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Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:44 PM


Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584929)
See..... you haven't been sahring with me :(

It doesn't exist. :(

I'm not even sure that it should. :eek

It would be soooooo hot. :love

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 06:05 PM

Way too hot, but it is possible and can still happen. :drunk

Kitsa Oct 5th, 2008 06:14 PM

Wrapped up most of the zombie barbie garden.



Neighbor guy considers this "playin with dolls" and thinks I'm turning his son gay.

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 06:31 PM

Good work. :lol

Kitsa Oct 5th, 2008 06:37 PM

The zombies, or on turning his son gay?

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 06:39 PM

;)

Asila Oct 5th, 2008 08:16 PM

I always miss the good stuff

DevilWearsPrada Oct 5th, 2008 08:35 PM

Tadao is the most pretend internetpimp ever :rolleyes

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 08:35 PM

Kista, you like go beach brah?

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 584983)
Tadao is the most pretend internetpimp ever :rolleyes

I doubt that even a pretend internet girl would care about you. You have no realness to you. You sir, are a fraud.

Kitsa Oct 5th, 2008 08:38 PM

Plenty pilikia go beach with you, brah. :(

DevilWearsPrada Oct 5th, 2008 08:41 PM

sheeit I bet I can pretend to get more pretend internet girls than you

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 584987)
Plenty pilikia go beach with you, brah. :(

I want a howlie though :(

pac-man Oct 5th, 2008 09:01 PM


Kitsa Oct 5th, 2008 09:02 PM

howlie? haole?

ElPila666 Oct 5th, 2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 584930)

Whoa! It's Julio Cortazar :)

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 584986)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584981)
All the family on my dads side is on Oahu. I've been there 9 times. One day I'll show pics of my nubile 8 year old body on the beach of Waikiki.

....
Eh, I can't answer that without sounding like a pedophile

"I WANT TO SUCK YOUR SUN BRONZED EIGHT YEAR OLD PENIS ON THE BEACH, TADAO" :orgasm

Asila Oct 5th, 2008 09:09 PM

Oh, that works

Dixie Oct 5th, 2008 09:24 PM


Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2008 10:09 PM


http://www.stuff.co.nz/4717916a1860.html

German TV. :rolleyes

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:12 PM

Bm-A-E-A
Bm-A-E

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:42 PM


Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:43 PM

Uhg! Too cute!

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:44 PM


Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:44 PM


Neen Oct 5th, 2008 10:48 PM

Sugar glider or flying squirrel?

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:55 PM

Sugar Glider

Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 10:55 PM

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

ElPila666 Oct 5th, 2008 11:22 PM


Tadao Oct 5th, 2008 11:46 PM

:eyesrolled

WhiteRat Oct 6th, 2008 12:03 AM


Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:05 AM

AWESOME!

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:06 AM

I want him :(

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:14 AM

wislingsailsmen Reporting a Post

:rolleyes

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:19 AM

OMG the forum is too much for me :(

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:20 AM

Could I finally be in trouble :tear

Asila Oct 6th, 2008 12:23 AM

what have you done?!

Sam Oct 6th, 2008 12:25 AM

GAME OVER, MOTHER FUCKER

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:28 AM

I outed a perv :(

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585051)
wislingsailsmen Reporting a Post

:rolleyes

Mockery Private Messaging

:rolleyes

Sam Oct 6th, 2008 12:38 AM

OH HE IS REPORTING YOU FOR FINDING HIM ON THAT FAT CHICKS FORUM.

BUSTED

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:40 AM

TOTALLY

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:46 AM

ROG: I AM NOT SORRY AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AND MAYBE ANOTHER TIME AFTER THAT, BUT LET'S TAKE THINGS AS THEY COME. AT LEAST 3 MORE TIME THOUGH!

Asila Oct 6th, 2008 12:49 AM

I don't think Rog necessarily reads the chatroom thread man

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:51 AM

He reads them, he just doesn't post here. much

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 12:53 AM

OK! I'M POSITIVE NOW THAT I WOULD DO IT A FOURTH TIME! I'M NOT LIVING IN AN WORLD OF ILLUSIONS AND I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM! BUT AT LEAST I CAN ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITY OF DOING IT A FIFTH TIME!

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 08:30 AM

Sugar gliders spray piss everywhere :(

The neighborhood stray knocked some of my zombies over :(

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 585155)
Would anybody mind paraphrasing this thread for me it's going way over my head here

Fuck I wish I was smart enough for the politics forum

WE NEED NEW LEADERSHIP FOR THE POLITICS FORUM, IMPEACH KEVIN!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585024)
Considering sharing my rare ENO. It's not sold anywhere so it shouldn't be illegal.

I thought the same thing about my dick, turned out, it was illegal. Who knew.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 01:51 PM

work is boring today. someone entertain me. or i could post pictures of my cat, she's cute and all...............
and she has a chicken hat!! what's not to love?

oh, she tried to rip out my jugular about 30 seconds after that picture was taken. she no lika da hat.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 01:53 PM


Asila Oct 6th, 2008 01:59 PM

pain

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 02:01 PM



awwwwwwwwww :)

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 02:02 PM



i'm gonna light some stuf on fire.

