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I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS
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I'm making a hockey-themed Christmas display in my front yard.
If everyone's gonna stare, they might as well stare at something interesting. |
I hope baby Jesus is the puck.
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Oh, sha-ZAM, Tadao! Religious disrespect FTW!
Actually, no, the pucks are going to hang from the trees, I'm already painting the styrofoam discs. I'm making a near-to-lifesize Pascal Leclaire to station in front of the goal because he's all hawt and stuff. The goal is awesome- the poles are lit in red and I used white net-lights for the net. |
Knock the wisdom teeth out ouf the wise men.
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IF ANYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY DOUBTED MY HOCKEY FANDOM, THEN BY DAMN I'M A-GONNA PROVE 'EM WRONG!
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I like your new avatar Kitsa!
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Thank you. That's my honorary kitty Comrade.
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Chairman Meow. :x
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He's awesome!
I like how he looks like he's about to tell a firing squad to shoot. |
lol, I was fucking around in Photoshop trying to improve my skillz.
I like this incarnation: Her name is Commie because: - she's a Russian Blue - she believes that anything we own should be shared with her - she's keen on Mao |
Ahh it's a she! Sorry!
You should photoshop her head on one of the Ilsa movie covers! Like Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia. The broadcast look is good, goes well with her complexion. |
God I love that movie. And Dyanne Thorne. |
lol
Isn't it a fortunate thing that my photoshoppings are completely unhindered by talent? |
woah
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Well, I guess realistically it'd be more like this:
...although that's getting into some fucked-up furry territory right there. |
I LOVE IT!
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I assumed it was Meow Zedong, which is something I drew in my notebook all the time as a freshman in high school.
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Good Morning Everybody!
I hope you're well rested. I have a feeling this week is gonna suck. Mostly because my in-laws will be visiting. |
I do too, but for different reasons :(
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Why will your week suck?
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Oh, money's tight as usual and I've got a lot to worry about.
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I hear ya!
We've been spending too much too. :( |
I'm bored again.
Someone entertain me before I force myself to do something useful and constructive. |
FINE
I'll go clean my kitchen :( |
Tag team back again, check it to wreck it let's begin, party on party people let me hear some noise, DC's in the house jump jump rejoice!
Whoever invented party rap was a genious. |
So I drank enough coffee to kill a small horse last night
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FREDDY!
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MY SEXY ARGENTINIAN FRIEND? |
Hahahah, Freddy :rolleyes
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We were heading up a midsize county road, gas stations and small businesses on one side, woods and river on the other, when suddenly there appeared this huge police helicopter. It was flying very, very low over the street, hovering, like it was looking for something. I wanted to get a pic but we passed under it too fast.
Wonder who they were looking for. I don't live too far away- little scared now. |
Some bird crapped on my car for my birthday yesterday. :(
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Awwww
Well Happy Birthday! I would pee in your yard if you were closer. |
A BELATED GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MISS CIG
We seem to keep missing each other when we're bored as shit >: :( On a related note, does anyone else have that little voice in their heads that identifies her as "Cig", as in a cigarette? |
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Yeah, I think of her as Cig. :x
Bt eww, that looks wrong. CIG... Much better. |
I am a chainsmoker, so I feel that's relevant.
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I remember being pissed that I couldn't play the second one |
These Boost nutritional drinks are actually pretty good.
I like the strawberry, haven't been brave enough to try the other flavors yet. |
BECAUSE YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YOU JERKING OFF TO THE FIRST ONE AND BANNED IT FROM YOUR HOUSE. >:
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I didn't have a damn Dreamcast, pal. I whack off to my grisly horror games with my doors locked, thank you very much
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IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION ALSO, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. >:
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IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION
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OH DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY FATHER |
AND I MISSED IT
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I JUST SAID IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION >:
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HAHAHA AND YOU MISSED IT >:
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AND I MISSED IT
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GORESPEWING PUSTULENT WHORESONS OF AN INBRED SHEEPHERDER, I COULD HAVE PLAYED IT
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I can't find my fool missed brak image, so this'll have to do:
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Thank Cig. I'll cut up a piece of my lawn and UPS it to you.
Also, me and a friend are making Palin/Quayle in 0'12 bumper stickers soon. |
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You missed me dumb fuck |
Joy.
I'm a failed page brak. |
The movie Dark City kind of reminded me of Nightmare Creatures too. I heard NC 2 wasn't that good though.
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But I like your moustache more than his. :x |
You zoomed in that much, eh?
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Masturbation gives me supervision. :orgasm
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I remember playing a demo of Nightmare Creatures back in the early days of PS
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Seriously? |
Mr. Bill? Not funny. Point, Counterpoint? Not funny. Black Mr. Rogers? Not funny. Akroyd as Nixon vs. Frank Zappa as a political Van Helsing? Not funny. Every single timeless, hilarious bit and focal point for modern skit comedy, not funny.
Now anime and family guy, that's some timeless television right there. HUZZAH FOR THE CARTOON GENERATION |
Hahaha I can see the veins growing.
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I rarely find SNL funny, I did like the Celebrity Jeopardy segments. I don't think I've watched it in some months.
Although MADtv is much less funny. I can't recall sitting through an episode. |
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So I've got some really weird ability to pick out fucked up girls from, like, a mile away.
First it was a crazy chick who heard voices and had seizures, now a teen mom! |
GRISLYGUS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU POP SOMETHING!
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Another reason I hate Saturday Night Live is that Will Ferrel got famous because of it
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Isn't that Drumming4Budda's sister? :eek |
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THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(
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who's the hot chick in that 'WANT YOUR COCK!' picture anyways?
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SAM'S GIRLFRIEND
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Mrs. Sam.
Too slow, Esuohlim. :rolleyes |
Dang it, Mrs. Rankeri. :(
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Sounds like you're an overly caring type person. That's probably the reason for the craziness w/girls that are attracted to you. |
Sounds more like a made up story.
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That's Mandy Moore :love
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Did she have her giant mole removed then? :x
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I don't have a big enough zoom :(
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I hope you die on your bday Spetsnaz, cause you sucked.
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cleavage!
my only weakness ;_; |
and chocolate milk ;_;
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Oh man, on another forum I post on I've got an internet tough-guy "owning" me. I'm just glad I have my family around me to help me though these harrowing times. :tear
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Is it Guitar Woman?
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u mean powning joo
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*RUBS MM'S BELLY*
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share the fourrummzzz man
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