That only means one thing. Happy anniversary ^.^

Glad to see your posting again Pub. :)

Am not and you can't make me! >:

Sup Dismon? ;)

ha ha i knew it was fartin before he posted the youtubes :sunglasses

:twopagesagoorsomethgin

Boogie must have softened over the years, I should be banned by now :\

now we all need is Jixby, noob3, Rongi, and a whole other cast of characters, and we'll have a field day ^.^

I knew it was Fartin from the beginning because of his lawn mower related email address and his :\ :\ :\ :\

I went to FanExpo and met Bruce Campbell guys! :)

Did he tell you a stupid joke?

I hope you used Purell after touching hm.

Hey Jarv.

I asked him what the weirdest thing he's had to sign is (boobies). We then had a brief talk about it, and why size and firmness is important.

If I ever get to sign boobies it's gonna have to be with a sharp calligraphy pen so that I can etch into a layer or two of skin and have the signature last a little longer.

Hey Dylan.

Whatcha eatin'?

I still don't get what is the big deal about Bruce Campbell.

He's never been banned.

Omigosh, Ghost added me on facebook. :D

You guys, that is like having a real friend or something when they do that, right!? :o

It was being used in the form of, "this is [something] which is droll"

Just like I can say,
when you call something witty, what you're saying is, "this is [something] which is [something] that is irony".

But I wouldn't cause I'm not a fucking dumb piece of shit wannabe know t all.

And for future reference, you shouldn't consider your limited knowledge as the authority on proper usage because you don't know shit for shit.

Ooops, forgot the smile emoticon. Sorry.

Oh wait, emoticon is one of those new words that we didn't use in the dark ages. You should cry when people use that word too.

the correct term is "emotion icon"

Oh man Sam. I got warned by a guy with the username of Fistfulofawesome. With such a creative username, I fear he might tear me to shreds with the power of words! :tear

HE'S GOING TO SHOVE HIS FISTFULOFAWESOME UP INSIDE YOU AND CHANGE HIS NAME TO FISTFULLOFTADAOSCOLON

I should have handled it better and explain on the second go that while promoting Futurama, he also helps kill it in the same breath, but when he flexed his chest at me and started in with the whole who's a bigger fan thing, I made the choice to take the low road and chose to try and pop his bubble.

I should be a better person and apologize.

I think I'm gonna challenge myself to see if I can not fight with people on the internet.

But you wouldnt be the Tadao we all know and love ^.^

I doubt I can do it for long.

:(

don't fight it, tadao. I'm ugly, go on... say it.

Everyone is beautiful on the internet.

And young.

And real smart too.

I read it on wikipedia, so I know it's true.

Or he's stalking you. Facebook frightens me. :eek

demoted>:
river tam is very real

Excuse me for being ignorant, but what are you talking about?

And why are you so angry?

EDIT - Am I to understand you don't believe my statement due to the existence on teh interwebs of a female child prodigy from the 25th century who goes around kicking everyone in the nuts? If so, then yes, I should be demoted - because I am having trouble wrapping my small mind around this grandiose concept.

BTW, I have never seen Firefly, and that's a shame because I've heard it was a great Sci-Fi series.

I was watching King Of the Hill and, finally learned where MetalMilitia's title came from.

You need to invest in it Colonel. I've watched it through once and serenity once but my friend has gone through it like 9 times including commentary.

The firefly series is worth the watch. I'd rather that show be brought back than Futurama.

Sold! I'll begin looking for it straightaway. :)

Try Hulu. The have all the episodes in order.

I remember the pilot being a bit iffy. It was still good but like 2 hours long. And they ended up reworking the plot into the first episode anyway.

Mandinka!

The tarantula I have at my work desk is missing from its terrarium. This could go horribly wrong or be very funny depending on who finds it first.

I hope they don't kill it before you find it :(

I'd never want to kill a tarantula.

Just thinking all the oozy stuff splurting out if it gives me the creeps :x

I don't know, people can be pretty stupid around spiders. I'd find it fast.

i hope it's in someone's hat, and they smoosh it while putting the hat on

That happened in Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles!

i did not see that :(

I only saw half of it. I was rather enjoying it until our cable company picked that moment to switch their lineup and tell me that the channel was no longer available :(

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SKUNK THEY RESCUED ON THE FREEWAY! :(

that pretty much sucks
:(
i guess you could rent it or something.
by the way, i lost your myspace and i want to be your friend now that i has a new one.

I don't want to see her squashed. Someone most likely took her, since there was no way she could get out.

that sucks :(

I could rent it, I guess.

Spidernapping isn't good :(

I've got a shitload of yellow sac and wolf spiders in my garage if you want any.

Thats Ok Kitsa...you can keep um.

I don't want um :(

Buy a pet bird and let him snack on em.

I just got back into town and the neighbor said "you should go up to Waynesville Animal Shelter. Anything they still have by next friday is getting put to sleep."

Fuuuuuuck, why would you tell me that?

Unfortunately we've got three indoor cats and a stray dog that lives on our porch and I think if any of the three of us went to an animal shelter we'd come home with three dogs--and that's under normal circumstances.

