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Tadao Jul 7th, 2009 08:23 PM



Stop trying to get on my good side elx.

elx Jul 7th, 2009 08:24 PM

baby i'll take you on any side

Sam Jul 7th, 2009 08:25 PM

FARTFUCK

Misdemonar Jul 7th, 2009 08:26 PM

SHITTINGFUCKS

Sam Jul 7th, 2009 08:27 PM

SMOKE WEED

Misdemonar Jul 7th, 2009 08:29 PM

ALREADY DID

HA


HA



HA

Sam Jul 7th, 2009 08:32 PM

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Tadao Jul 7th, 2009 11:08 PM

Nicholas Cage is creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy sexy

Kitsa Jul 8th, 2009 11:21 AM

My dog, apparently bored, has ripped a hole in the carpet behind her crate. She somehow scooted the floor of her crate forward to get access and just worked it out a few fibers at a time.

We're never getting our security deposit back now :(

Dimnos Jul 8th, 2009 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 636954)
We're never getting our security deposit back now :(

Might as well trash the place now. Have a party. :rock

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 8th, 2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 636906)
Nicholas Cage is creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy sexy

Have you seen the Wicker Man remake with him? Where he super kicks a pagan bitch through a grandfather clock?

....that's where its at.

Tadao Jul 8th, 2009 12:12 PM

I have not yet! I watched knowing last night and there was a scene were he was talking to a girl in a museum and I kept saying to myself, I bet he is always super creepy looking. BTW, that movie did not need him at all in it. It was a SciFi channel movie that could use and number of unknown actors with no talent.

Cage seems to be whoring out the name he worked so hard to earn lately.

executioneer Jul 8th, 2009 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 636873)
OH SHIT!

exactly :( they need to make more games like that damn it

Tadao Jul 8th, 2009 04:50 PM

07-08-09

RUN 6 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Jul 8th, 2009 05:24 PM

Wow, there was a superman 4 with Reeves? I never knew!

On a side note, YAY FOR PAIN PILLS!

:rave

Dixie Jul 8th, 2009 05:41 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
GAWDAMMIT

Dimnos Jul 8th, 2009 05:49 PM

Awww... Hey-Zeus Christ!

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2009 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 637016)
07-08-09

RUN 6 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg I can't wait to receive an email about this so I can forward it to everyone I know :eek :eek

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 12:10 AM

:love:love

Sam Jul 9th, 2009 12:12 AM

:wank

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 12:31 AM

I Survived a Japanese Game Show is on. I watched it last week. It was somewhat enjoyable.

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 02:53 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5174729AAM87fQ

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 9th, 2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 637154)

:x

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2009 11:11 AM

My dentist's partner's daughter is on that show.

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 11:16 AM

Do you know which one?

http://abc.go.com/primetime/isurvive...index?pn=about

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2009 11:30 AM

Yeah, it's Megan. She looks exactly like her dad.

Sam Jul 9th, 2009 03:16 PM

DENTAL SUPPLY SALESPERSON

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2009 03:50 PM

I imagine she might have been inspired by her dad's career in dentistry.

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 04:16 PM

I'm gonna watch the episodes online, now I have someone to kinda care about.

Esuohlim Jul 9th, 2009 05:01 PM

I'm going to the Dweezil Zappa concert tonight to watch him shred on his guitar, son



<3 <3

elx Jul 9th, 2009 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 637238)
Based on avatars Im your boss anyway. You change yours. BTW are you even cool enough to listen to Hard to Beat?

103% cooler than you'll ever be

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2009 06:41 PM

She was in the bottom two last night, Tadao, but she won the last challenge and the other guy went home.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 9th, 2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 637229)
I'm going to the Dweezil Zappa concert tonight to watch him shred on his guitar, son



<3 <3


Went last Thursday and it was great!

executioneer Jul 9th, 2009 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 637229)
I'm going to the Dweezil Zappa concert tonight to watch him shred on his guitar, son



<3 <3

is t. bozzio gonna be there cause he was there when i went 8-)

executioneer Jul 9th, 2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 637229)


<3 <3

FOREVER, FOREVERRRRRR :heart

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2009 10:02 PM

Priscilla: Queen of the Desert is on Netflix's instant watch list.

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 11:29 PM

I watching a show on Discovery Channel right now called "naked science: giant crystal caves" and holly fuck it is insanely cool.

There is a video tab on this link, http://channel.nationalgeographic.co...w#tab-Overview

Dimnos Jul 9th, 2009 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 637240)
103% cooler than you'll ever be

So cool you have to come to another threat to post a retort. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2009 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 637253)
is t. bozzio gonna be there cause he was there when i went 8-)

No :( The first year they did Zappa Plays Zappa they had Bozzio and Napoleon Murphy Brock, and it was great.

