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Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:19 AM

:bacos:bacos:bacos:bacos
Bacos and rape make everything better.
:pagebrak

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:21 AM



I can't afford bacon :(

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:22 AM

vodka and oj, woman's drink

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:23 AM

Like Bacos are REAL bacon.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:25 AM

Screwdrivers are only a woman's drink if you admit it. I spent my evening downing Rogue Dead Guy and the new Budweiser Ale.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:27 AM

Pac-man, I would like to suggest a title change for you.
"None more black"

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:28 AM

Welcome to KTAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVtM...eature=related

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQBbgb_Lvo

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 584620)
well i like it as long as its not like calculus level stuff :x

YOU KNOW CALCALUS. >:

I KNOW CALCULUS, YOU KNOW CALCULUS. :(

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:33 AM

Quote:

Opps, wrong thread

I'll argue with you here too

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eClZA5IHLUc

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 584629)
I'll argue with you here too

Nah baby, I posted a Jimi song in there instead of here.

I still love you though, even if you don't love me enough to flame my brother.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5WvpkYHz0

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:39 AM

I love you enough to not flame your brother HELLO

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:39 AM

At least flame on Tad a bit, he needs it.
For him a girl calling him a fag is like getting a phone number.
Give him that little ego boost baby.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584623)
Pac-man, I would like to suggest a title change for you.
"None more black"

I would but I'm no longer dating a white woman.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:40 AM


Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 03:41 AM

pam-man is my new favourite poster

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:42 AM

Hahaha
What a bitch want from a Nigga


God i love that song.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiO3SIOOc_4

executioneer Oct 4th, 2008 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584628)
YOU KNOW CALCALUS. >:

I KNOW CALCULUS, YOU KNOW CALCULUS. :(

I'M NOT SURE I DO :(

i never took classes past algebra 2 anyhow, but maybe that had some calculussy things in it idk

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 584634)
I love you enough to not flame your brother HELLO

I understand :tear

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:44 AM

I'm so confused

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:45 AM

Just kick him in the balls and he'll pay you $50.

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2008 03:45 AM

YOU USE THE UTILITARIAN CALCULUS EVERYDAY

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3R02...eature=related

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584641)
Hahaha
What a bitch want from a Nigga


God i love that song.

Don't tell me you're referring to the DMX/Sisqo song.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:47 AM

KAHL YOU FAGGOT
GET ON AIM

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 584650)
Don't tell me you're referring to the DMX/Sisqo song.

I love dmx.
He entertains me greatly.

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 584643)
I'M NOT SURE I DO :(

i never took classes past algebra 2 anyhow, but maybe that had some calculussy things in it idk

oh man, I;'m smarter than my heroes. :((


Also, Tadao, I am really sorry that your brother killed himself. If my sibling did that I would be really sad & ngry at the,, but carnivore is god is still hot & she should email me her dick.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584640)
pam-man is my new favourite poster

[IMG]file:///C:/Users/ADMINI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:48 AM

Be careful what you ask for Pub.
You might not like it.

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:50 AM

I am overtly sexual tonight, but that's hot

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:50 AM

To Asila
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 584656)
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/ADMINI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]

Dummy

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 584659)
I am overtly sexual tonight, but that's hot

I hear you live near me
;)

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:51 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9FHbP2-of8

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:52 AM

That was a side effect of making Pam-Man a reality.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:53 AM

Out of booze :(

executioneer Oct 4th, 2008 03:53 AM

yeah sorry i looked up calculus on google and the wikipedia page for it is complete gibberish to me, whoops

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 584665)

Yay!!
Where my dogs at?

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584664)
I hear you live near me
;)


Both in NC, let's do it lady

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:55 AM

Where the white people at :(

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584672)
Yay!!
Where my dogs at?

Is it 1997?

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 03:56 AM

It can be.
We can skip to Project Pat if you'd like.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 03:57 AM

:(

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 04:06 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnGOnSiGuRU

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584684)

I like the late 70s and early 80s best though

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 04:10 AM

I wish I was as cool as Jodie Turner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n960eBzUrEE

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 04:10 AM

asila & cic needs to meet up & sent me pictures, unless the meet in my bed


pacman, i am drunk I m sorry if I mispelled your ****** name


tadao, you're still able to come to my house to see the cig/asila sex.

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 04:12 AM

:pagebrak
asila & cic needs to meet up & sent me pictures, unless the meet in my bed


pacman, i am drunk I m sorry if I mispelled your ****** name


tadao, you're still able to come to my house to see the cig/asila sex.

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584689)
pacman, i am drunk I m sorry if I mispelled your ****** name

My name is ********.

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 584657)
Be careful what you ask for Pub.
You might not like it.

no way, I'd love it. :eek

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 04:24 AM

Is Asila hot? I don't remember seeing pictures of her.

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 04:26 AM

I've got huge boobs and that might be it I dunno

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 04:27 AM

OH YEAH!
I remember you.
Yeah, you should come over.

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 04:28 AM

I think she is. ;(

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 04:33 AM

I got way too excited by the prospect :(

Dixie Oct 4th, 2008 04:40 AM

That's ok, I think Pub did too

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 04:41 AM

hehehe, he's drunk so we're a temporary pair

Pub Lover Oct 4th, 2008 05:04 AM

Yeah, let us blame it on the drink.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584655)
No, but I have heard that people with geocities accounts with faggot poetry and pictures in .txt form are stupid jerks.

