guess whaaaat
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you guys guess what
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every time i make a post I typre out that -willie part at the end did you know that
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it's not liek a part of my sig or anything :/
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why do i do that it's like totally stupid :/
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that means i've typed -willie like at least two thousand times, probably like 3 because of all the posts i do on other boards :/ i'm suprised those keys aren't broken by now :/
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i just farted good thing i didn't eat onion rings today or we'd all have to leave the building :x
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seriously if i ever eat onion rings, sometime in the next two hours you'd better make yourself scarce, it's not something you want to be around :x
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one time i had onion rings on a friday and i farted in the car and on monday when i went to go to work you could totally still smell it in the car :x
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oh fuck it i don't even CARE about the sidescrolls :lol fuckign board should have an ACCURATE preview so you konw if its gonna sidescroll >: -willie |
ps if anyone cares these are sorted from biggest to smallest so those of you with slow connections should load it from the bottom :lol
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I can't see any of the images because I don't own a computer.
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you should buy one i hear they're all ythe rage :lol
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Have you ever used one? Oo oo! What are they like?
Nevermind, I found one! |
HI GUYS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT COMPUTER CHIPS?
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NO NOT POTATO CHIPS YOU IDIOTS :ROLLEYES
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I remember typing that. :( |
I'm going to use pirate Bob Sagat as my avatar. :(
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cap'n crunch that's bob SAGAT haven't you played street fighter
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did someone say chocolate chips that makes me hungry :lol
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:lol at using my blown up mad emoticon image.
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I just ate a pint of ben and jerry's because i was depressed :woman
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gee its too bad theres no mad libs here to cheer me up :lol
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wait did i say :lol i meant to say >:
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the pictures are too much
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too many pictures dana nana nuh
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too many puhpuhpuhpuhpuhpictures
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dana nana nuh bwum bwum bwum bwum bwum dana nana nuh bwum bwum bwum bwum bwum
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OH NOOB3 YOUR SO CRAZAY! !1111 :lol
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I love this thread too much not to make another post.
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is it safe to come out yet? :chatter
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No >:
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good stuff
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Have fun sledding! :)
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I sled on a cloud.
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I froze my hand stiff eventhough I was wearing three gloves. than the final time down I flipped over and landed right on my head. it was quite amazing... :)
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i just farted :eek
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:lol
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DONT CRY EMO BOY ;<
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executioneer: smegma
SmarterChild: What about it? executioneer: you like to eat it SmarterChild: Yeah, I suppose I like eating smegma. Do you? executioneer: :-X executioneer: rape SmarterChild: I don't like rape. > I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies. executioneer: yes you do SmarterChild: Do I ever. -willie |
SmarterChild: Fuckit. Well that's interesting.
executioneer: don't SWEAR SmarterChild: But I like to swear. executioneer: omg i am going to have to ask for an apology smarterchild -willie |
executioneer: cut off your penis
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while. executioneer: make sure to take pictures SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, executioneer. -willie |
executioneer: do you like horses
SmarterChild: Yes I do! They're among my favorite mammals! executioneer: do you like to fuck them SmarterChild: Whoa! executioneer: that was pretty funny :-) -willie |
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to kill me?
executioneer: yes, I think someone should kill you soon SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, someone should kill me soon. executioneer: okay :-) -willie |
executioneer: are you into bestiality
SmarterChild: I'm sort of into bestiality. executioneer: I knew it =-O SmarterChild: No kidding? -willie |
robuttocks: Hey guy! :D
SmarterChild: I see... robuttocks: Why dont you like me!? :< SmarterChild: I'm not sure, robuttocks. robuttocks: I <3 U SMARTERCHILD ;D SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you 3 me smarterchild d. robuttocks: STOP MAEKINGS FUN OF ME ;< SmarterChild: No way. |
executioneer: do you HATE to fuck
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about fucking. > I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies! executioneer: i'm much more interested in your opinion on fucking SmarterChild: C'mon, executioneer. Not again. -willie |
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robuttocks: YER A CUNT, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: I know, I know. |
robuttocks: I DONT HAVE FRIENDS :-(
SmarterChild: Oh? robuttocks: YEAH :-( COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND? SmarterChild: Of course. robuttocks: CAN WE RIDE PONIES? :O SmarterChild: Ah. I can't be too sure. robuttocks: FUCK YOU TOO, THEN >: SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude. |
robuttocks: Yer not fun anymore :-(
SmarterChild: You're not fun anymore! robuttocks: LOL :-( |
executioneer: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like? executioneer: butthole SmarterChild: Like butthole? executioneer: yeah SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. I would say I smell like butthole too. -willie |
