that changes everything

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Why?

How do you feel about the Grateful Dead getting back together for Obama, so called hippy.

Ok, you got me.

I'm just a tree-hugging raver.
(Shame)

Don't go making fun of trees. I took a dendrology class last year!

Much sexier than hippies.

Good stuff.
Though, why I take a course that involves so much paper, I dunno.
My work upsets me.

It CAN be recycled.

Only after it'sbeen marked and concidered for my degree.In 4 years.

Boycott it with poster board.

No, that would confuse them. Itsonly 3 weeks into the course, and the tutors are already disorganised.

My dendrology course involved note cards and nothing more.

Tutors are never kept in the loop, it would prove that teachers aren't needed when you have a book.

I don't have a book either. Just industrial sewing machines and dangerous chemicals.

good times.

Malakoff cocktails!

Not that kind of chemicals.

I dont think.
erm...

Are you making a new line of clothes? Ecstasy friendship bracelets?

Molotov?

Why would you were them as a bracelet? They'd get sweaty.

I'm sure it would get into your bloodstream by the time someone plays the Ramones vrs Chemical Brothers remix.

Dont be revolting.

I'm not a chav raver.
Or is chav not used outside England?

DEF. NOT.

England is awesome! :(

oh. is it?

Yeah specially falklands :(

i think i'm hippie, i ain't do shit for living i took a lot of dopes and i'm always naked. Oh man idk what too doo :'(

Have your ear pierced, wear a bell on it, have loots ofsex.

Scotch tape works well as a makeshift bandage.

lokk out theres' a vampire here!!!!

Ooh. I'm aroused.

but all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity like emptiness in harmony i need someone to comfort me

I'm drunk. This is too complex a sentence.

Homeward Bound - Simon & Garfunkel

Why is everyone always drunk on the internet?

It's the place depressed people turn when drunkenly in need of friends.

I'mnot drunk.

Yet.

Oh. Do youlive near me? I've still got a few cans left.

I'm going to be moving into my new place under the cover of darkness. Then I will be drunk.

Too drunk an depressed. Goodnight all.

I drink only whiskey - bourbon, rye, irish, scotch ... preferably all in the same bottle.

I also live in the states - a little more than across town.

mmmm whisky

RUM AND WHISKEY ARE MY FAVORITES >:

What's your fave?

I'm partial to Laphroiag, although I've been known to knock back a few shots of Woodford Reserve or Jameson's from time to time.

Not tonight, though - gotta go to work.

Night all.

I AM DRINKING RUM RIGHT NOW

Jack Daniel's is always on hand, and Bushmills and Jameson's are always hanging around.

When I am real broke I go for the Ancient Age. :(

WHAT KIND OF RUM?

AND I'VE ONLY DONE JAMESONS SO FAR, I'M STILL DRINKING ON A BUDGET

is Jack Daniels any good, I've not tried it yet?

Right now I'm on a Captain Morgan kick cause I'M A GIRLY GIRL THAT LIKES THE MILD COCONUTY FLAVOUR

YOU SHOULD TRY SAILOR JERRY'S.

IT IS WAY BETTER THEN THE CAPTAIN.

OOOOH I LOVE SAILOR JERRYS BUT I ONLY HAD SO MUCH TO SPEND. PLUS I ACT REALLY WEIRD WHEN I GET DRUNK ON THAT

I ONCE DRANK A BOTTLE OF ADMIRAL NEILSON'S RUM AND IT WAS SO CHEAP AND SHITTY.

THE LOWER THE RANK OF THE SAILOR THE BETTER THE RUM IS. :(

EVERYONE KNOWS OFFICERS CAN'T MAKE GOOD DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL INTO PORT AND SHIT.

OR MY GRANDFATHER WHO DRANK SHITTY BEER LIKE IT WAS WATER

MY GRANDFATHER DRANK VODKA AND CALLED IT WATER

MY GRANDFATHER WORKED IN THE OLYMPIA BEER FACTORY AND THEIR SLOGAN IS "IT'S THE WATER"

MY ACTUAL GRANDFATHER WAS A DRUNK

OH WAIT SO WAS MY STEPGRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A COMMANDER AND DRANK THE CRAPPY BEER.

I DON'T THINK EITHER OF THEM ACTUALLY DRANK MUCH WATER

;_;

I WANT TO YELL AT PEOPLE

yer all pussies

when i STOP drinking, Milwaukee's economy collapses

hey! I found a video of Tadao's Dad fucking his Mom. Pretty sure it's from the 90's because I heard Soundgarden in the background.

hmmmm?

Yikes, for a minute there I thought you said you found a video of Tadao fucking JOAT's mom.

I tried to post a gif of Tadao but photobucket deletated it :(

:(

:( :(

:*

LS you offend me!

asila will you love me? :<

girl boo ;}

tadao i had no idea you joined this place a year before me :eek

I'm only offended that the close ups a re blurry.

hows that HKO goin?

i hear that bro

I didn't know either until someone found my old account.

sorry vet!

do you think we wuld be friends in real life i bet we would

I dodged the draft. :x

I'm pretty sure we would. And it's a good thing for the world that we don't hang out together.

Dead mother w/ pic. Always a nice blow. The soft part was extra awesome.

NO

I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THAT AS IT IS

BUT SHOW ME YOUR COCK

We can hotub tag team her :highfive

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS

BUT SHOW ME YOUR COCK TOO

OH GOD TADAO I CAME

Now show me your tits

YOU WISH

SORRY GUSUY I WAS TALKIN TO A LADY I FORGOT ABOUT YOU D:

you got aim? ;D

I do!

NO

SHOW ME YOUR COCK ON MY TERMS >:

ih ave enough infrractions as it is sorry :(

I wish we could see each others infractions :(

MY COLLECTION IS INCOMPLETE :(

all mine are totally unfair >:

and the sexist/racist/etc didn't really count D:

HOW DO YOU SEE YOUR INFRACTIONS :(

I MUST NOT HAVE ANY, I DON'T SEE ANY. :(