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I go on Yahoo and there is nobody else on because the last time I added to my buddy list was when I was 15 and since then everyone's converted to AIM. In the rare event that someone I know is online, they try to get me to load their backgrounds onto my message windows and I'm all like "FUCK YOU and your BACKGROUNDS." People with yahoo pager (or whatever the fuck it's called now) custom backgrounds are NOT your friends, they are your ENEMIES.
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just use the web messenger, it doesn't load a bunch of gay backgrounds and people can't do that fucking annoying doorbell thing.
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The doorbell was the one redeeming feature!
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not if the person you were talking to had the maturity level of a five-year-old. :x
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Oh, and I bet you're not very enthusiastic about the poking function on facebook either.
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Hay guys guess what.
I'm at school :/ |
SWEET
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I like how defiant he looks, like he's in his own little fortress of pants shitting solitude, and nothing can touch him.
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Wrong thread?
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Right thread. Wrong discussion.
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i remember the good old days when everyone cool used ICQ.
then i started hanging out with ravers and that whole [AIM = LCD] factor ruined everything. |
Maybe it's because I've not been immersed in rave culture, or maybe because I've never formally studied cryptology, but I don't get "AIM=LSD" nor why it's in brackets. Ziggy, do you have an editor?
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i think lcd stands for lowest common denominator
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MmmmmMMmmMMmmm... my pie is soon cooked, I'll post pics later on my pie thread :)
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The way he ducked when the first balloon popped makes me think he is from the hood.
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Ah, I now see that mistake in my reading. Mentioning raves gave me distorted reading comprehension, I guess.
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My hand is bleeding.
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I'm eating a hotdog.
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Fathom Zero, do you ever wake up and ask yourself "What reason do I even have to get up in the morning?"
If I were you, I'd ask myself that question every waking day of my life. |
I feel it's better not to talk to myself.
But I do wonder now that you've asked me. |
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I thought I'd tell people what I was doing at the time.
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Don't worry about it Mr. Fathom. Once you fly into everybody's radar, you become the target. What you do from here out is up to you. My advice is to take it like xbxDaniel has done. He's gotten to over 1000 by now by being a sweet, self depreciating and humorous mocker. He didn't go back and respond to stuff, ergo being annoying.
Your on the right track bubby! Just lay low now! :) :it might help if you were to go to every single thread that you put the buggy eyes on an MLE enhanced picture of me and edited it back to my normal eyes once that is done your doing great kiddo i'll back you up but don't be a pain now here and don't make eye contact with a vet okay good deal we're on the same page |
I just stayed up till 5:30 in the morning to do an instance in WoW fuck
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Did you do it in your tick costume? :)
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No I did it with shit armour because it 0% durabili.....wait what am I doing, you don't play WoW :(
Good night |
Atta boy! You tell 'em and give it to 'em! Right in the ticker!
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Where's Debbie?
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Last night I saw both Silent Hill and Slither for the low, low, low admission price of $6.25! :eek
It was awsome! :eek :eek |
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Because it was a double feature! :eek
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I like that there's an underground support community on this board.
Not that you bag of faggots don't need it or anything. |
And just where the fuck have you been lately, Sam?
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Can't you read? At the theatre! :eek
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******s can't read you know that sam :(
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How do you spell the word that means your are in a process leading to death, like "dying" but less of a shirt-coloring process?
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Dieing.
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you are an idiot.
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I am so offended, I just can't take it.
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I think the next forum contest should be "Who can write the best American Idol fanfiction?"
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Has anyone else been having trouble staying logged in lately? :(
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No, but I have to log in twice in order to be logged in, and it never shows if theres new posts or not.
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:eek
Do you have AOL? That seems to only happen to me when I'm on aol. |
No, I'm using firefox on a cable connection.
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I had a bit of trouble. I just figured it was another Milhouse Monday and he figured out a way to really get my goat.
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someone grabbed my ass at work today
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I've got no problems with my Firefox/Cable combo.
Although, occasionally, it will list topics with new posts as though they've already been looked at. |
I don't remember anyone asking YOU anything.
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What's with the animosity, Dude?
Peace and Love. |
Don't gimme that hippie bullshit you dicklicker.
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I remember when this thread was all about being a jerk and posting incessantly :(
And mad libs >: |
I miss mad libs.
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YEAH WHATEVER ILL SEE YOU AT BURNING MAN YOU FUCKING FREAK
------------------------- sup milhouse |
I also remember when this thread was in Mock Wars and it was called Post Count Fights and it was like a club where all the regulars chased the noobs out of their treehouse >:
treehouse = Esuoheert :( |
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But now it's a chat room thread. come on.
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The good ol' days are long gone, guys. :(
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I remember when Pub Lover and I ran this thread. :(
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Hey how bout we ask the mods really nice to move this thread back to Mock Wars where it belongs, at least for like a week :(
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You can't run shit. You're just a puppet bitch to be used and discarded by those more important than you(I.E. vets).
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Mr. GADZOOKS, are you really Jixby? I heard rumor. :(
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There was a time when GADZOOKS used to pretend he was me, and it actually got me riled up a couple times because other people believed it.
He had a Colin Mochrie avatar. |
Yep, the good ol' days are long gone, guys. :(
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OMG PILLOWFIGHT IS LURKING :eek
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There once was a girl named Jill;
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. |
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WTF?
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Thank you for your less-than-stellar contribution.
Who let you in here? |
It seems the proverbial doors to I-Mockery are wide open to all sorts of ravenous plague-carrying n00bs.
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What proverb did you get these "proverbial doors" from?
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Uhh... The one that applies here the most?
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There isn't any, is there?
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I'm not a grammatical nazi, but you shouldn't use the word "proverbial" unless you're refering to an actual proverb. I know I know, that's pretty pretentious, and it is. I didn't make the rules though. Although if you wanna walk on the wild side and break the rules like me, use something edgy and offensive, like "the turd in the proverbial punch bowl".
You see? I betcha i'll get banned for that one. :lol |
I just took a peek at on_a_role's sig again. He's secretly giving us the finger you guys. :(
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I don't know about you but I get enough of that shit at home so I don't need it here. >:
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I MEAN I CAME TO IMOCKERY TO UNWIND, YOU KNOW?! AND I DON'T NEED SOME SMARMY, MALADJUSTED, PIMPLY-FACED PRETEEN GIVING ME SASS!
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That shit makes me sick. You know it's like we never do enough for the children these days and then they go and listen to their suicide music or whatever, having orgies with each other when we're at work, cutting their wrists and hiding them again with their stupid rubber wrist thingamajiggies.
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I tells them, "you wouldn't need to hold your wrists together with those things if you wouldn't cut them so darn much". Then they just roll their macara-caked eyes and get a police officer for "being creepy" or whatever.
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Yeah so anyways...
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There's a story behind this pic. Apparently some cunt took it upon herself to announce that she was hot. |
I mean, I don't know guys...I don't see it.
I can do better. A lot better. |
Now, check her out. That's what i'm talking about right there. |
.....annnnnnd we're moving along....... |
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OH NO! What are we going to do now? :(
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Looks like he's got the right idea. :) |
This page deserves an award.
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THE OFFICAL SEVEN FORCE AWARD
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Yeah, we're done here. |
I hate you so fucking much.
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I don't give a shit you lanky cunt.
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