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IVE BEEN TRYING TO CHEAT ON HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD AND OMG I TRIED DUMPING HER LIKE 10 TIMES IT DOESNT WORK
BTW THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD, IN BED LOOFLES |
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Come on, Matt! Fix that page break. :(
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omg i have 3 in line vanessa tricia and gina tricia is mals friend so thats going to be a bitch but shes my favorite and me and vanessa are kinda fighting cause shes friends with tricia and they arent getting along but we fought cause i was trying to help them get along and she wouldnt agree with anythign i was saying cause it would make her realize that like tricia needs friends too not just vanessa so she took it out on me and then there's gina she has a bf but im really close to coaxes her to hook up with me so what are you up to
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omffffg jessica alba is so hot i have the 3 best pics wheres shes on the beach like bending over and shit in a bathing suit so hot so hot
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excuse me you didnt respond to my elaborate girl story and i need advice plz
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i tried to bail you out
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:lol @ woman advice from me |
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i beat the page break
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YEAH, FUCK THE RULES! >:
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pigs
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I WILL NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR ANYMORE
ALSO I THINK I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO GETTING A GIRLFRIEND NOW TOO SO >: |
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST CALL JESSICA ALBA UP AND ASK HER OUT IT'S THAT EASY >:
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all right so someone give me her number NOW
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It is! I always thought you had to stalk them first.
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1-800- 702-386-5397
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Guys this thread isn't for everybody.
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GET OUT WIGWAM
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That burger looks good though, I'm really hungry btw :(
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omg who let wigmwnaam in
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I wish you guys wouldn't keep scaring Guitar Woman off, she the only woman that posts in the thread.
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No offense to Chojin, of course.
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Hey guys, my hunky second cousin is a TA in one of my classes. If I had recognized him a moment too late, I would've totally hit on him. <3
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And that would have been akward :o
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Guitar Woman subscribes to the Flintstones school of dating, where a severe blow to the head (haha, not that kind of head blowing, am I right guys) counts as foreplay. :love
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Guitar Woman, do you have a first name I could call you?
Calling you Gui (Gooey) is a little overly intimate I think, unless you are into that... :orgasm |
Emily's fine. :lol
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Although I have been thinking that an ethical crisis may exist in the vast difference in our posts counts, some people may accuse me of Newbsnatching, & you of Postdigging. A horrible situation, I'm sure, but not a problem as long as our InternetLove is cybertrue. ;) |
& I'm not just talking about e-secks either, guys. :rolleyes
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Tightie whities!! :lol :lol :lol
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hey guys
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and i say hey guys!
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:gigh s :rolleyes
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hey matt
say should we have like you know like im drunk thread here or something you know 'cause you know im drunk right now and I thought like would that be you know cool or something |
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GUYS JESSICA ALBA IS IN A NEW MOVIE :eek
OH WAIT "A NEW MOVIE" I MEANT TO SAY "MY PANTS" :eek :eek |
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The Mock Wars forum is fourth for most posts per forum. It's even behind Movies & Television. >:
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But this thread is the biggest of them all.
Thanks in large part to dorks like you. :themoreyouknow |
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Yeah. :( But it could be bigger. :eek |
That was Chojin's 666th post. :eek
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More like 8666th post if his account wasn't all hacked by mean jerks >:
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If my posts were dollars I'd donate it all to Hurricane Katrina relief foundations. >:
Maybe half. :( Maybe enough that I'll still be just a little above Rongi. :( If I don't use that money to buy tacos first or anything >: |
If my posts were dollars I would give them to Rog as an apology.
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Jessica Alba called we're going on a date tomorrow and I'm going to get her so drunk
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Where should we go out for dinner though, I don't have much to spend. Do girls like Big Boy? :(
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Also if I brag about my I-Mockery post count will she swoon? :(
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Dude tap that!
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I should pay more attention to if the page break is going to cause side-scroll. :(
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In my blog I dissed Richard Roxburgh's acting in Van Helsing, & now I've got some "Richard Roxburgh Lover" on my ass. :lol
I just don't think he was a convincing Dracula. >: |
Riven is a synonym for Broken, right? To rend or tear apart? No,
it's a damn computer puzzle game sequel to Myst that took me a year to complete because I couldn't win that damn shuffle game againt the Skull in the attic. >: The internet sucks. >: |
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is there any way i can do crossword puzzles on the internet?
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PATRICK STEWART WAS SINGING OINGO BOINGO IN AMERICAN DAD :eek
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Unfortuately. I had it on as background noise because I h8 that show >:
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I JUST GOT A PM FROM GUITARLADY ABOUT FLIPPY AVATARS. SHOULD I GIVE HER ONE, GUYS?
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POST #3666!
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SHE'S OK I MIGHT DO IT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I'M PRETTY TIRED :(
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Yeah but it's 4000 less than me :lol :tear
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It was Jessica Alba though I didn't want to miss my chance. :(
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If I hadn't run out of chloroform I WOULDN'T HAVE, I mean come on >:
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