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Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:32 PM

Pub, would you like a dumpling? Oh wait, you're vegan fuck.

...anyone else, would you like a dumpling?

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 10:36 PM

Yes, and a side of Brak too please.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:37 PM

I ALWAYS MISS THE FUCKING PAGE BREAK

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:38 PM

Wait a minute HEY you missed it on the last page mister

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 10:39 PM

shhhhhhh

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 10:39 PM

I was caught up in talking about gentle rape.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:41 PM

I missed that whole convo. I'd lick her, by god, what a lovely thing.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 10:43 PM

Just edit your post to put him in.
That's what I do when I remember.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 10:44 PM

Yeah, Brak doesn't care. He just want's someone to call him.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:51 PM

I'd call space ghost first :(

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 10:52 PM

He's a pushover.
You best be dialing the Brak girlfrennnn!

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 10:54 PM

I'M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN MY BIG OLD PICKUP TRUCK!

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 10:55 PM

I have that CD!!

Wait, I mean Zorak. Is who I'd call first. I dig the exoskeleton.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 11:03 PM


Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 11:04 PM


Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 11:10 PM


Tadao Oct 2nd, 2008 11:11 PM

edit" way too big a picture

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 11:14 PM

Asila: That was Donald in Mathmagic Land, I used to have that VHS tape and loved it hardcore.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 11:16 PM

Kitsa. I love you. I have been searching for that since I was a kid.

Asila Oct 2nd, 2008 11:25 PM

greaaaaaaaat I creeped EVERYONE out with that one

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 11:27 PM

np, I know what it is to be looking like crazy for stuff like that. A few years ago I set out trying to look for the tv/movie components of a nightmare I had more or less constantly as a kid:

Glowing blue balls of light zipped around in the air, chasing people. When the people were touched, they would shrivel up very graphically and horribly, like the ball was draining them into human raisins. The people were stored underground in tubes by these...whatever they were.

Took me a lot of searching, but I finally figured out it was a mishmash of Strange Invaders and the 80s Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Only I had part of it backwards...the ball things flew away from the people, not to them.

I also had a nightmare where these twins dressed in lingerie chopped a man in half when he thought he was posing for a camera, and it turns out that was a Hitchhiker ep.

As far as Donald Duck goes, Kids is Kids was also a favorite of mine, and I haven't been able to find it.

New stuff of nightmares: http://www.mcpshows.com/libraries.html

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 11:30 PM

Alls I see is "Glowing blue balls", I can't quite make out the rest of your message.

Sam Oct 2nd, 2008 11:32 PM

I've had those.

It hurt bad. :(

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 11:37 PM

I figured you guys would have a field day with that.

Guitar Woman Oct 2nd, 2008 11:45 PM

Every time I see Asila's avatar, I think it's Schimid.

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2008 11:49 PM

I've got to add new pics to that halloween shop thread in a minute.

I took a movie clip that was in a strobe light environment and it would make a great gif but I'm in one of those effort-free moods.

Dixie Oct 2nd, 2008 11:52 PM


Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 12:03 AM

Sorry, but I'm playing Pheonix Wright and I'm too lazy to get my animu tits out. So to speak

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 12:17 AM


Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 12:19 AM

Ok, they're added.

Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 12:22 AM

OBJECTION

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 12:25 AM

You are already Guilty

Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 12:28 AM

Fuck, that means I get to make a humourous face

Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 12:34 AM


RaNkeri Oct 3rd, 2008 01:26 AM

g'morning >:

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 01:35 AM

Watch and learn suckas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9WrrCOptQ

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 01:53 AM

That really makes me want to throw away all my appliances.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:04 AM

JEANEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNETTE
Get on AIIIIIM
I'm gonna get whiny.

Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 02:14 AM

:(

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:18 AM

Hey Asila!
+1
A GOOD one too!

kahljorn Oct 3rd, 2008 02:28 AM

the novelty of life is beginning to wear off

kahljorn Oct 3rd, 2008 02:29 AM

EVERYTHING IS THE SSAME I CANT SEE ANYMORE

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:33 AM

I think Billy Mays sells something for that

kahljorn Oct 3rd, 2008 02:35 AM

thats kind of creepy!
his hair looks like it's a sentient life form

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:36 AM

He was selling health insurance on my tv today. From Oxi-clean to health insurance, Billy's got you covered dude.

kahljorn Oct 3rd, 2008 02:37 AM

i tried that oxyclean stuff and i sprayed it on things and waited 30 seconds or whatever and nothing happened beyond the usual

i mean i probably could've just used water ;o

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:38 AM

Didja use warm water?
It seemed to work best on cleaning hard surfaces rather than clothes.

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 02:39 AM

I used KaBoom! to clean out the grime and nastiness out of my tub and it worked just like the commercial. The rust and lime came right off.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:45 AM

Kaboom is great. I don't think I could live without my Toilet Bowl Kaboom now.