They didn't have any special guests this year, but it was still a gas! A guy behind me yelled for Montana the whole time even after it was played, and another guy in front of me kept pointing everything out to a friend of his like "wtf there's supposed to be a keyboard solo here" like he wasn't getting his money's worth because the band wasn't playing carbon copies of the album versions

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2009 12:22 AM

And I didn't get to eat dinner until I came home so I whipped up a DANNY TANNER SANDWICH to complete the night in style

elx Jul 10th, 2009 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 637287)
So cool you have to come to another threat to post a retort. :rolleyes

infractions scare me :(

executioneer Jul 10th, 2009 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 637292)
another guy in front of me kept pointing everything out to a friend of his like "wtf there's supposed to be a keyboard solo here" like he wasn't getting his money's worth because the band wasn't playing carbon copies of the album versions

what a gasbag! also i had some subway afterwards, not exactly a no crumb zone but hey we got to see some of the beardos who were sitting near us in full light :x

executioneer Jul 10th, 2009 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 637229)


<3 <3

have mersayyy

Misdemonar Jul 10th, 2009 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 637298)
infractions scare me :(

FUCK

executioneer Jul 10th, 2009 01:47 AM

hahahaha

Dimnos Jul 10th, 2009 01:48 AM

:lol

Womti Jul 10th, 2009 01:58 PM


See me comin' to town with my soul
Straight down out of the world with my fingers
Holding onto the devil I know
All my troubles'll hang on your trigger
Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth off if you know where you're aiming
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you

See me kickin' the door with my boots
Broke down out in a ditch of old rubbish
Snakes and bones in the back of your room
Handing out a confection of venom
Heaven's drunk from the poison you use
Charm the wolves with the eyes of a gambler
Now I see it's a comfort to you
Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight

I won't give up that ghost
It's sick the way these tongues are twisted
The good in us is all we know
There's too much left to taste that's bitter

I won't give up that ghost
It's sick the way these tongues are twisted
The good in us is all we know
There's too much left to taste that's bitter

Na na na
Na na na
Na na na

Dimnos Jul 10th, 2009 02:04 PM

ITS A FUCKING DOPPELGANGER!!!!!!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 637298)
infractions scare me :(

Infarctians are even worse, especially mycardial.

Sam Jul 10th, 2009 02:53 PM

FUCK YOU WOMTI YOU COCKSUCKINGFUCKBAG >:

elx Jul 10th, 2009 03:12 PM

:meat

elx Jul 10th, 2009 03:14 PM

sam you're an angsty apple brain

Sam Jul 10th, 2009 03:20 PM

YOU ARE JUST AS BAD

Sam Jul 10th, 2009 03:28 PM

IT'S NOT JUST A COPY IT'S A CRIME

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 03:29 PM

This conversation is pretentious.

Dimnos Jul 10th, 2009 03:32 PM

You cant go soft on ID theft!

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 03:34 PM

You need some Crime Hardener


Sam Jul 10th, 2009 03:35 PM

I FEEL LIKE MY PERSONAL LIBERTIES HAVE BEEN VIOLATED AND A MAJOR CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED BY THIS HOMELESS SCUM.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2009 04:32 PM

You should complain to the internet manager about your situation. I think EVIL ROBOT can help.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 06:58 PM

Sacha Baron Cohen

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/sach...n_no_fear.html

"The government of Kazakhstan also threatened legal action, to which Baron Cohen, as Borat, responded, "I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my government's decision to sue this Jew.""

:lol

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2009 07:21 PM

The bf still refuses to believe that the man who played Borat and the man who plays Bruno are one and the same.

:rolleyes

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 07:27 PM

Has he seen Ali G? He looks more like Bruno there but yeah, his Borat is amazing. I remember seeing Borat on the Ali G show doing reports from abroad and not knowing it was the same guy.

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2009 07:37 PM

I don't know, I always recognize his eyes. His eyes always look the same to me.

I doubt he's seen Ali G, he never had much patience for british TV.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2009 07:45 PM

He does a great interview as borat on season 2 but I think its a deleted scene where he interviews a football coach:

At around 25 seconds I was crying when I saw him describe football, the rest of the skit is decent.

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2009 08:44 PM

heh.


