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Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 08:59 PM

I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 09:00 PM

Gentlemen, please calm down. This is no place for that sort of thing.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 09:08 PM

[15:02] PublicPubLoather: Hello from the internet.
[15:02] executioneer: hello, internet
[15:03] PublicPubLoather: Are you ok? We are worried.
[15:03] executioneer: i'm ok
[15:03] executioneer: just needed a break from jerks
[15:04] PublicPubLoather: Very understandable. Have a good time. Be happy. And maybe come back sometime, ok?
[15:04] executioneer: ok :(


Miss you Willie. :tear

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 09:11 PM

oh man that's a relief

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 09:46 PM

Haha, I bet you made all of that up.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 09:48 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 514768)
Haha, I bet you made all of that up.

Are you talking to me, Sir? >:

While I do much respect Mister Mobbs, if I was spending my time faking conversations, they would not be with him. :posh

With whom would I falsely converse? Ladies on Planes. :(

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 10:21 PM

I bet it's like Fight Club and you're talking to Willie and he's posting on the message board, but it's really you and then you two fought and disappeared for a while and Willie died and stuff but it's really all in your head anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 514763)
I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.

Hey Guitar Woman don't post 4chan shit here because not only are they always memes that have ran their course anywhere from one to eight years ago elsewhere on the internet but 99 times out of 100 they weren't funny back then either.

Mockery Dec 16th, 2007 10:34 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698444

Those who haven't already joined in, make sure you do so :O

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 514778)
Hey Guitar Woman don't post 4chan shit here because not only are they always memes that have ran their course anywhere from one to eight years ago elsewhere on the internet but 99 times out of 100 they weren't funny back then either.

I was gonna just post an iron but too many people would have gotten it

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 11:08 PM

Mock, I've sat down at paint with the intention of making a picture for that thread a few times, but I've not been satisfied with any of the things I've made. They aren't retarded enough.

Mockery Dec 17th, 2007 01:17 AM

Then you're trying too hard. Just let your pen (er, mouse) flow freely. If you act like your natural, true self... the retardation will flow forth like fine wine from a box. I believe in you.

:themoreyouknow

Sethomas Dec 18th, 2007 01:19 AM

My mother and younger sister drug my father to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. He, like myself, hates them. I talked to him on the phone tonight and asked him how he liked it.

"Oh, the concert was great! It would have been better if it was KISS, though. Apart from that, it sucked."

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2007 01:32 PM

How about it was still a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert but at an undisclosed moment KISS run on and smash the crap out of the stage? Those are the kind of shows of which I want to see more.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2007 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 514903)
I have this picture in my head where Terra is talking on the phone with her boyfriend. She says she misses him, and then hangs up the phone and goes to put some things away in her closet. As she's moving things around the closet, her eyes settle on a small cardboard box with a vibrator her girlfriends gave her as a gag gift. Her eyes glaze over for a moment, but she quickly shakes it off and goes about the rest of her day in peace.

The next day, she goes to see a movie with friends, and decides to set her cell phone to silent mode. It's at a very tense part of the movie when she sudden gets a call, and her thoughts drift back to that closet... After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading."

The weekend comes, and it's time to do laundry. The whites are ready to go in the dryer. She stuffs the clothes into the cylinder and starts the machine. As she prepares to load the washer, she places her hand on the rumbling dryer. The sensation is too much. She rushes back to her bedroom and gives into temptation...

She makes a post on the I-Mockery boards about how she doesn't want to use a vibrator.

:lol

This is why the good Doctor gets paid the BIG BUCKS.

RaNkeri Dec 18th, 2007 02:48 PM

Was posting that on the Loveline section too degrading for you?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2007 03:01 PM

I don't post outside of this thread. It keeps my levels of stupid down. ;)

Plus not everyone trawels all the forums, so they'd have missed it. I think of myself as a completely useless service to the lazy & bored forum members. :(

Chojin Dec 18th, 2007 03:10 PM

I had originally confined pub to this thread back when I thought that he was the problem.

But I do appreciate "Pub's forum review" so I've never thought to tell him otherwise!

bigtimecow Dec 18th, 2007 08:59 PM

i only post in here, the secret santa thread, and the gaming forum every now and then :hat

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2007 10:04 PM

You can find my nuisance-ass posts everywhere, even occasionally the politics forum when I'm feeling frisky :eek

Rongi Dec 18th, 2007 10:29 PM

I dont wanna do my philo homework. Fuck Aristotle, what did that guy ever do for ME?

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 514726)
Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.

False advertising. >:

Here's something to irritate or maybe even unlikely please you; I'm watching MTV and it has the making of 'Jackass the Game' on and I realize to myself that you, Roger Barr, & Johnny Knocksville share the same mental real estate inside my head. Sure, it's my failing, but be careful buddy, you have 'crazy eyes'. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 12:38 PM

Urgh, morning came again. :hangman


Seriously, if synthehol's intoxicating effects can be so easily dismissed, & if it would've made getting out of bed just now any easier, then sure I want to live in Star Trek. :x

RaNkeri Dec 19th, 2007 01:36 PM

Holy fucking shit

So, I thought I'd make a small dvd wishlist for christmas.

Commando Director's Cut - No DVD for Region 2
Sledge Hammer Season 1&2 - No DVD for Region 2

Why the hell do you guys have to make everything so fucking difficult? >:


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