Asila Oct 6th, 2008 02:03 PM

Picture thread

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 02:05 PM

boredom thread. this is the only thing keeping me from throwing things randomly around my office.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 585159)
I thought the same thing about my dick, turned out, it was illegal. Who knew.

Which begs the question, isn't it actually sold everywhere?

Also, GIRLFIGHT

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 02:07 PM

Get out of my damn thread, you crazy bitches. >:

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585177)
Which begs the question, isn't it actually sold everywhere?

I really dislike MM right now for reminding me of that. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by wislingsailsmen (Post 585047)
ive come to realize i shouldent show you guys anything anymore you only care about yourselfs so i truley dont know why your even on a fourm site

i truley dont know why my even on a fourm site also :(

Asila Oct 6th, 2008 02:10 PM

>:

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 585120)


Fucking totally nice.


Totally

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 02:15 PM

Elpila & Sacks need to team up more often. :)

And then when they're done with the sex, they can do more cool drawings. :(

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 02:27 PM

that's it, i'm gonna start doing laps around my cube. yeah i'm THAT bored.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 02:28 PM

I hope you are wearing a sports bra.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 02:29 PM

You could hurt someone.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 02:34 PM

if i hurt anyone, it's gonna be myself. i literally can hit myself in the face if i run fast enough.

no sports bra, wearing a dress today :)

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 02:37 PM

OOH someone brought in pastries. i'm totally breaking my "no sugar at work" rule, i don't care how hyper it makes me!

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 02:48 PM

Every time pub pulls that "out of my thread" business, I imagine him with one leg lifted marking various parts of the internet.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 02:55 PM

I imagine him shaking his cane at me.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 02:57 PM

If I was at all serious with it, I imagine I would be quite apoplectic due to you jerkasses never going anywhere. :eek

Or I would tell you to shut the fuck up. ;)

Sam Oct 6th, 2008 02:58 PM

I imagine him doing something stereotypically New Zealandish. :(

Like something involving Kiwis or Maori tribesmen.

Sam Oct 6th, 2008 02:58 PM

Waving an All Blacks pennant.

Sam Oct 6th, 2008 02:59 PM

Being confused for an Australian.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:00 PM

Shaking his tribal cod piece at me.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 03:00 PM


Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:02 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:02 PM

Comforting JOAT and turning him gay.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:03 PM

....gayer

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PQ67ygDs8

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:09 PM

I can see how that would strike fear in an opponent. :rolleyes

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 03:11 PM

uh oh i think we are starting rubberband war part 112,987.

i always wind up getting smacked in the face with one. tadao, please feel free to insert gross sexual analogies here, cause i know you will ;)

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:12 PM

I don't know, the beady-eyed guy with the dreads is kind of frightening. And the other beady-eyed guy with the crewcut that takes the tongue-sticking-out thing too far.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:13 PM

be careful who gets hit, there are some where it could result in real casualties :(

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 03:13 PM

I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types it would induce much more fear. :(

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 03:18 PM

i hate work. can't you tell?


Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:19 PM

I dunno, in certain smallminded communities where the belief is that every gay guy is an enthusiastic spreader of the AIDS virus, limp-wristed intimidation could cause a panic.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 585218)
uh oh i think we are starting rubberband war part 112,987.

i always wind up getting smacked in the face with one. tadao, please feel free to insert gross sexual analogies here, cause i know you will ;)

Now I can't. It has to feel creepy and make you want to run away, and you will only run into it :(

I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 585226)
I dunno, in certain smallminded communities where the belief is that every gay guy is an enthusiastic spreader of the AIDS virus, limp-wristed intimidation could cause a panic.

I'm pretty sure that is what I was alluding to. :(


But what do I know. :(

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585227)
Now I can't. It has to feel creepy and make you want to run away, and you will only run into it :(

I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

awww you never make me want to run away. how can i be creeped out by someone who compliments my rack AND my eyes?

how cavalier *swoon*

i am so bored i might actually do some work.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:24 PM

I read it wrong, I thought you were saying "on the contrary, many people find the haka fearsome".

Sorry.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585227)
I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

So far all you've managed is to increase the female population of the board. :(


Jerk. :tear

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:26 PM

I think I should only count as half-female. I like hockey and hate malls. And you will never see my boobs.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:29 PM

I have seen then, remember I stalked your photo album a long time ago.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:30 PM

I don't remember putting my boobs on any photo album, and stalking that album isn't really worth your while anyway.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:31 PM

Yes it is. Chloe is cute.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 03:32 PM

Tadao i thought you liked my rack :(

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:35 PM

I never said I didn't, but I like all racks.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 585232)
I read it wrong, I thought you were saying "on the contrary, many people find the haka fearsome".

I've seen it done up close by a guy that, I was pretty certain, didn't like me. That was scary. :chatter

Also, Hot. :orgasm

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 03:37 PM

Oh, hell, Tadao, there are like 4 or 5 magazines that link to that album at any given time, I don't give a shit.

And my dog's name isn't a secret but WTG ENCYCLOPAEDIA BROWN!

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 03:39 PM

I only go there because I like your work, the other stuff is just a bio on the artist to me.


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