but I'm sure I can make some preliminary sketches.

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 03:11 AM


Kitsa Sep 30th, 2008 07:45 AM

I've been checking the news for stories about some crackhead fleeing the scene of a crash, but nothing yet :/

Pub Lover Sep 30th, 2008 11:24 AM

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 30th, 2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 583159)
I'll show you excitement, and by excitement I mean penis, and by penis I mean poem. :MattJack :Pub Lover

No, I'm pretty sure I'd show penis too.

WhiteRat Sep 30th, 2008 12:20 PM

You two just make sure that you don't cross the shafts.

MattJack Sep 30th, 2008 12:37 PM

a dude showed me his penis the other day, and that shi* was gross.

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 02:05 PM


Esuohlim Sep 30th, 2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 583183)
Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Thank you sir you are quite the peach

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 583183)
Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek

no

MetalMilitia Sep 30th, 2008 03:35 PM

Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.

Sam Sep 30th, 2008 03:35 PM

HEY MILHOUSE BACKWARDS I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FINALLY HIT PUBERTY? >:

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 583233)
Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.

I hope the hookers didn't try to talk to you! :eek

Dixie Sep 30th, 2008 03:47 PM

Happy birthday Milhouse!!
:D:D:D

WhiteRat Sep 30th, 2008 03:49 PM

Happy Birthday Milhouse. Don't think for a second though that I don't hate you anymore.

RaNkeri Sep 30th, 2008 03:53 PM

Happy birthday milhose :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 30th, 2008 03:57 PM

My birthday is tomorrow guys, Pub is like 16 hours ahead :(

And I don't care much for these snide comments so thank you CiG and nobody else!

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 04:01 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILMOUSE!

wobzire Sep 30th, 2008 04:14 PM

Mappy herthbay Billthemouse

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 04:55 PM


Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 05:08 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10229

I should just start gathering info on this guy now.

MetalMilitia Sep 30th, 2008 05:09 PM


Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 05:10 PM

http://wintermute10101111.deviantart...2551/#comments

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 05:12 PM

Haha he's a homo


Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 05:13 PM

That's one bad dude!

DevilWearsPrada Sep 30th, 2008 05:58 PM

Is he a bad enough dude to save the president?

executioneer Sep 30th, 2008 06:15 PM

happy birthday jixby phillips

executioneer Sep 30th, 2008 06:15 PM

belated, anyways

Pub Lover Sep 30th, 2008 06:22 PM

I hope you said that somewhere he'd see it as well as here. :(

MarioRPG Sep 30th, 2008 06:23 PM

MM what's with all these cat gifs

MetalMilitia Sep 30th, 2008 06:26 PM

what indeed

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 06:36 PM

:posh

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 576766)
That girls tits are lopsided

NSFW
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg

Can we get DWP banned for this? I'm just plain tired of him.

Sam Sep 30th, 2008 07:22 PM

I AGREE

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 07:28 PM

So I've been stalking Kahljorn's geocities pictures. :(

Pub Lover Sep 30th, 2008 07:49 PM

Did you find the ones of his wang? :eek

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 07:51 PM

no didn't find that one.

Pub Lover Sep 30th, 2008 07:53 PM

What about him in the cocktail dress and heels?

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 07:59 PM

Thank god no, put I did find the half shirt and levi skirt.

Esuohlim Sep 30th, 2008 08:00 PM

No stalking is necessary to see that one

JJ_Maniac Sep 30th, 2008 08:38 PM

I have no idea what you space aliens are talking about, yet I'm strangely comfortable with that.

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 09:06 PM

Why do I feel like I won't get a free dinner for 2 at Chili's for answering this correctly?


executioneer Sep 30th, 2008 09:09 PM

marcy d'arcy was a politician?

Tadao Sep 30th, 2008 09:13 PM

OH SHIT! Good call!

MetalMilitia Sep 30th, 2008 09:24 PM

You know the recession is hitting hard when even Internet scams are giving away shit prizes.

This time last year you'd at least get an I-Pod. Or not.

MetalMilitia Sep 30th, 2008 09:30 PM

The calendar reliably informs me that it is now Milhouse's birthday.

Milhouse, as your senior in both age and wisdom I offer you the gift of knowledge for your birthday. Ask me anything and I'll tell you the answer!


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