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nipple ring
cheesy tired |
ESOUHLIM AND I ARE IN THE SAME COMEDY BOAT ALMOST.
OR I AM IN THE LIFE BOAT/DINGY THAT IS ATTACHED TO HIS COMEDIC TITANIC. :( |
that jerk doesn't even deserve a politeness award >:
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Rubber Boat... Hehe...
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chunk
lubed diseased |
LAST ONE
adjective adjective verb -ed plural noun |
putrid
Lotida-esque fucked septic tanks |
man that is fucking weird you've got like four i don't have, and i've got one you don't :/
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'course our search options coulb e set different but i was using safesearch totally off so idk how that would give you MORE :/
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midget-sized
magical penetrated socks |
Yeah I just turned Safesearch off and I got some sort of taco strawberry thing instead
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WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR WILLIE'S MAD LIB WHY DON'T I POST MY ZAPPA COLLECTION :( :( :*
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FATHER GOOSE RHYMES
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cockfight To get her warty sphincter a bone. When she got there, the blowup doll was wet And so her intolerable dog had none. Jack and Jill went up the anime to fetch a/an colostomy bag of water. Jack fell down and broke his fan, And Jill came tumbling after. There was a little girl and she had a little curl Right in the middle of her nipple ring. And when she was lubed, she was very, very tired, And when she was bad, she was midget-sized. There was a lotida-esque woman who fucked in a shoe. She had so many septic tanks She didn't know what to do. :eek |
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Haha, "to get her warty sphincter a bone" :lol
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and i don't like the implications of her intolerable dog getting none ewww
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this was a good one guys :lol
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I think Esuohlim's was better. :/
Can I do one now I wanna do one. :tear |
for the next one would someone pick "mad libs from outer space" or "goofy mad libs" from this page: http://us.penguingroup.com/static/pa...dlibs/fun.html
beacause nothing beats the real deal folks |
Well the blowup doll was wet so she didn't need her dog idk :x
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Adjective
Plural Noun Femenine first name |
facetious
jiz moppers Manuelita |
liquid
turds mandy |
Last name
Noun A place |
Mobbs
paintbrush gas station bathroom |
patinkin
potato the devil's ass |
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A special event
Verb Noun |
Don Knotts comes back to life
blow hooker |
meatloaf day
shit toenail |
A verb in the present tense
Noun Noun |
squelches
shit sandwich player hater |
cums
homosexual snowman |
Noun
Noun Verb |
cockblocker
nutsack pee |
pub
lover cry |
hahaha man
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"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles
Ah, look at all the liquid turds! Ah, look at all the liquid turds! Mandy Mobbs picks up the potato in a gas station bathroom where a Don Knotts comes back to life has been. shit in a hooker. cums at the homosexual, wearing the snowman that she keeps in a pub by the lover . Who is it for? All the liquid turds, where do they all come from? All the liquid turds, where do they all pee? |
I kid 'cause I love :(
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OH ME NOW
noun verb verb |
man don't make fun of my sister you guys >:
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Sam I'm going to be completely honest but you didn't pick a very good one :(
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humplick
hump lick |
seat
eat cheat |
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT >:
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Still luv u :kiss
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Marc Summers
sucks blows |
noun
noun noun |
clubfeet
mesquite concrete |
police officer
bucket of shit "weiner" |
donkey
rubber glove examination |
noun
person noun |
home enema kit
Santa Claus flashlight |
loaf of bread
Meat Loaf mayonnaise |
spreadsheet
Nice Pete mincemeat |
noun
noun noun |
deadbeat
buckwheat Nutrasweet |
rhyming
mill house |
robot
robot robot |
noun
adjective adjective |
athlete
complete wholewheat |
retard
shatneresque polite |
vomit
steamy Esuohlimy (I think it means 'small penised') |
last set...
adjective emotion emotion noun |
horny
furious rage frowniness toilet |
petite
upbeat ...sad :( receipt |
troubled
ennui flatulence butt |
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Power of humplick
The power of humplick is a curious thing make one man eat, make another man blows Change a clubfeet to a little white bucket of shit more than a feeling, that's the power of humplick Tougher than rubber glove, rich like home enema kit Stronger and harder than a bad Meat Loaf's mincemeat make a bad one good make a wrong one right power of humplick that keeps you home at night You don't need Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration Don't need no robot to ride this athlete It's shatneresque and it's steamy and it's petite sometimes but it might just save your life That's the power of humplick That's the power of humplick First time you feel it, it might make you frowniness Next time you feel it it might make you ennui But you'll be glad baby when you've found that's the power makes the world go'round And it don't take Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration don't need no robot to ride this athlete It's shatneresque and it's steamy it can be petite sometimes but it might just save your life They say that all in humplick is fair yeah, but you don't care But you know what to do when it gets hold of you and with a little help from above you feel the power of humplick you feel the power of humplick Can you feel it ? It don't take Nutrasweet and it don't take alliteration don't need no robot to ride this athlete Tougher than rubber glove and stronger than receipt you won't feel nothin' till you feel you feel the power, just the power of humplick That's the power, that's the power of humplick You feel the power of humplick you feel the power of humplick feel the power of humplick |
lol @ huey lewis and the news mad lib
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"It's shatneresque it's steamy" lol
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guys i gotta go to bed see you later! have more fun mad libs!
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Yeah me too it's like 3am and I've been in the chat room thread for like two hours >:
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Sissies. >:
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YEAH I'M GOING TO BED TOO. >:
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So that makes it okay.
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People come and go
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And forget to close the door,
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And leave their stains and cigarette butts trampled on the floor
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and when they do, remember me, remember me.
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Some of them are old....Some of them are new
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Some of them will turn up when you least expect them to :(
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And when they do, remember me, remember me.
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Okay I'm going skip past the Lucy part and the ukulele solo, it doesn't pertain here. Ok here we go.
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Some of them are old
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But it would help if you could smile
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To earn a crooked sixpence you'll walk many a crooked mile
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And when you do
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REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER ME
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do do do do dd dododo do do do do do do do do doo doo do do doo do do dodo do do do doooooooooooooo...
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REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I am not tired.
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I like the ukulele solo in that song :(
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I do too, but I am impaitent.
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I ate too much for dinner. :x
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Does it only happen when we say it on these boards, or does it apply to everywhere?
Cause, if so, I'm sorry for your recent rigor mortis of the nether regions. |
I didn't have enough for dinner because I feel like I never have enough even though I'm full :(
But I'm also going to a wing place later tonight with some people :picklehat |
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