...I burned my thumb pretty badly, stupidity + cooking. 3 hrs later it still hurts like a mofo. Should be a mighty fine blister.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 08:53 PM

Oh man, make sex explosion on her stomach :lol

elx Jul 11th, 2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 637315)
FUCK

HEY THAT'S NOT FUNNY


/////////...............:(

Dixie Jul 11th, 2009 07:53 AM

ok so i have a cell phone now
whoever wants drunk texts from CIG PM me your numba

i think my fuck fuck fuck fuck post got deleted or something
:(

i'm kind of sad this show is ending next saturday, i got my paycheck for the first week and my eyes lit up with dollar signs like uncle scrooge from duck tales.

i think today is the day i shall ride my scooter to work. this shall be amusing, everyone at work wants to see me on my little blue scooter. it's sitting in the living room with me now, but i'm still a lil drunk from last night, so no test drive til i sleep some of this sweetwater ale off.

CIG WANTS SEX
dammit
:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2009 09:04 AM

I'm trying not to have sex until the 16th :(

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2009 04:45 PM

And no one cares why

stevetothepast Jul 11th, 2009 09:47 PM

why the 16th? Is it part of your religion hehe

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 12th, 2009 03:11 PM

I'm using the energy to drink and dance all day.

MarioRPG Jul 12th, 2009 04:38 PM

Take some uppers, should be fine. :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 13th, 2009 12:23 AM

Sexual energy is my upper.

Aaarg Jul 13th, 2009 12:37 PM

this is something i find funny: grassputin.

Sam Jul 13th, 2009 02:27 PM

I can't believe my stalker thread got deleted. :rolleyes

Dimnos Jul 13th, 2009 02:34 PM

Its probably because I posted in it. Im sorry Sam. :tear

elx Jul 13th, 2009 03:02 PM

HEY SAM THAT WAS RUDE I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND


NEVER AGAIN

Tadao Jul 13th, 2009 03:34 PM


Kitsa Jul 13th, 2009 04:05 PM

yeah, but why are there school? :(

Tadao Jul 13th, 2009 04:16 PM

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Dimnos Jul 13th, 2009 04:18 PM

Thats Mr. Mischievous Badger to most of us. :(

Womti Jul 13th, 2009 06:23 PM

SAM PLAEASE GO POST IN MY THREAD I WILL HAVE GAY ANAL BUTT SECKS WITH YOU I PROMISE <3<3<3<3<3<3

Sam Jul 13th, 2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 637672)
HEY SAM THAT WAS RUDE I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND


NEVER AGAIN

LIKELY STORY

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 14th, 2009 11:03 AM

I can't believe its already halfway through July. Anyone do anything summery this year at all?

Dimnos Jul 14th, 2009 11:06 AM

I went to the beach and drank tequila. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 14th, 2009 11:09 AM

I need to go to the beach and get a tan. Normally white as a ghost.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2009 11:24 AM

I've been on roller coasters a lot.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2009 11:55 AM

http://www.chambersfineart.com/en/contemp/sjinsong.html





10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 14th, 2009 11:57 AM

Adams Family Daycare?

Tadao Jul 14th, 2009 12:04 PM

The kid would be safe if you put it in this first.


Dimnos Jul 14th, 2009 12:24 PM

:rolleyes

Tadao Jul 14th, 2009 02:52 PM

Dimnos on 07/14/2009 10:27 am
Will it be a one issue deal or will there be more to come?




CAN'T YOU READ DUMBNOSE

Dimnos Jul 14th, 2009 02:58 PM

Maybe not. What didnt I read? All I got was the first print would be sold at the con and then a second will be sold on line. I missed anything about it being a multi issue. :confused:

Dimnos Jul 14th, 2009 03:06 PM

And what about those awesome shark shirts? Will there ever be any more of those to order online? Perhaps in time to order both it and Protos comic at the same time so we arent doing a miserly $3 online purchas?

Sam Jul 14th, 2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 637767)
I can't believe its already halfway through July. Anyone do anything summery this year at all?

We made oxy-acetylene bombs, drank a lot, and ate barbecued every kind of animal we could procure at the market. :(

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2009 05:35 PM

the market I just went to has camel, goat, kangaroo and just about anything equipped with hooves. But a lot of it is frozen so I don't know about quality. Frozen camel steak doesn't look 100% appetizing.

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2009 05:35 PM

Also, happy Bastille day to those of you who care.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 14th, 2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 637815)
the market I just went to has camel, goat, kangaroo and just about anything equipped with hooves. But a lot of it is frozen so I don't know about quality. Frozen camel steak doesn't look 100% appetizing.

lol, I thought you meant walking around at first.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 637793)
Maybe not. What didnt I read? All I got was the first print would be sold at the con and then a second will be sold on line. I missed anything about it being a multi issue. :confused:

He said if all goes well, he'll try to get her to do a color comic.

But more importantly, I think my word play on your name was Jawsome. :(


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