Shut up, yella.

I was meaning more of the Stereotypical Japanese that Chojin was
trying to emulate

You aren't really supporting your heritage, Dyed Hair >:

Yes me make good stereo for you.

That's what I'm doing, I'm surrounded by freaking Quickdraw McGraws.

AND I'M EL KABONG.

I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Claiming that I love anime or the japanese is like me expounding on your love for gymnastics and rice cakes.

I posted a picture of myself kissing a boy on here before, maybe you could run with that?

I'm not being racist >:
It's like if someone saw a white guy with fake gangster clothes on.
He'd be called a wigger, right? Well, that isn't saying that you have to be that way to be black. Or, Vice versa.
See a black guy wearing golf clothes,
and all of a sudden he's some kind of anti-black? No.

Juttin: "Gay, Jap, Anime, Bastard!"

Chojin: "What?"

Juttin: "I'm not racist!"

well isn't that just precious. ;o

We're almost to 20000 btw

Yes, I'm a slight Homophobe.
But I'm not racist. I was saying that Chojin is little TOO into Japanese culture. Like, bad. Or used to be.
I don't know, I won't ask

How much ammunition do you intend on supplying?

Juttin will have 20000, I WILL BET YOU ANYTHING.

Shut up no it's mine

19993

MINE

19995

19997

whatever. I concede.

As much ammo as can get worn down in one month

i hope i get it :x

I WIN

GOD DAMNIT >:

OR DO YOU?

Holy shit haha

CONGRATULATIONS, VIKTOR.

Emu was supposed to get 20000 I remember mentioning it after I got 15000 (I also got 10000 lol and 5000 :eek)

I THINK YOU'RE A CHEATER :X

HAND OVER THE GAME GENIE.

Self-edited by Juttin for sarcastic wrongness

Hey Chojin do you mind if we ban that idiot?

I should be doing an essay on Thomas Hobbes' 'Leviathan' right now... but, I'm sticking around due to the sneaking suspicion that Juttin's going to be publicly executed.

I'd be fine with Chojin moving the fight to Mock Wars,
previous posts and all. It'd unclutter the Attempted Madlibs,
and would just be win-win

this is the chat room thread you dunce

That would bring the post count back under 20000 and that is fucking nonsense juttin

this exciting climax is unfold.

I think Juttin is a fucking idiot.

Hey Willie you should change the thread title to "I-Mockery Chat Room (EVEN THE CHEESE GETS IN TROUBLE)"

I MISSED IT AGAIN >: >: >: >:

I'm getting a Cybiko!

I'm sorry Emu you can have number 25000 ;)

But not really >:

Isn't this kind of like the year 2000 thing where the person with the 20000th post is actually the person with the 20001ST post because there was no 0 post? :O :O :O :O :O :O

Emu, you just BLEW MY MIND.

20000th reply then?

No the labeled 20000th post in the thread IS the 20000th reply because the original post doesn't count.

IT DOESN'T COUNT >:

What's this? 20000 posts? MY JOB IS DONE! :eek

Sup pub

Sup Emu. ;)

What program do you dudes use to make animated gifs?

30-day free trials that can't be used ever again :lol

Now that Pub is back we can be a family again. :(

My Uncle Sam said he had a president for me, and then he pulled his pants down and his weiner was dressed as Abe Lincoln.
The detail was great, right down to the little hat made of licorice.

Only five hours back and I'm already making Fartin-esque dick jokes? Shit. :lol

Sounds alot like the way a did it back in '98.

I ask because Bonny Jim had me make this:


And it looks like shit.

Hey Uncle Sam. ;)

;)

PUB WHY DON'T YOU ALLOW MY PRESIDENT LINCOLN TO STEP INTO YOUR ORAL OFFICE

What the hell? :eek

Seriously! :picklehat

SURE THING, I'LL JUST GET MY GETTYSBERG UNDRESSED... No, that doesn't work for me. :love

I rmemeber you. You made fun of me :( Do it again so I can remember you better.

The Pub Lover Is Not Remembered! >:

He Is Missed And Regretted! ;)

And Secretly Loved... :wank

Yes by many and I do too. But I dont beat to you sorry :( :/

Liar.

I use imageready, which comes with photoshop.

I'm back, and no one cares. Yay!

I thought that was true, but Bonson Jim was all "It doesn't! Make it for me in flash!" and I was all "I only have Flash 2, ass!" and he was all "whatever!" so I did and it looked like crap... Brah!

hey pub, got any new pics? ;o

I READ THAT IN THE PAPER! I LOLED

I loled so hard at that story I had to stop recording and have a drink of water. If I had a supervisor I would totally get fired. :lol

Hey guys, I just read what you wrote about me while I was away, and you all deserve hugs. :love

I missed Pub when he was gone. :tear

Hey, it's only 3 hours till I go Trick or Treating tonight!

Today while I was working, the local vicar came round.

This wasn't a surprise as we had spoken on the phone last friday and he said that he might pop in for coffee sometime. It's a practice that my parents regularly endure but I usually manage to avoid it. So I was about to suggest that I make some coffee when he proffered a large slice of fruitcake and explained that the reason for his visit is that he has this cake and thought that I may like it. Being vegan and a mega-pansy that is allergic to several kinds of everything, I always panic at the idea of people giving me food that I can't check the ingredients of.