Luckily they're apparently talking about this on the television, and since everybody down here that isn't living in this house watches television, surely most or all of the animals will get homes.

I mean, shit, if I had acreage I'd adopt a bunch of dogs and start buying more dog food.

Yeah :(

Cause if you don't tell people all the animals might die.

Uh, I talk to two people at home, and maybe five people at work!

You, sir are good people. :)

We do the same thing, focusing on elder dogs. The local ASPCA has nicknamed our family the "Doggie Senior Center".

I would never guilt someone into adopting an animal at my shelter. If someone is looking to adopt they should pick out a pet based on what will fit there lifestyle. What good is guilting an adoption of a St.Bernard to an elderly person looking for a tiny poodle? We would just be getting the St.Bernard back with a note on its card labeled return..which most will read as "problem dog" and that does not help adoptions.

We do let the rescue groups know if an animal is scheduled to be euthanized and they have the option to adopt it for free or at reduced cost.

We also adopt out senior animals out at reduced fees, so they get a chance for adoption.

I'm maxed out at home with 3 cats and 3 dogs and a horse. I wish I could do more:(

I would tell them NO TAG BACKS!

so guys i banned jonathan clemens forever, is anyone all busted up over it

I think actually the nicest thing you can do for him. It's one of those unhealthy relationships and I hope he doesn't transfer it onto real life situations.

There was a white tipped spider in my bedroom the other night. They can kill small children and cause necrosis, so I put a glass on top of it like a real man, and left it there to suffocate over a period of several hours :(

Usually the scorpions keep the spiders at a minimum, but now that the slightly warmer weather has increased the number of blow flies, the spiders are gaining ground.

Crazy how everything over there is either poisonous or deadly. o.o

even the platypus is poisonous

the best thing is it's poisonous for RAPE purposes

One of my sisters-in-law just found a tarantula on her baby's head and put it down the garbage disposal. I thought that was a weird coincidence.

Did it scream on the way down? I think your spiders might be bigger than ours, because we don't get tarantulas, but ours are more deadly.

Another thing about Antipodeans is that nobody has a garbage (rubbish) disposal unit.

How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

I was sent to the emergency room by my doctor last month just to make sure I did not have a blood clot forming from a hemotoma in my leg. Now I am getting junk mail about mortuaries and cremation services.

:lol

There are tarantulas in the southwest, but where she is it was probably an escaped pet. The biggest we usually have around here are some of the larger wolf spiders and some fishing spiders. My parents' australian coworkers are always asking us to send them glue traps for various spiders they have around- I'm guessing glue traps aren't widely available there?

Our harmful-to-pets-and-humans species here are mainly black widow (rare around here, usually dusty corners of garages), brown recluse (woodpiles and such, although everyone seems to mistake harmless wolf spiders for them) and the annoying-as-all-hell yellow sac spiders, which have really been bad the past couple of years. They like to tuck themselves up into corners mainly, although I've been startled by a couple scrambling down walls and surprising me in the shower. I can't stand those things.

Glue Trap? I do not know what this is. I am guessing it is a piece of paper with stickyness on one side for catching flies/ants/spiders.

The big killers for spiders here are Red Back and Funnel Web. White tails are common, but I don't think they are too deadly. Trap door, black house, mouse spiders and huntsman can all give a nasty bite.

Huntsman are probably the most common 'large' spider around these parts, we used to have one that lived in the roof when I was a child. Big as your face.

When I lived in Papua New Guinea I accidentaly walked into one of these.

Axem Cupola (1:04:01 AM): CARPULSY SARCOMA!!!
Axem Cupola (1:04:09 AM): IT CHEWED AWAY MY FACE!!!
Axem Cupola (1:12:34 AM): YOU KNOW...
Axem Cupola (1:12:42 AM): THE FACT THAT THEY FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO BAN ME...
Axem Cupola (1:12:50 AM): MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

showertime:(

Why do people have him on MSN or AIM? :\

We don't, he added us.

Because I like to encourage him to post more.

Him & ZBF. <3

he did it to me too, with about 12 names.

You bastard. I wanted that one.

I'm glad I don't use my ICQ anymore. I'm just proud of the ancient low number I have.

I'm already in love with my new place and I hadn't even moved in yet.
<3

Did you get it in time to save the kitties?

One of the kitties might be adopted by one of the room mates in the house.
I'm in there for a 2 week trial to see how this works out, if it works out then I might be able to bring the other one with me. Jim said he'd take care of just the one until I can take him. :)

And in other good news:
I'M GOING TO HAVE MY OWN GODDAMN BED!
jesus fuck i'm excited.

<3 Jim

Good man Jim. :rock

It's spelled Kaposi's. He's an idiot.

courage schmourage, you post porn you're banned, thems the rules

Only vets like you remember, Buddy. These new guys gotta learn the hardway, amirite. :gigh

I learned the fun way ;)

pedo is such a harsh word. I prefer youth admirer ^.^

Does that mean I cant get any Pub love? :(

Don't worry kid, I'll give you as much love as I give anyone.

and by love I don't mean cock.

because I'll be giving you all of my cock, son. :orgasm

and by all, he means just the tip.

mushroom cap

purple mushroom cap

I <3 Dixie. :clingyhug