It was a valid form of internet hosting five yeras ago. :(

executioneer Oct 4th, 2008 05:44 AM

man it looks like i picked the wrong week to not get on a plane :(

wobzire Oct 4th, 2008 11:30 AM

I made a new comic! I can't post it untill I'm off work.

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2008 01:16 PM

yea don't jump the gun sucka fish it's not like i was trying to hide it from your prying eyes or soemthing

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 01:40 PM

I know, I was just trying to be specific. I wanna see more of the Levi skirt you sexy bitch.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 02:33 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 4th, 2008 03:12 PM

:3

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 03:46 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9929

"Skull Warloard" :lol

pac-man Oct 4th, 2008 04:13 PM

Looks like General Kael.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 04:47 PM

Stupid SciFi channel is doing disaster movies today. This is gay.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 05:15 PM

I MEAN HOW CAN THEY CONSIDER THIS CRAP PART OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! I'M GONNA WRITE THEM AN ANGRY LETTER!

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 05:17 PM

Dear SciFi channel,

I am not scared. How can I enjoy October hidden under my covers with a flashlight if the only thing you have to offer is tornado movies. Please put on something with zombie children.

Thank you,
Tadao

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 584740)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 584790)
Is that a 4 finger ring with Run DMC on it or is it a people pizza?

:lol

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenster102.5 (Post 584796)
I remember watching this in 2004 when I was 13, my mom had just gotten digital cable and it was summer, and I was bored so I went to that stupid Drive In theatre channel. I think the thing was filmed in Toronto.

Did you get your moms permission to sign up for the forums?

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2008 05:47 PM

which levi skirt was it ? i think i still have that one ;o

those pictures were taken like 10 years ago so you're basically a pedophile.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 06:04 PM

:pagebrak

What's new :(

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2008 06:29 PM

i finally have a car again :(

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 06:35 PM

:(

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 06:37 PM

I want a motorcycle again

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 07:12 PM

http://www.comicmonstore.com/convention.htm

Goddamnit I'm going to miss that because I already promised that we'd go to the Renaissance Festival tomorrow >:

Tadao Oct 4th, 2008 10:09 PM

YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN A CHILD DOES!

ElPila666 Oct 4th, 2008 11:01 PM



:tear

Guitar Woman Oct 4th, 2008 11:07 PM

I only ever use steam nowadays

Asila Oct 4th, 2008 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584831)
YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN A CHILD DOES!


But I like it when she's happy :(

Kitsa Oct 5th, 2008 09:03 AM

Our neighbor grooms dogs and says it will be $35 to groom mine and everywhere else is saying like $10-20 and I don't know how I am going to get around this and preserve neighborly relations :( I have no moneys.

MetalMilitia Oct 5th, 2008 09:06 AM

Groom it yourself?

Kitsa Oct 5th, 2008 09:10 AM

Yeah, I will when I get some clippers, for the time being I had to do it with blunt-ended scissors and it's a little sloppy, that's all. All of the "surplus money" I had (hah) went to buy basic supplies for the surprise puppy.

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

An Austrian man killed his parents-in-law by setting them on fire with a homemade flame-thrower.

The 48-year-old man used a flame-thrower he had created from a propane gas container to set alight the elderly couple as they lay in bed.

The woman burned to death in her bed and her husband's body was found on a bench outside their home in the southeastern village of St Magdalena am Lemberg.

The man fled the scene and stabbed himself in the stomach. He is now in an induced coma following an emergency operation.
Why would a Pyro stab himself? It was totally a spy.

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584911)
OMG ZQ! I didn't really mean for you to send me boobie pics. I'm almost 40 and you are 17! I'll wind up in jail. Thank you though, you have nice perky nipples. When you turn 18 I'll hook up with you.

SHARING IS CARING :(

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 584879)
Our neighbor grooms dogs and says it will be $35 to groom mine and everywhere else is saying like $10-20 and I don't know how I am going to get around this and preserve neighborly relations :( I have no moneys.

All you would have to say is that you can't afford that expense on a aircut for your puppy. If they hate you for that, well... they hate you already and it would be dumb to give your money to haters.

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:17 PM

COME ON, T. I'D SHARE WITH YOU IF I HAD ANYTHING. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 584917)
because that second nut is harder to achieve than you think :(

MAYBE FOR YOU, ONE-BALL MCGEE :rolleyes

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 05:21 PM

Dood, I never share pics of the ladies. That is why they trust me enough to send them.

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:23 PM

:(

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:25 PM

NO ONE WOULD TRUST ME LIKE THAT BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY POST THEM HERE :(

WELL, SEVEN FORCE TRUSTED ME, BUT WHAT THE HELL FAG MOVE IS SHOWING A DUDE YOUR DICK ANYWAY? :x

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 05:30 PM

AND LIQUID!

I had those pics of Asila before you guys. Who do you think made her do those poses to proof she is a lady? :wink

She has pics of me that you don't have. That is why we trust each other. :filthywebcamsex

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:32 PM

WHAT PICS OF ASILA? :eek

DUDE, YOU GOTTA LEARN TO SHARE. :(

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 05:35 PM

Liquid posted one and something very negative about my lovely lady. Maybe your buddy LS needs to learn to share with you :eek

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:37 PM

MAN, I BETTER END THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE YOU START CLAIMING TO HAVE OAO/CHOJIN YAOI SKETCHED BY DOOPA. :(

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:39 PM

WHICH IS MY SEXUAL FANTASY ULTIMATE DREAM :x

plus cameos by Seth. ;) :orgasm :yum :wank

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 05:42 PM

See..... you haven't been sahring with me :(


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