I thanked him, and checked my watch as I had a deadline in an hour, and I wanted to check that I hadn't gone into catatonic shock. The vicar then explained that it's a very special cake that he was given after his wife's death and he had been keeping it in his freezer for the last two years.

Maybe you guys know what to do when a guy starts talking about his dead wife, and maybe you guys would have asked him in for coffee, but I was standing there holding a lightly wrapped piece of what could, with only a little hyperbole, be this man's ark of bereavement. I smiled inanely and fervently wished for a million burning devils to save me from this torment.

This is probably one of the symptoms of my crazy shut-in behaviour, but as soon as he said that the cake was the reason he came round, I assumed he was explaining that he was busy and wouldn't be able to stay for coffee. It was an hour after he had left and I was busy back at work when it occured to me he wanted to drink coffee and eat this sacred cake. I remembered my mother's observation that the vicar invented reasons so that he could come round and sit while drinking coffee.

Now, I don't know what to do. I have this cake, and I have rebuffed his desire for some social coffee drinking. Can I call him and suggest he come round and drink coffee and eat the cake? If he can't come to my door and say "Remember we spoke last week and I mentioned I might come round for some coffee? You said that this was a time when you would be free to do that, is that correct? Yes? Great! By the way, I happen to have this cake..." how can I ask that of him? Must I invent some reason for social contact beyond the simple pleasure that social contact produces?

You could just tell him that you are SO BUSY AND OVERWORKED that you didn't think to let him in or some shit like that

But man, what a loon ;<

:lol @ BUSY AND OVERWORKED

just be for real with him?

oh, and hi, pub. ltns.

Hi Sadie! ;)

Am I allowed to be for real with people that can't do it for themselves?

And how for real? Because there is a very large for realness that says I would rather not talk to the man at all. If I could put it off for another three and a half weeks my returning parents could deal with the crazy little man and leave me free to be the quite different crazy little man that I like being. :picklehat

you're always allowed to be for real, regardless of whether the other person does or not. but i wouldn't suggest offending the vicar (which always makes me think of miss marple stories :P) if it would in turn piss off your parents. plus, if he's just lost his wife, he's probably in a bad state already. you wouldn't want to push him over the edge or anything. :( and sometimes being nice to other people, even if you don't want to, can make you feel better, too. when i get really depressed, it's usually because i'm stuck inside myself, which translates to selfishness in its logical end. and now ends this installment of "ask pseudo dr. sadie." :(

I remember one time I sat on my wiener :) you should tell stories like that to the Vicar :/

hi, martin fowler. :/

Hi Sadie :/ I have a question or a problem...


I'm in a band now that has lasted more than a few sessions and I'm trying to just enjoy it and not be too critical like I have in the past. What's the best way to tell a guitar guy to stop doing never ending solo's and turn his amp down? I don't want to get booted out of this band but this guy is driving me insane. You can hear him in this short dark video of us...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3hOW2Z6ws

If I may interject,

Having been in a few bands as a guitarist I think you problem is that you're just jamming (if the video name is correct) not playing a song.
While jamming, often the guitarist feels the need to make things more interesting with a solo or whatnot. It's not much fun playing the same riff over and over again if there arn't any vocals or other elements taking center stage.

If you want to stop endless solos try and sway the band into playing more structured songs. Or working on parts of your own songs which may not neccacarily be the guitar solo part ;)

Often you'll find a guitarist will go into endless solo mode just because they're bored and would be more than happy to work on something other than listless jamming if asked.

Thanks Metal...

That song we are playing is Creep by Radiohead. Most of the time we jam, but we do have structured songs that so far I've never heard him actually play properly. The rhythm guitarist is cool and play's the song note for note and sings, but not the guy playing lead.

I've been searching eBay all day and I can't find a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag.

So what.


Pub Lover you should turn that fruitcake story into a horror story and I the end you find out that peices of the fruitcake has body parts of his wife.


And you can make it as fucking depressing as you want, it's all you buddy.

aw, you're such a sweetie, gadzooks.

martin fowler, i think you got some good advice from metal militia there (strangely enough), and i wish i could agree that it were that simple. however, it has been my experience that chronic guitar masturbators like the one you describe have very weak egos and react very badly to any kind of (even constructive) criticism.

it could be that he has been highly praised over his lead abilities by rednecks who love listening to the end solo of "free bird" repeatedly with lit lighters. it could be that he has a natural talent for free form notes that go along with chords, that he feels the flow. it could be that he just really sucks at rhythm. regardless, this is where he has found his validation, and he isn't likely to step out of it.

this is probably why you've been fired from every band you've ever been in; people don't really want to hear the truth, and they especially don't want to hear it bluntly.

my suggestion is to try to casually talk about how using an exclamation point at the end of every sentence it loses its power...just like a really cool jamming guitar solo gets old after 20 minutes. and ending every son with a really cool jamming guitar solo gets old after two songs...

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That's got me written all over it. Argh.

fartin mowler detects people's privates. :x

You probably would. ;)

I was actually expecting something much worse from you.

I think that somebody who would get burned by hot steam,
crushed by giant, glowing, pseudo-boulders,
and live to get a piece of the hell they went through wouldn't sell it

You are such a drip.

Oh wow, you're really busting out the hip vocabulary!

THAT'S THE BEES KNEES!

THE YOUNG SAM KINISON EVERYBODY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAW5NRj2YhE

HAHA, I'm a racist bastard.

Did Willie quit the internet again? :(