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At least you didn't burn your house down. That would be worse I think.
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If I did then I wouldn't have to worry about ot long, Buddy.
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Nope, our letting agreement dictates that we not have any pets. Also our flat is up on the top floor so the cat wouldn't be able to go outside :/
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Yeah, roll on Flying Cats. :tear
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These are the days when you can buy a turkey baster and not get weird looks.
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and other miscellaneous Christmas accessories!
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DONE
Wheelchair pic not found yet, Sorry Fathom :( So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time |
I think I may use that just because.
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Commando is on AMC right now. If they could go back and re-do the Oscars again, this movie would win Best Picture hands down.
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It looks a bit like my shitty sky tower. :( |
That particular one is the particularly boring tower in (I think) Toronto
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Now I remember, it's the Canadian National Tower and it is in TOronto
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I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:
Hey, hey guys! I'm buddies with Asila and she is on a magical mystery tour at the moment. She just sent me an email of this pic: Do you really have this sorta thing? I thought it was GTA1 making crap up. :lol Stupid Ameica. :lol |
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Stupid hick country. >: I am so fuckjing dr4unk. |
TADAO
I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM |
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Jokes make my real emotions hide better. |
stop being drunk, pub, you're making an ass of yourself.
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Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.
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Truly. ;) Sorry. :( |
LIQUID: YOU'RE JUST MAD I'M NOT 9.
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SEE YOU ON DATELINE
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SEE YOU AT THE ASS-END OF NOWHERE
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She isn't as dirty as me, and I need that purity in my life.
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Well, Secret Santa's done. Like my guy'll even begin to comprehend how awesome his gift is >:
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MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS |
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"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye." |
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Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme? |
My piss was nearly brown today.
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Butt piss?
Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys. I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family. See ya! |
You're probably dehydrated.
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MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?
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I checked wikipedia and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.
So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain. |
I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that :(
Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet |
Happy Bruce Lee's birthday to all those celebrating. Remember the reason for the season. |
I drank way too much last night. :x
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Bruce Lee would fuck the Indians up.
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Oi, Pub.
where's this dick love you promised? |
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So, it's nine am and I just finished my first beer of the day. Yesterday I didn't start till 12. ;D
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Whoa, Rick Astley.
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going on beer run now, I would publish my web cam so you can watch me drink if I knew a free place to do it :(
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RECORD LIVE ON YOUTUBE
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I always knew that Tadao is a camwhore :rolleyes
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I don't see a record live on youtube area.
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Today was so awesome.
Dinner was just me, Jim and my parents. My sister didn't even talk to me. FUCK YES! I also made a hand puppet out of a turkey carcass but my mother refused to take a picture of it. :( Best Thanksgiving Ever. |
worst holiday
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You have a sister? Is she hawt too?
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I like 70's Battlestar Galactica, it is fun. :(
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But that is how I always imagined it would be, so I like that? |
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You know you want to see that everywhere now. He has such a tight little mouth.
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There is only one place I want to see that mouth.
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Anyone else llike the Dutch Boy style haircut?
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Page boy.
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Who the hell is that? :/
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Oh dear. I'm spending far too much time here.
Even though there's noone talking. Depressing. |
You can do better, Lady.
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Just look at it's tranlucent skin and barely formed features! :hypno Total Pod Person. :eek |
I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR AND I'M SICK >: ALSO THANK YOU FOR DUBBING IT THAT PUB I LIKE IT
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Your magical mystery tour? :x
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The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade brought out Rick Astley to Rickroll a music number by some puppets.
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:lol Emo vamp pussies as told by a Mormon. |
I wish I had cake.
And alcohol. And friends. |
I HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS. :(
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I only have alcohol :(
and chips :( |
Alcohol is my friend.
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WE ALL HAVE A PART, BUT IF WE SHARED WE'D HAVE ALL THREE. :tear
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I dont have any.
Will you share anyway? |
YES.
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I AM A GIVER.
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LIKE THAT TREE I READ ABOUT.
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I can be your friend shrub.
I'd prefer the kind of friendship with sexual tension between us :x |
All my friendships have that.
Isnt that what friendship means? That and being slated to your face, but it hurts less cos then they say 'I'm only joking, you know that, right?' |
Don't forget about sharing the alcohol and cake. :(
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Oh yeah.
And drunken cheese and crackers. |
This sounds like a party planning session.
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J/K It sounds like one of those nights where my roommate comes home to find me passed out in front of the TV with empties all around and a half eaten cake next to me with crackers in my lap and a block of cheese in my hand. :(
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AKA MY BIRTHDAY :(
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Sounds more like awkwardness on a couch. May I suggest you two get together with Gin and Porno instead?
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I'm so high on life guys
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I'm high on weed.
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me too :(
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god bless america |
I was reading about that and someone was saying while the medical team was working on him people were rushing past them and bumping into them. :(
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