Esuohlim is like the last of the oldtimers left. :(

UUUUUMMMMMMMM

WHAT?

:lol

HUH

NUTSACK CHECK

CHECK ONE TWO

NO, PUB'S RIGHT. I'M IT.

UUUMMMMM

ArrowX is currently banned...right?

he says he wants to talk to you on AIM and he won't shut up about it so plz do it

for me

Yes but I don't want to talk to him SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO BITE THE BULLET ON THIS ONE

OK FINNE! SAM IS ALSO WHATEVER I SAID ESUOHLIM WAS! >:

Except he isn't really as long as he stays scared of wimmin. :rolleyes

wth being scared of women exempts you from oldtime status

RIPOFF

Im extremely confused

i need jaeger

Pub: Are you back on the horse?
Sam: are you referring to alchohol?
Pub: Hell no. I'm talking about the filliy that I never even saddled. Wimmin.
Sam: oh
Sam: no
Sam: booze is cheaper and easier
Pub: I know I've died & gone to cyberheaven when they invent internet-alcohol
Sam: internetcohol
Pub: porncohol
Sam: ALCHOPORN
Pub: PURFECT!
Sam: i love it
Sam: TRADEMARKD
Pub: If you got that on the market you would make loads of money in the 20 minutes it would take for hackers to pirate it.then you'd join the RIAA
Sam: and i could sue them
Sam: and make MORE
Pub: I can't think of a way to spend more than a billion dollars with out being silly & saying things like coloising the moon, feeding africa or paying the national debt.
Sam: BOOZE
Sam: seriously i would buy a brewery
Pub: With a billion you could BUY most of the decent distilleries in the world.
Sam: i know
Pub: I would be like a drunk Lex Luther
Sam: I would be like a drunk person who owned distileries
Sam: but was still very lonely
Pub: Lex Luther has a crush on Superman's lady & never gets laid. He is a very sad & angry man.
Sam: um Lex Luthor gets laid from Supergirl
Pub: Oh fucking hell, he deoes? I want to be him more than ever. :-(
Sam: she wears her little skirt and sits on his lap
Sam: i've seen it
Pub: Oh my gods, that is like the best thing to spend money on if I was him after all the alcohol
Sam: i know :-(
Pub: Alien ladies go all night.
Sam: ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE LEX LUTHOR

It's why you & me never get the respect we really deserve. ;(

man he hasnt posted here in a uh a long time

Pub brings up fear of women?
He must have been reading my blog again.

If I'm going to freak out about anything it's not going to be some internet message board on my computer screen.

I have other things to freak out about like an atheist afterlife consisting of complete nothingness for eternity, or shoveling the driveway tomorrow :(

Now I'm certain you're talking about people you were never here for! :eek

& posting comments & not getting replies. >:

Well I meant alcohol but yes I remember him too

I love it when Willie takes posts into other contexts :(

I think I should start "pulling a Willie" once in a while :(

Eric, are you absolutely sure about that IP check?