I like Sprite with Grenadine.

I was going to make that, then I doubted it's humour. :x

Considering I posted it, you were probably right in your judgement.

I suck at this game zomboid has me playing.

What game is that?

I doubt everything I post, but I try & wait until after I've hit submit to think about it.

I remember Kings Of Chaos, a whole bunch of people from this board used to play, but it was really gay so AChimp tried to make a better one... :lol

Those guys on that chaos thing require you put in a case-sensitive word thing everytime you do anything.

And when I wanted to train my soldiers they gave me this:

:lol @ ...xmcj/UncalledFor.jpg

Talent is more important than fancy tools. ;(

Yah, but either one would be nice.

EVERYONE CLICK IT AND JOIN >:

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=3ep5w6y2

:lol

God, my guys flee from everybody.

I don't like games that I have to use calculators for, it's too much like work.

Fuck calculators, i just click links and type in whatever number I think will work.

Yeah, & that's why you're losing.

Strategy games require the use of strategy. ;(

I wasted money on a big candle that costs 40,000.

:eek

That seriously does look like an aged "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Who wouldn't?

yay! I won one

Battle Report


Your soldiers march onto the battlefield

Your generals report on your army's status:

27 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
0 of your army consists of untrained soldiers

15 of your trained soldiers receive weapons and 12 are weaponless

15 are given a Knife

None of your 0 untrained soldiers have weapons

0 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy:

None of the enemy's 15 trained soldiers have weapons

None of the enemy's 10 untrained soldiers have weapons


Both sides charge!
Your army strikes!

0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!

Your troops inflict 398 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties!

exile565's forces counter-attack and inflict 71 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!

Your generals report on your weapon damage:

Knife

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 5 to 4.99


You defeated the enemy!

As exile565's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 139,146 gold from exile565!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.

All joking aside, don't post that shit here, ok?

Is Achimp's online text-based-rts-whatchamacallit still around?

Sort of. :lol

http://legions.flamewars.org/

I'm so signing up.

I had an account but I think it's been removed. :(

All the URL's don't work. :(

AChimp did a reset everytime he updated the game because his hardcore users would use any bugs to cheat & then everyone would complain about cheating & forget that they were meant to be just testing...

AChimp was in the process of rewriting the code from scratch when he quit the whole thing completely, so now there isn't even the bones of a game to sign up to.

Suncrafter posts a few times, and all he gets in reply is us bitching about his avatar being too big.

We're a bunch of fogies. :x

It is too big >:

Of course it's too big! :eek

I didn't say it wasn't too big! :eek

I'm saying we're not the ones to tell him it's too big. :(

OH MY GOSH! HE'S BREAKING THE RULES! :eek :eek :eek

It's the internet equivalent of complaining about kids wearing hoodies & playing on our lawn. :eek

It does mess up how we see the boards though, with things all stretched out. :/

I don't feel compelled to call him out about it though, I'm sure some mod will come around and fix his pic for him.

Yes, that is right. It misaligns the columns... until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.

Plus none of the threads that the new guy posted were worth replying to other than to chastise him for his avatar. Fogies.

Damn my long-winded & slow replying. :lol

Is it just on my browser that the right side of the bubble is cut off?

YES! :eek

:sigh

I requested a title change.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Did you pay more money, or become cool with an admin?

Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??

Hello Terra. ;(

Wassup Pubie??? How you been??

I'm drowsy.

I'm going to bed.

Well, Boogie & Chimp didn't do it. :(

Night night time for xbxdaniel!!

Night sweetie!

Yeah. ;(

Wassup wit chu & how have you been?

I *axed* yo first!

Actually I fine and getting ready to go overseas again. What's going on wit you?

But they're too busy with real lives to read every thread like a loser. :(

I vote for Emu to be made a board moderator. :)

He'll read all of it. :x

As I said, yeah. ;(

Qatar again?

hey guys :D

my chest i fucking hurting ;<

pub: 30000000000 post in an hour :rave

danny: whats up punk?

Not in the least unusual. ;(

What have you done now, buddy? :eek

I got a new job at this grocery store. I've been a little out-of-the-loop in terms of things going on in I-Mockery, lately. What's new with you?

Guys, my wood splitter has the power to split 16' logs. :/

that's what SHE said padum bum

And Willie comes through with the game winning play!

THE CROWD GOES APESHIT.

I :love willie .. he rocks! and is ultra sexy when he shaves ;)

FUCK NO! >:

WILLIE'S BEARD IS MEGA-AWESOME! >:

DON'T BAD MOUTH WILLIE'S BEARD! >:

pub: calm yourself.. haha

crazy lezbian Thats HOT! :love

I never said his beard Looked bad at all! I just said he looked sexier when he shaved some of it off!

Well damn. :(

:rock

hey guys :O

Hey Mister Tatom.

i can't wait for christmas :x

i had an early christmas the day before yesterday and it was great :(

i got a marble rolling pin.

idk what that is :X

so far all i know is they bought me a new cell phone :O

ello' hows it there in arkansas?

Everyone just gives me lots of money and expensive choclate .. every grls dream ;)

o0o0o.. Im buying myself an 2 others helio phones. Im Always getting lost, an im the only one with a cell, and it doenst have signal anywhere thats not a city :/

its aalright hurr in arkansas, its boring ;<



yeah, i get money from everyone else. it's kinda lame, i miss opening lots of presents ;o

i know, rite

im going to buy like cases of cigarettes :O

Especially at strip clubs! you can get this lap dance here for free

:eek

;)

U know it cutie!


So anyone doin anything for new years eve?

nothing that i know ;<

i want to go to a happenin' party :X

i'm gonna take my copy of 40-year-old virgin and cross out the 4 and write a 3 in it and then i'm gonnan superimpose my face over steve carrells when i watch it

Rolling pins are used to flatten the dough when you're making bread or cookies or something. ;(

also to chase mischevious children out of the kitchen.

ahh, gotcha ;o
sounds fun i guess :x

im watchin that verizon video metalmillitia posted ;o

Hooray for no rolling pin sex references! :D