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its a marble rolling pin and weighs like 15 pounds so I could probably murder fat people with it.
it's supposed to flatten dough with no effort. NO EFFORT. I also have one of those flashlights that is perpetual and runs on magnetics. I love stuff like that :( |
my cellphone has bluetooth :X
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willie: :love :love :love
I think most phones now all have bluetooth sweetie ;) ... I have infared on myn also, an its a MOTO RAZR :rave can't wait till my helio! |
idk i just saw it on the box lol ;<
i wanted a razr :O! |
ill send u mine when I get my new one!
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Yeah well I have one of the HOT NEW PHONES so you can suck my balls lenor
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Fat people need love too!!
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no they don't :(
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I love them as I crush their skulls.
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i don't have any smoke today ;<
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pub's going to kill all the fat people!
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pub just wants to eat them, guys. he has this thing when it comes to eating people. (the thing is he kills them and eats them)
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You can't eat wild people, Noob3. ;(
That's a surefire way to get sick. :x You have to breed and raise the stock in sanitary conditions. :) |
you cant lift 15 pounds? thats sad.
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How many times have you used the puking emoticon now? Like thirty?
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how many times does it take to get her point across, man
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she's e-anorexic.
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People > animals In every way! |
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Animals don't even understand ELECTRICITY :rolleyes :rolleyes
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That's a damn lie! >:
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I'm so hungry right now.
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Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says:
cool :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Daaanny says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :eek Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: whoops Daaanny says: LOL HE'S GONE NOW IM NO LONGER SCURRED :X Stonewall Swish! after which, therefore because of says: :lol Daaanny says: :lol |
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Damn! :eek
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I refuse to be part of this
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finally :D
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Formatting takes time. ;(
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I STILL DONT GET HOW YOU GOT WINNING STUFF FROM FTW :X
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You don't know tasty until you've eaten a thumb. :eek |
MAYBE TAHTS WHAT I MEANT
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hey pub quit eating people this is why i would never hang out with you it'd get kind of quiet & then akward and it'd be all
"dude is this guy thinking about eating me" |
and fuck you danny why dont you talk to me on msn bitch
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Sry, noob3
It's a misunderstanding, i didn't see your IM :O |
its ok now that i am done crying i will forgive you
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Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x
ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing. |
 electric eel lol |
Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?
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Stale. :( |
oops says:
dude what the hell oops says: ur gona get banned dude Daaanny says: its an electric eel >: oops says: its a cock SHOOTING A LAZER |
it's an electric eel shooting a lazer :x
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If we turn to the next page then he can't be prosecuted.
This thread has a really short statute of limitations. :D |
this is the best thread on imockery ;<
hry up though, i dont wanna get in trouble! |
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PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI
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MY BOSS DIDN'T THINK SO DANNY, NOW IM GOING TO JAIL
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hey in jail watch out for electric eels swimming up your asshole & then firing lazers
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 quick show him that :X |
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i can barely bench 50 lbs :/
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Unlike the mockwars thread, this one is NSFW (Not Suitable For Wangs)
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i was benching a gmc tahoe & my arms fell off
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Tahoes are Chevrolet. :eek
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:lol
I know nothing about American car brands. :( |
I'll turn the page then...
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Now we just have to hope that no admins take an interest in this thread. :chatter
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Nice Dog
I think I'll take it. |
He's a bit old, & he never makes his bed unasked. :(
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he's gona eat your dog to avenge his korean half brother
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Oh man, Zomboid will be mad if that happens.
I was only looking after it. :( |
He's grown now, pub.
He can do things on his own :( |
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE THING AND THE TWO OF YOU, GET IN THE PADDYWAGON, WHERE WE WILL GO TO JAIL
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Oh shit!
BUSTED! ;( |
finally i called like an hour ago
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BUT FIRST, WE WILL GO TO NOOB'S HOUSE, SO WE CAN REALLY SEE WHAT IS WHAT.
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F*CK
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oh god dude put it back on the other page thx
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I AM DA LAW
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 F da law! |
I don't think trying to scare the man with black people is going to help our situation, danny. :(
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I'VE BEEN ON THE FORCE FOR FIFTEEN YEARS
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I'VE BEEN ON THE STREET FOR TWENTY
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BEING A THUG
NOT, LIKE, LIVING THERE |
Could this page have any less dicks?
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is that a threat
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Oh great, everyone was scared away. :(
Guys, it was a joke. Chojin isn't banning anyone. ;( Even if he should. :lol |
I'll turn the page then...
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I was going to buy a wow card, but then realized that I'd never get on it.
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EDIT SEE EDIT 2 POSTS DOWN >:
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