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Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 04:31 AM

:pagebrak

yukinimura-chan Oct 2nd, 2008 04:31 AM

Wow, I looked at the backup threads... that is some fucked up shit you did to some of those people. Albeit that's probably not the worst, you guys are harsh... I think I might like this forum a hell of a lot more now

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:33 AM

faith and begorrah

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:34 AM

there's not an irish priest emoticon, but I'm sure you can imagine one

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yukinimura-chan (Post 583855)
I think I might like this forum a hell of a lot more now

And we care a lot about that. Please tell all your faggot manga japanophiliac friends to stop by.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:36 AM

Oh god don't encourage it

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:36 AM

GOAT RAPE
Tadao Style

yukinimura-chan Oct 2nd, 2008 04:36 AM

unlike me, they have lives tadao... but thanks for the offer. when they decide to turn their computers back on I'll let them know

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:41 AM

You talk too much.

yukinimura-chan Oct 2nd, 2008 04:42 AM

and you talk too little

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 583860)
GOAT RAPE
Tadao Style

:lol

night ladies of I-mock

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:44 AM

I DON'T LIKE BABIES

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:44 AM

Fuzzy bunny!

Now I want a rabbit

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:45 AM

WE CAN TELL YOU SHAMELESS GOAT LOVER

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:45 AM

Thems good eating for 8' long boas.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:46 AM

Babies and bunnies I mean.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:46 AM

babies or goats?

LOL

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:47 AM

Goats are too big, even as baby goats.
But you can get human babies pretty small.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:48 AM

It depends, even non-premies can be small enough. But hell, I'd love to see that on Animal Planet.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:49 AM

I would too.
Very much so.

I know I haven't known you for long but I have a favor to ask of you.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:49 AM

GIANT BOA EATS NEWBORN TONIGHT AT ELEVEN

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:50 AM

Yes?

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:50 AM

Check your PMs.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:51 AM

Like now I mean.

RaNkeri Oct 2nd, 2008 04:56 AM

OHH GOD
OHHH GOD
OHHHH GOD
OHHHHH GOD
OHHHHHH GOD
OH GOD!!!

That coma was the shit :eek

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:56 AM

I wish there was PM notification on I-Bape.
:(

:pagebrak

RaNkeri Oct 2nd, 2008 04:57 AM

Dbl, lol

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 04:58 AM




CHECKED

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:58 AM

STUPID INTERNET

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 05:00 AM

fucking internet fucking freezing up on me like it's so high and fucking mighty, fucking cuntwad

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 05:00 AM

Welcome back!
How's the Diabeetus?

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 05:02 AM

I'm going to go listen to Tom Waits and swear like a sailor, night everyone

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 05:03 AM

Good Niiiiiiight!

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 05:05 AM

She said "yes" to my favor by the way!

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 07:36 AM

I am going on less than 2 hrs of sleep, which was nothing in my ER days but gets harder the older I get :( The dog took a truly epic diarrhea-shit in the living room, then managed to make it even more epic by stepping in it and tracking foul-smelling shit prints all over the house before I could catch her.

She then went on to have two more episodes of the liquid variety out in the yard, at 4 am and 6 am :(

AND MY COFFEEMAKING STUFF WON'T BE FINISHED IN THE DISHWASHER FOR LIKE 20 MORE MINUTES :cry

MarioRPG Oct 2nd, 2008 09:30 AM

Quote:

Oct 2 1978

Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.
:themoreyouknow

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 10:18 AM

NEVAR FORGET!

Sam Oct 2nd, 2008 10:38 AM

I WANT TO BE ASKED FOR A FAVOR TOO :tear

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 10:47 AM

I'll try and think of a favor to ask of you.
A real important one.

I'm sorry you're having a rough morning Kitsa. Doggie diarrhea is horrible stuff. This is why I don't have a dog. :(

wobzire Oct 2nd, 2008 11:23 AM

Kitsa always has the best poo stories.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 11:37 AM

Poo stories are good.
Thank you for sharing them Kitsa!

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 02:15 PM

Was Kitsa the one with the going through her own poo for medical reasons story, or was that Jeanette?

