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I tried to find the blog last night and was very sad to find out that Milhouse is a racist. :(
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I HAVEN'T HAD A DOUG BLOG SINCE 2004 :(
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Who gave Thanos broken candy canes for Christmas? lol
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I still don't know what the fuck is going on in liquidstatik's avatar after all this time, but it looks like Anna Faris is trying to protect someone from him
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Everyone knows that Doug was a racist show.
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I vaguely remember that movie. I used to have an old, old copy of the novel somewhere. All I remember about the movie is a bunch of naked boys crawling around.
I'm almost to 9000 posts. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE |
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i can't get off work to visit family and my girlfriend has left to visit hers, so i'm alone for christmas. before she left, she gave me the gift she bought for both of us. a 700-some page book about insects. awesome.
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spider porn
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spiders aren't insects IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
there is a chapter about arachnids tho i mean we've got books full of drawings of spider body parts you didn't even know existed so if that's your thing i could get you some scans bro ! |
Exactly, they eat them. Thus Spider porn.
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Fucking 8 leggers :rolleyes
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oh porn for spiders
dunno man i don't consider cookbooks and food magazines (food magazines are a thing, right?) to be human porn so whatEVER don't roll your eye at me!! also spiders are sometimes the prey! the larvae of these guys hitch a ride on a spider until it spins an egg sac. then it gets inside the egg sac, eats all the eggs, pupates, and becomes a badass adult. all i talk about is bugs because i don't like anything else! |
I like to hang out in the woods and jerk off to boy scout roasting marshmallows. You know because marshmallows are like boobs.
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last month i went on a field trip and some f*gs brought stuff to make s'mores and it was all just sitting on a table near the fire and i emerged from the woods with the other "cool kids" who went out night collecting
and then i took a bunch of chocolate bars because fuck the rest gimme the chocolate |
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today somebody went to give me her business card, but she didn't have any on hand so she gave me somebody else's with her name and email scribbled on it.
not, like, a colleague or anything. just a random business card. and it had stuff printed on the back, so it's not like it had a blank side. my life is boring. |
Someone needs to get on vistaprint or so the commercials tell me.
I got scotch, paintbrushes and a biography of charles manson for Christmas. Oh, and the flu or something like it. I've basically been sick as fuck since Thanksgiving. |
So here's my glorious 9000th post. What the hell did I ever write 9000 posts about? fuck.
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Kitsa, I had a dream the other night you were shitting in a sink.
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