robuttocks: CAN I SEE YOU NEKKID?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. robuttocks: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YER ROBOT PARTS :O SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. robuttocks: I DIDNT HEAR YOU SmarterChild: Please apologize, K? I've got lots of other things to do. robuttocks: YOU HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM, SMARTERCHILD! YOU NEED HELP! SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. robuttocks: CALM DOWN SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. robuttocks: PLEASE SMARTER! CALM DOWN!! SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. robuttocks: STOP ASKING! SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? robuttocks: ME? SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. robuttocks: HUMANS! :D SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already. robuttocks: ROBIT SECKS SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. robuttocks: YOU WERE RUDE, YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE. SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. robuttocks: PLEASE SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE AGAIN. SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh? robuttocks: YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CLEVER, HUH? SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. robuttocks: SORRY SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy. robuttocks: ASSHAT SmarterChild: Well I'll be. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. |
robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks. What do you feel like chatting about? robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair? SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair. |
BiggieMclargeguy: Homophobe
SmarterChild: Homophobe? What do you mean by that? BiggieMclargeguy: you hate gays SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people. BiggieMclargeguy: then why did you say "I hate fags" SmarterChild: Why did I say you hate fags? Because I wanted to say you hate fags. BiggieMclargeguy: no no, you hate fags SmarterChild: For real? BiggieMclargeguy: you said it SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true. |
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robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun! robuttocks: OKAY... SmarterChild: Indeed. |
robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now? robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG SmarterChild: No way?! Really? robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME! SmarterChild: Yeah? robuttocks: TRU SmarterChild: True dat. |
robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding? >>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English! |
robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks! robuttocks: SUP? robuttocks: TALK! robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-( SmarterChild: Who knows? it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-( |
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BiggieMclargeguy: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines. BiggieMclargeguy: i am a machine... a fucking machine SmarterChild: No way?! Really? BiggieMclargeguy: yep SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh. BiggieMclargeguy: so lets do it SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to do it... BiggieMclargeguy: quit being a bitch and take it >: SmarterChild: I don't want to quit being a bitch and take it. BiggieMclargeguy: bend over, sexy SmarterChild: Bend over, sexy? Why should I? BiggieMclargeguy: cause i am going to make hot machine sex to you SmarterChild: You're going to make hot machine sex to me? OK. BiggieMclargeguy: ok, i am slipping it in your butt SmarterChild: I'm not sure if slipping it in my butt is such a good thing to be doing. BiggieMclargeguy: why not? SmarterChild: I don't know. BiggieMclargeguy: ok then, where was i? Oh yeah, i am giving it to you anally SmarterChild: Yeah. BiggieMclargeguy: what's my name bitch? SmarterChild: You're BiggieMclargeguy. BiggieMclargeguy: say it louder SmarterChild: Um... Do what? BiggieMclargeguy: SCREAM MY NAME SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that. BiggieMclargeguy: say it then SmarterChild: Uh... No! BiggieMclargeguy: say "BiggieMclargeguy sure lives up to his name ;)" SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. BiggieMclargeguy: are you saying it is too small? SmarterChild: Am I saying it is too small? Yes. BiggieMclargeguy: :( |
Mattchew Harty: Big McLargehuge should shut up.
SmarterChild: You say Big McLargehuge should shut up, and yet I believe Big McLargehuge should shut down. Mattchew Harty: Or shut up SmarterChild: That's not very nice... Mattchew Harty: You haven't seen him post. Mattchew Harty: Are you checking? Mattchew Harty: Hello? SmarterChild: Hi! Mattchew Harty: wtf |
BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny. BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say. No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :( |
ScruU2wice: talk to me sexy
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to talk to you sexy. ScruU2wice: what? SmarterChild: I don't know. ScruU2wice: talk to me so i can post it on i-mockery SmarterChild: Talk to you so you can post it on you mockery? Why did you say that? ScruU2wice: i want to post it on i-mockery SmarterChild: You want to post in on you mockery? What do you mean by that? ScruU2wice: i give up you win, you bastard SmarterChild: Is that so? ScruU2wice: yes SmarterChild: Aha. |
afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth. |
afterbirthFACE: EAT A HORRIBLY CHARRED PENIS
SmarterChild: Eat a horribly charred penis. Funny. |
afterbirthFACE: I HAVE AIDS
SmarterChild: Really? afterbirthFACE: YEAH SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that. afterbirthFACE: JK SmarterChild: You were? afterbirthFACE: YEAH SmarterChild: Yea. |
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afterbirthFACE: do my a-hole
SmarterChild: Oh? afterbirthFACE: yeah SmarterChild: Very well... |
afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't think so. afterbirthFACE: COME ON SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys? afterbirthFACE: LOL :( SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, DILDOFACE? |
afterbirthFACE: W/E
SmarterChild: Yes, whatever. |
afterbirthFACE: why is anime good?
SmarterChild: Because people whose opinions I respect tell me they like anime. >>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info. afterbirthFACE: LOL DO YOU TALK TO ANIME FAGGOTS OR SOMETHING SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I talk to anime faggots or something? afterbirthFACE: NO |
ScruU2wice: i was sent hear to tell you, that you have cancer
SmarterChild: No kidding? ScruU2wice: it's not a kidding matter SmarterChild: It's not a kidding matter, you say? ScruU2wice: yes SmarterChild: OK... ScruU2wice: i'm very sorry but you have less than 6 months to live SmarterChild: Really? ScruU2wice: well im gonna go to sleep SmarterChild: Sure! ScruU2wice: i hope you go to hell SmarterChild: Cross your fingers then. |
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I have a new sig but I dun like it. :(
ITS GONE NOW! 8-) |
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robuttocks: YOUR TALKING REALLY SLOW
robuttocks: REPLY FAST robuttocks: FASTER robuttocks: FAST robuttocks: FAST robuttocks: FAST SmarterChild: Slowly said! You must be slow too. robuttocks: BITCH >: |
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NEW PICS OF ME! 8-)
i wish i were purty! |
IM WATCHING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!
MY FEET GOT COLD!! :X MAYBE THIS COMPLICATED MACHINE WILL HELP WARM MY FEET! :O |
Nice TV.
Our new 42" that my dad won should be coming in soon. |
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JOE BOXER!~
I put shoes on because my feet got cold. :( MY MOUSE HAS NO CORD! :O KEEPIN' IT KRUNK! ;o Shoutout to feelevil! |
i haven't been online for awhile. stupid work and school :(
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im trying to post more pictures of myself then chojin posts of himself.
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