Seth,
I drive by Bloomington every Friday night and Sunday evening!


I ask because I am in Southern Indiana / Louisville. Just seeing who is about. Maybe we should get some beers or some shit.

Subtle. ;)

Bah you win.

Top or bottom?

Or are reacharounds still a go?

Dude! :eek


Seriously? :orgasm

Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!

My dreams don't go for subtle. If I secretly wanted to have gay sex with you I would dream about having gay sex with you.


Chojin. :love

Otherwise known as sodomy! Or as Fred Phelps says, "this deliciously decadent sin..."

Besides, I might shit on your dick and my pooper's a one-way street.

Haha.

OK, simple rule: Forum Pub is gay & depressed. Instant Messenger Pub is dark & cynical.

I behave differently in private, yo. ;(

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

What are the blue balls?

Exactly what you called them just now.

They scare me! They're all blue and shit and I'm all like, "Hey balls, what the fuck? Why you gotta be blue?" And then the balls are like, "Sorry PorkMan, but the dude that made this picture was all like 'I gotta make you blue' so we're blue balls." And then when we reconciled I tried to have sex with them but they gave me blue balls.

I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

are you going to try and jerk off before the pills knock you out?

No. This person will fall asleep from boredom.

I will be in Louisville the weekend after next, drinking beer whether anybody else is there or not.

woaaaaah, i sure did miss alot :eek

I live a bit too far north. :(

Tatom, that damned avatar of yours is making me look like a queermo in the newsroom. I hope you're happy.

Man I can even smell that picture through my computer :x

AndrewWKsBiggestFan

I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

i think the blue balls are part of the hat. Like beads or something... it could also be his sex hat.

Question please
If you fail religion do you go to hell?
D:

i'm afraid it's worse

you get the fifth degree from mom and dad!

Oh hamburgers. :(
Well, at least I know I always have a friendly neighborhood MrAdventure to turn to when I have a question! :)

i've got a funny story, but i don't tell stories funny. so i'll just relay the information, and you can revise it funny. :O

i got "the wizard of oz" on dvd for christmas. it's one of my all-time favorites; i remember being a kid and getting so excited weeks before it made its annual appearance on network tv.

my two-year-old son has apparently been bitten by the same bug. he wants to watch it again and again. he'll ask to see certain scenes, like where dorothy throws water on the witch. or where the flying monkeys take dorothy away. or where the munchins dance. or whatever.

well, the other day when my husband stopped to pump gas, the kids were with him. so he pulled up to a gas pump right next to an african american man, and our precious two-year-old said, "look, daddy, a flying monkey! the flying monkey pump gas? yah. that's right. the flying monkey pump gas."

luckily, the man didn't hear him, but still. it's one of those many times when you want to laugh but you just can't laugh because what kind of parent would you be then...

I would have laughed my ass off :/

I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

That's what I thought!

WUT-OH! :eek

im gettin my hurr cut today :eek

danny your hair is sexy :/

:eek

its even sexier now ;>

Boing.

A SIMPLE QUESTION.

Since I was away for a couple months...
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.

That's the kind of question a ****** would ask.

Good, because I don't.

Recently.

You must be thinking of someother place. We're totally allowed to say fucking bitch dickhole.

I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties.

Also, I am a Causasian Africanasian. My grandmother is a darkie and she came from an interracial yellow family.

I AM RAINBOW BOY.

Hitler? Really?


Dude, that is just so wacky!

I mean Hitler? WA-HA-AK-IEEE!


The internet makes me sick.

:lol i finally decided to read it ;x

He-she-it degusts me :x

That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

Wait... Just what the hell do you think you mean?

You know i dont spell check :/

At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.

If this happens, I want pictures!

:internetsaying

Again, boing.

AWESOME! :eek

Oh snap.

BOOM BOOM.

Then apperently I need lessons in not sucking :(

Noodles, do you like fighting uphill battles?

KINETIC KILL VEHICLE! :eek

The hill adds a +10 to my agility

Mul-ti-pass. :wank

Can we shut up about noodles for a second and discuss Kinetic Kill Vehicles more?

fuck vehicles we need to revert back to the days where we had no vehicles and everyone walked barefoot

to save the earth

Fine, why don't just we give up on the dream about any American killbot armies while we're at it.


Buzzkill.

i bought pink by boris a week or two ago and still havent listened to it

i suggest not listening to it at all, go download some mahi mahi

do you have soulseek?

I have recently rethunk my lifetime stance of "Save the Earth!"

I have now decided that I don't give a crap about the Earth as long as we're spoiling it in our drive to the stars.

Seriously, we have the technology, let's get the fuckout there! :eek

SAVE MARS, DESTROY EARTH :X

cuz i cant find any on soulseek :(

i will get on what is your name

OntheCorner

i probably dont have anything you'd want, sorry :(

well idon't have a whole lot my sister is getting on the computer i will be back in a second ^_^ my naem is noob3 so look me up i only have a few CDs though i'll stay on slsk

thnx bro

i think ur sister signed you off :(

okay i dont think i was logged in but now i am

it says you arn't on :o

i might have an older version of slsk than you, or vice versa

soulsuck

just kidding

i found some dude named the negatives who has both albums

i'd still like to look at some of your other stuff though. stupid soulseek i hhate it

why dont you like clap your hands and say yeah

my friends all have boners over bands like interpol,explosions in the sky, broken social scene and neutral milk hotel and all those other art faggy bands

i'm just sick of hearing it all the time

uh clap your hands and say yeah rule and so does interpol and they arn't fagy they rock bro

sadie that was gr8 haha

i dunno man, it may also have to do with the fact that i hate most of the people i hang out with anyway


all they do is talk about how great it would be to make it as musicians but not make it too much so they still have indie cred

basically i hang out with huge faggots

People Who Hate People Clan? :/

I've been denied all the best ultra sex.

i downloaded Liar and Goat tonight

i fucking love Slave Ship so god damn much i could cum

GLADIATOR

i don't understand this at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.

damned emo kids....

Good morning.

It finally snowed. The Neon of doom was covered in...2 1/2 centimeters of snow. Ten minutes with the heat on and the car looked like it never snowed. Go blower motor!

What's a centemeter is it like a furlong or something. :rolleyes

:metrics :x

Sure. The point is, the snowstorm sucked.

Normal social interaction defines a person and gives them experiences such as morality and how they deal with it. I walked away from my best friend when he started doing Cocaine.

I'm gonna further that. How do you know what people you really like? You're gonna get bored of the same people every fucking day and you need the friction. It builds that calice around your self esteem. FartinMowler had a good example walking away from their friend doing coke. I grew apart from all of my burnout friends and found a different crowd I didn't know at first. Some I hated and then we got to know each other. It's how life works. I sound redundant so I'll stop. It's no fun being a pussy if you're going to live your life dependent on people you like.

That's kind of mean shouldn't you have waited until he turned into a crazy junkie first?

I like my stuff and him and his buddy stole stuff [/url]