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Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:00 PM

48000! :eek

The more pictures you have, the less likely you are to be lying.

Of course, you could luck out & stumble on a really vain 17 year old girl, & have loads to work with, but then you have to contend with the stalkers that inhabit this site, and they will find you out if you picked a camwhore that is too easy to find.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 10:00 PM

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:00 PM

Oh jesus, page brak

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:06 PM


Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584437)
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

I disagree.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 584332)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583370)
Ok Jake! I know you are stuck on this part. So I'll give you a few choices.

1: Peek over her shoulder to see what she is reading.
2: Bump into her and excuse yourself to get the conversation rolling.
3: Browse the manga for hours and hours and then go home.

No matter the option I think you get experience points.

Three gets the wrong kind of XP. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584365)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm highly insane? Yeah, really rare in these parts.

You are not even slightly insane. :(

OK, maybe slightly, but not highly. :x

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 10:08 PM

:hourglass

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:15 PM

Look, if you jerk it till it is raw, you have to wait a couple of days before you can jerk it again, and having your tackle raw isn't fun.

Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 584434)
I hope Tadao is very jealous of the fact that I am discussing mastrubation with CIG

Jerk

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584443)
Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek

What's all the hub-bub Pub?
Some people could really use help like that.
This is why I recommend it.

That and imagining the faces of people I recommend this to is why I recommend masturbating so furiously.


(working on my Palin answers)

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:21 PM

In that case, remember to keep uniform pressure or switch hands. :(

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 10:26 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:27 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 584463)
Where did you find that picture?

Where you left it. :rolleyes

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 10:40 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:42 PM

You don't have stopcocks in America?

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 10:43 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 10:43 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584469)
You don't have stopcocks in America?

We don't have Spotted Dick, either.

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 10:45 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:45 PM

You guys are so gay. :rolleyes

Neen Oct 3rd, 2008 10:45 PM



Jane of all trades :lol

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 10:47 PM

What do they think fuck means?

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2008 10:48 PM

Now "gay" is an insult, you self-loather?


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 10:49 PM

Who was being insulting? :eek

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 10:58 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...equiz/nerd.php
:(

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:00 PM

What I find sad is that the people that wrote those signs have a better grasp of English as a second language than many people that have it as their first. :(

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:00 PM


Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:02 PM

As I am a hopeless lonely pock marked compulsive
masturbator, I can't pretend that is my costume.

Dracula doesn't dress like that because it is halloween.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:03 PM

THAT'S NOT BRAK!

That was what I got as an answer from the Burbank Grab Bag Halloween Costume Test.
I suck.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:11 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...quiz/lando.php

FUCK YOU MAX BURBANK, I LIKE LANDO. >:

plus i am sad i didn't get one of the better options like I did last time I took this test. :(

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:12 PM

Lando's pretty damn cool.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584488)
THAT'S NOT BRAK!

Umm, using the page brak emoticon is lazy. The true tradition is to post an image of what you want to force the next page to be about.

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:13 PM

Not gonna work.
No way, no how.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:15 PM

Fine, fuck my traditions, and anyone that ever copied them. I will never page brak again. >:

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:18 PM

Pfffffft.
"Serious homo problems" alright.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:21 PM

You are so right, pphattits,. :love

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584498)
Willie, you are fat, you are ugly, and you are only occasionally funny. I really hope you are good at your job or some other previously unmentioned aspect of your life, because you suck so much I don't know how you get through the day. Plus you're getting pretty old, man.

I wish I was as cool as Willie. :(

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:22 PM

I love you too man, I really do.
Yeah, Willie's awesome.
Sigh.

Esuohlim Oct 3rd, 2008 11:23 PM

I also got Lando :sex

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:26 PM

Oh dude, you have to email me a pic of your weiner now, it is the rules.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 584501)


:D

Who is that, Freddy?

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:32 PM

It's ERIC obviously

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:37 PM

Who? :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 584507)
i'm very likable encyclopedia dramatica says so :lol

I forgot that. :lol

You're great, pal. :(

ElPila666 Oct 3rd, 2008 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584506)
Who is that, Freddy?

That's me IRL Pubs do you want me to send u a PM with my dick picture to proove it? >:

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:43 PM

Yes.

However, just because I recently contracted Asperger's, I do think I can compare a guy to pictures of another guy & know they are not the same guy. :(

ElPila666 Oct 3rd, 2008 11:44 PM

CIG that thing over there isn't my name, it is an Eric Clapton' lyric :(

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:45 PM

The guy is hot, so if it is you, congrats. :orgasm

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:47 PM

It's Eric to me goddamit.
I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes Eric Clapton.

Pub Lover Oct 3rd, 2008 11:51 PM

I like the yardbirds. :(

Dixie Oct 3rd, 2008 11:58 PM

That's ok.

Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2008 11:59 PM

I keep trying to like Cream, but every time I listen to them I find really blusey stuff when I'm in the mood for songs like Tales of Brave Ulysses.

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 12:01 AM

UGH, CREAM. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 12:02 AM


Guitar Woman Oct 4th, 2008 12:03 AM

lol

Sam Oct 4th, 2008 12:12 AM

GOOD OLD SLOWHAND.

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 12:45 AM

We should talk about the Traveling Wilbury's so I can complain and sound smug about music

DevilWearsPrada Oct 4th, 2008 01:03 AM

LAYLA!

You've got me on my knees LAY-LA!
darling won't you ease my worried miiiiiiiiind

:rock

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:24 AM

Traveling WIlbury's was an awesome mix of musicians. I miss Roy :(

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 01:37 AM

BAD TADAO NO BOOBS FOR YOU

..actually I liked their one song whose name escapes me. and on a solo level I miss Roy too

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:39 AM

Margarita is a graet song.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehemzRKXVOg

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:41 AM

I don't think I told you that I'm a Deadhead. Hi Asila, I'm a Deadhead.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:43 AM

She wrote a long letter,
on a short piece of paper.

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 01:46 AM

Hi Tadao, I've heard that you are a Deadhead

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 01:49 AM

I like the traveling wilberys, oh shit, but I want boobs too. :(

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:50 AM

I sure Acid explains a lot :(

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:51 AM

She's lying. If you like Tom Waits, you have to like all these whiskey and smoke burned voices put together.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:54 AM

I have expanded since I last pinched my nipples at you guys. I need to go back on a steady diet of Meth.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 01:58 AM

Meth and funyuns dude.

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 02:01 AM

Both of yas are without boobs. Each artist is brilliant alone, but together they became very um.. very Partridge Family, in my eyes

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:02 AM

who has time for funyuns when you are beating off for 8 hours and sucking on a glass pipe?

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584543)
She's lying. If you like Tom Waits, you have to like all these whiskey and smoke burned voices put together.

screw you

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:05 AM

lol got you there.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 02:06 AM

Funyuns are for covering up meth breath and to making pooping even faster.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmIu_njso4

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 02:10 AM

Tom petty is great as well. :(

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 02:10 AM

I liked Aoxomoxoa

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584560)
Tom petty is great as well. :(


Yup

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 02:19 AM

Jesus, could you old people get off the greatful dead already, not everyone can relate.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:24 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFeuAbLHro

I told althea I was feeling lost, lacking in some direction.
Althea told me upon scrutiny that my back might need protection.
I told althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb.
Althea told me better cool down boy, settle back, easy jim.

You may be saturdays child, all alone, moving with a tinge of grace.
You may be a clown in the burying ground, or just another pretty face.
You may meet the fate on ophelia, sleeping and penchence to dream.
Honest to the point of recklessness, self-centered in the extreme.

Aint nobody messing with you, but you, your friends are getting most concerned.
Loose with the truth, baby, its your fire, but baby dont get burned.
When the smoke has cleared, she said, thats what she said to me.
Gonna want a bed to lay your head and a little sympathy.

There are things you can replace, and others you cannot.
The time has come to weigh those things.
This space is getting hot, you know this space is getting hot.

I told althea Im a roving son, and I was born to be a bachelor.
Althea told me, okay, thats fine, so now Im trying to catch her.
Cant talk to you without talking to me, were guilty of the same old thing.
Been talking alot about less and less and forgetting the love we bring.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 02:24 AM

I love corndogs.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:26 AM

Corndogs were Jerry Bears favorite :tear

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 02:26 AM

:pagebrak

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:27 AM

I wish I could page Jerry :tear

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 02:35 AM

I missed the page brak :(

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 02:35 AM

Oh but you can!
:bong

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584574)
Oh but you can!
:bong

Every time I page Jerry he wants a twinkie and heroin :tear

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:37 AM

Stupid dead people!

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 02:41 AM

Yeah, they can be a pain in the ass. That's for sure.

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 02:43 AM

fucking dead junkies

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 02:45 AM

dead anal loving junkies

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:46 AM

loving dead junkies anal

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 02:50 AM

anal dead junkies loving

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 02:58 AM

loving dead junkies with anal?

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:01 AM

Rape.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:03 AM

rape dead anal loving junkies

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:05 AM

we're in a weird place

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:07 AM

RAPE!

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:11 AM

RAPE YOU WITH DEAD MUSICIAN ANAL BEADS

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:14 AM

That is gibberish :rolleyes

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:16 AM

I know but I'm drunk

so it made sense to me

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:18 AM

Whatcha drinkin'?


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