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 03:50 PM

That was Jeanette. I'm mainly saddled with the poo of others.

Mister Sarcastic Oct 2nd, 2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 583473)
No need to wet your pants, there's plenty of :rolleyes for everyone

Uhhm, yeah, just who do you think you are? :rolleyes

RaNkeri Oct 2nd, 2008 04:14 PM

Can I get…any of you cunts…a drink?
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EDIT:
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keeps looping in the background ;)

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:19 PM

Gonna make pizza
brb

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:23 PM

Nevermind, I found Honeycomb

wobzire Oct 2nd, 2008 04:24 PM

Gonna make poo
Be sure and let Kitsa know.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 04:41 PM

It doesn't count unless she has to clean it up.

wobzire Oct 2nd, 2008 04:56 PM

Well I was bluffing anyway. As if I would poo at work. I mean Come On.

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2008 05:01 PM

boat: a bathing goat

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 05:41 PM


Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 06:14 PM

Know what I hate?

People who see a cute exotic animal and go AW I WANT ONE.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 06:16 PM

Then stop fawning over my picture!

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 06:27 PM

What the hell do you suppose this means? These are some brushes I bought at Foy's.


wobzire Oct 2nd, 2008 06:28 PM

Yeah, fuck. I do kind of want a baby deer now.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 584001)
What the hell do you suppose this means? These are some brushes I bought at Foy's.


I have no idea, but I can guess it has to do with Halloween and totally wicked awesomenessess.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 584002)
Yeah, fuck. I do kind of want a baby deer now.

The only exotic animal I ever owned was an iguana. The owner left it abandoned in the apartment I was managing. She was the sweetest animal I ever took care of. :tear

I have a tattoo of a 4 foot dragon hanging over my shoulder. It's based on the way she would just rest on me while I made music and fucked around on the computer.

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 07:10 PM


Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 07:32 PM

I wanna see :(


Sam Oct 2nd, 2008 08:36 PM

Put Jake's face in that other fish's mouth.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 08:43 PM

Sorry, but the newest I-Mockery moderator has declared Jake an unfunny subject.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 583713)
This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.


Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 08:44 PM


Sam Oct 2nd, 2008 08:55 PM

JAWESOME

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:00 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10234
http://z6.invisionfree.com/Zelda_Har...ex.php?act=idx

FAGS

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:06 PM

GUYS, YULIA TYMOSHENKO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UKRAINE AND SHE IS A TOTAL BABE, IF YOU DON'T ELECT SARAH PALIN I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE USA

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:06 PM

Vaati: oh god not again

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:07 PM

Sarah is powning Biden right now! Yay titties McGee!

DevilWearsPrada Oct 2nd, 2008 09:07 PM

Zelda queen, aka that ugly anime girl in every highschool

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:07 PM


PLUS SHE HAS HAIR LIKE PRINCESS LEIA :love

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:09 PM

But does she have tits?

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:10 PM

GUYS, GUYS! COULD YOU ELECT PALIN AND GET HER TO DECLARE WAR ON THE UKRAINE AND THEN TYMOSHENKO COULD PICK THE FORM AND SHE LIKES THE JELLO WRESTLING

IF YOU COULD THEN GET PALIN TO PICK THE LOCATION AS MY HOUSE, I WOULD BE REALLY PLEASED, OK THANKS, BYE.

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584038)
But does she have tits?

NO :(

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:11 PM

She has got yummy legs though :orgasm

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:13 PM


Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:15 PM

:pagebrak


I wanna rape her in the nicest most caring and gentle way. It would be like making love, except against her will.

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:18 PM

NEVERMIND


WHICH OF YOU GAY ******S IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ON THAT FAGOCYCLE ZELDA SITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH? >:

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:18 PM

You're fags: That guy Tadao, he is just the best! I bet little fags like you guys would fall in love.2 Oct 08, 21:17
Younglink: what the hell!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
You're fags: OMG those guys at I-Mockey are so not fags!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: l2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: f2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: o2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: r2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: Pub is straight btw so don't try to be all faggy on him2 Oct 08, 21:13
You're fags: Hey! have you guys seen that old Zelda cartoon? That is soooooo rofl!2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: That was an eyewink, not a buthole wink you fags2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: But don't be a fag ok? :wink2 Oct 08, 21:12
I-Mockery ZergRush: HEY I AM PUB YOU JERK ASS JERK2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: We need new members too!2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: 1up!2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: Fags2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: Tadao's the greatest flamer ever! I rule you!

