I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Who loves ya baby ha

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

I saw them live and i can tell you they sang it better than you >:

Why don't you just cut my heart out with a cinder block and feed it to a rabid pit bull :tear

shut up

btw hey guys

You know, pub, I happen to be good friends with Jessica Alba, me and her take baths together sometimes and talk about guys then do each other's hair.

The lady that works at the bank gives me lollipops ... root beer if they have them.

Food forum :rolleyes

And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear

Bitch Forum. :rolleyes

i think i love you more sam.

metalmilitia is a jackass.

and reading this thread is like being at someone's house while "fear factor" is on. i don't wanna look, but i can't look away.

what kind of music are the wurzels anyway?

:love

huh?

They are folky yokul jug-blowing type of music.

I didn't know Alexis Bledel was older than me. 24? WTH? :eek

I've seen them live loads of times, but I wouldn't call it singing. :lol

You gay people have all the luck. :(

Yeah. :(

Yeah. :lol

You would. :rolleyes

Then you'd just hurt me more. :tear

from new zealand?

LOL, No! :lol

They are from Somerset, a county in the UK. Where metalmilitia lives.

jug-blowing always makes me think of "the beverly hillbillies."

Well, they don't exactly blow the jugs, more drink cider* out of them.


*The alcohol kind of cidar.

granny got tipsy. >:

Silly Americans. :rolleyes

This is the bitch forum :rolleyes

For you every forum is the bitch forum. :love

uh oh you did not just go there :sassyheadbob

One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking and he said "boys I'm not turning
I'm headin for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains
So come with me and we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains!"

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees
Where the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggs
The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay
Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
You can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, the jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks
I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk that invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

So I'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains!

:D

Esuohlim as you can see you don't need to flip my avatar now.
I had too much time on my hands today and did it myself.

That was my 666th post :eek

im bored so im going to buy things on the internet >:

you cant flip your own its not the same

the internet >:

stop

seriously though >:

oh COME ON guys
seriously :rolleyes

marc summers knows the score


















>:

:wank

I'm glad I got retro kat's reference...

I'M GLAD THIS THREAD WENT TO HELL WHILE I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS >:

It's cause i came back, isn't it, you sonofabitch.

HEY HOW'S IT GOING RETRO KUNT (SEE WHAT I DID THERE I CHANGED PART OF YOUR NAME SO THAT IS REFERENCES A DESIRABLE PART OF THE FEMALE BODY THAT NORMAL GUYS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH BUT YOU PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SUCK DICKS AND DO THINGS WITH DICKS >: )

Whoa, what do you mean people?

LOL THAT GUY LOVES HOTDOGS. :(

OMG YEAH

AND THAT GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS SO GAY.

LIKE SCOTT THOMPSON GAY. :(

The guy in the middle looks retro kat ghey

I'm cool with Retro Kat gay. :/

I don't get the reference. :(

Just imagine how Willie is going to feel .:(

That's a very Mark Riddles thing to say. Fartin Mowler told me yesterday he thinks you are Riddles but in secret. :eek

He's not as sexy as Retro Kat though.

Retro Kat's avatar is too big, good thing a mod told him to use it, or he might get into trouble.

Yeah, Chojin knew about a site called gaypimp.com, you're so funny for pointing that out, Pub. >:

What a dipshit, am I right guys? >:

Chojin is only half ghey

maybe chojin thought you'd be smart enough to resize it first?

I doubt Chojin thought that, come on. :rolleyes

my friend told me bitches brew is about the devil. the actual song bitches brew could very well be about the devil, it is very creepy and has a sinister tone to it.

:chatter

:lol

The Late, Great Miles Davis, ladies and gentlemen.

Hay guys ^_^

Hey. :)

I think i'm gonna rename this thread.

you better not

Maybe I already did

Guys, I'm thinking about moving this thread to General Blabber. What do you think?

"I-MOCKERY CHAT ROOM (TOWN LOBBY 12)"
Yeah, that seems about right. :(

That would be fine with me. :)

NO. ANSWER THE QUESTION. YES OR NO. YOU'RE DODGING THE ISSUE. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Yes. :(

MARISSA I LOVE YOU

Noooooostradamus.

so i'm watching this stupid anime with ninjas in it and for some reason there was a blue haired girl with white eyes and no pupils but she never appears again wtf is it