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 02:46 AM

KaBoom is the only infomercial product i've ever bought but it works like a charm and i readily recommend it to friends.

kahljorn Oct 3rd, 2008 02:48 AM

it worked fine on hard surfaces ;o

ill have to try kaboom!.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:51 AM

I wanna try ShamWOW next

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 02:55 AM

IT'S MADE IN GERMANY

ps... germans gassed jewz!

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 03:01 AM

I'm of Germanic descent.
But I like Jews.
It's those fucking ******** I can't stand

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 03:06 AM

I'll buy a vowel?

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 03:10 AM

Actually it hides nothing. I just typed a bunch of stars in to make you wonder.
I'm bitter and mean but I won't single out one race to make fun of when there's so much variety.

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 03:15 AM

The real fun begins when you lump all of the races together into one magical fantastic mutli-race bashing fest.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 03:33 AM

Exactly, that way no one feels left out.
Everyone can play.

Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 03:45 AM

there should be a word for lumping all the races together and then discriminating against that. Like ******** or something

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 04:03 AM

with an emphasis on the asterisks for the wondering factor

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 04:04 AM

wtf double post

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 07:42 AM

Billy Mays' embroidered-shirt supplier must be making a fucking killing off him.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 3rd, 2008 09:24 AM

Have you guys seen "The most races show on earth" ? A comedy show with people from all over the world.

Also: ShamWOW is ridiculous.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:58 AM

WILLIE DAY: Oct 4th, 2008 :)

Asila Oct 3rd, 2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 584227)
with an extra emphasis on the stars. i can't stress this enough.

Just in an attempt to save a dying joke.

WhiteRat Oct 3rd, 2008 01:19 PM

it must be saved

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 02:58 PM

Kahl, get on AIM.
I needs to talk to you.
GW, if you have AIM, IM me too.
I needs you both.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 03:13 PM

Chojin, you too!
Check your messages!

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 03:16 PM

THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!

RaNkeri Oct 3rd, 2008 03:37 PM

AIM :rolleyes

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 03:42 PM

I don't know what you crazy kids use to talk to each other nowdays.

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 04:17 PM

Post in the transhuman thread http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69700625

She'll show up.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 04:36 PM

Androgynous I-mock fags, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NOW!

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 05:08 PM

I promise it's not to make fun of you.
HELP MEEEEE

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 05:10 PM

I wonder if my old ICQ # still works.

I used to have a bird that would go "Uh oh! Uh oh!" every time it went off.

Sam Oct 3rd, 2008 05:12 PM

My old number works still. AND I TOTALLY HAD THAT "UH OH" NOISE TOO.

I think everyone did. :(

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 05:17 PM


Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 07:58 PM

Kitsa Viewing Thread
url=http://www.bape.comhey it is bape here]/url]


:wink

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 08:05 PM

I wanted to see how far back this retardation went.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 08:06 PM

Fuck you. >:

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 08:07 PM

:(

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 08:08 PM

You forgot the "cunt" part.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584314)
Actually, according to Pub Lover and I-MockeryZurgRush, Tadao was the one spamming up the Cbox. Whoever it was used the Cbox username "You're fags" and was very annoying.

Oh, and on a hunch, are there members here called Shan or schutzykin?

And no, I'm not a goat. :\

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584318)
Yeah, Publover was You're fags pretending to be me, so I became Publover and told you guys about him. He's a jerk. I am a trustworthy gentleman though.

I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, TADAO, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. >:

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 08:10 PM

I'm going to be 18 in 15 days, guys.

I can't wait to buy cigars and neglect my right to vote!

executioneer Oct 3rd, 2008 08:13 PM

it's not neglect if you don't vote on purpose

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 08:15 PM

If I wasn't not voting on purpose, I'd probably just forget to do it.

The elections are rigged, anyway.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 08:16 PM

You're pretty stupid, sweethips. :(

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 08:18 PM

And you're succumbing to the lie of the Democratic system

in texas

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 08:22 PM

I still love you, baby. :(

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 08:29 PM

Heh. what do you think about getting Rog a voice part in the Zelda movie those guys are making by harassing their enemy?

ElPila666 Oct 3rd, 2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584324)
Androgynous I-mock fags, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NOW!

I do wanna touch you :love

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 08:47 PM

oh shit, someone depended on me for something

I've been at school and never use AIM anymore anyway can I still assist you

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 08:49 PM

AIM's MicrowavedGrape, by the way.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 09:30 PM

Ok.
INCOMING!

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 584407)
I do wanna touch you :love

YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
Newb.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 09:42 PM

Don't worry, I like you lots, Freddy. :(

ElPila666 Oct 3rd, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584426)
Don't worry, I like you lots, Freddy. :(

:x

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 09:46 PM

Fine, I go to hell jerk. :tear


Hey Tadao, that Queen only has one pic. Even GW had two.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 09:55 PM

Only because GW's hotness could not be contained in one photo.

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 09:57 PM

I hope Tadao is very jealous of the fact that I am discussing mastrubation with CIG


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