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:23 PM

2 Oct 08, 21:21
You're fags: Do you wear green tight and run around the backyard with a cardbord sword like I do!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Vaati: God wheres kevin when you need him2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: vaati if you can plz block them2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
You're fags: But then I couldn't talk about my Zelda fetish with you fags2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: if u dont like zelda y r u here?2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: ur a fag!2 Oct 08, 21:20
You're fags: I wish I was a fairy with magical powers :cry2 Oct 08, 21:20
Vaati: You know we can very easily block you all. dumbasses.2 Oct 08, 21:19
You're fags: Zeldas for fags2 Oct 08, 21:18
You're fags: So do you guys like Zelda?2 Oct 08, 21:18
Younglink: who in the helll r u anyway?!2 Oct 08, 21:17
You're fags: That guy Tadao, he is just the best! I bet little fags like you guys would fall in love.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:25 PM

2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Are you a terrorist?2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Is that a muslim name?2 Oct 08, 21:24
Vaati: I have no idea. I'm going to try and contact one of them2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Yeah Vati2 Oct 08, 21:23
You're fags: I NEED YOU 2 BABY!2 Oct 08, 21:23
Younglink: vaati who r these guys anyway2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: then **** off!2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: and no we dont run in tights2 Oct 08, 21:22
You're fags: OMG dont be a fag and block me 2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: sorry bout the double post my comp is bein stupid2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Vaati: Sorry Wedd I can't only malon zelda milo or dl can2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:30 PM

I'M STILL REALLY STEAMED AT THE JERKASS BITCH THAT POSTED A LINK TO THIS THREAD WHILE MISUSING MY NAME, YOU COWARDLY SHIT, TELL ME WHO YOU FUCKING ARE! >:

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:33 PM

I bet it was Sam!

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:33 PM

That fag.

Vaati Oct 2nd, 2008 09:35 PM

LOL I FAIL AT TROLLING A WEBSITE. Honestly you people have no idea what funny is. Go back to playing grab ass and rolling around in your moms piss.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:36 PM

Fag

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:37 PM

Hello guy from Zelda site. I am sure you are a very intelligent person, and as such we ask you to act as one when on our forum. Thank you.

Vaati Oct 2nd, 2008 09:37 PM

Wow your original. I guess I lose this fight to the almighty tadao. He called me a fag.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:38 PM

OMG DON'T COME HERE AND BE ALL GAY!

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:40 PM

I am the warrior!

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:46 PM

Vaati is a decent guy, we have settled our differences. Even if he is a Muslim terrorist.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:47 PM

Queen Zelda is one of their admins. AND OMG SHE'S HAWT!

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 09:49 PM

I am uncomfortable with their homophobia. :( :fag

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:51 PM

Totally. It was uncalled for.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 09:52 PM

I hate to interrupt this argument, but did anyone else ever see that old Disney cartoon with donald duck that talked about the Pythagorean Theorem and math and music and all that crap? Cause I haven't seen it since I was a kid but man I watched that shit everyday.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 09:55 PM

:confused: That sounds gay, not like there is anything wrong with being gay, I just don't want to be gay.

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 10:01 PM

The problem with something or someone being called gay is that it infers the whole swish bullshit of supposed faggot culture beyond simply being a dude that wants to fuck other dudes. :(

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 10:03 PM

That's a queer statement to make.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:04 PM

Man fuck you, it was amazing. I just saw a clip and got so excited I started bouncing around

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:04 PM

A dude can want to fuck other dudes without cocking his hip and lisping everything, sheesh

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 584084)

:eek

THAT FIRE EXIT LOOKS OBSTRUCTED! :eek

I AM CALLING THE FIRE MARSHAL! >:


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