I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Hey Mock. You remember when I asked how much that Tick action figure went for? Well anyway I was going to sent it to you but since I live with my parents and they have REALLY stupid rules I can't send it to you. Unless I do it secretly of course. But anyway my parents say that you want to have huge toy collections and nobody will have anymore and the value will go up. I really couldn't care less. I just wanna support I-mockery any way I can.
But I promise you, I will get that toy to you any way I can.

I wonder if Hickmans parents ever let him use the mailbox.

HickMan

Jan 29th, 2009 06:30 AM

:lol never happened

HickMan

Jan 29th, 2009 06:31 AM

I gave my Tick action figure to the Army :lol

Kitsa

Jan 29th, 2009 07:49 AM

My parents networked all of us to one printer, which was in a hallway closet, so that no one could print anything "secret" and they could see what we were printing at all times. They did a great many crazy things like that for a long time.

I never did find out what horrible, evil thing I was supposed to have been secretly printing.

Dixie

Jan 29th, 2009 08:05 AM

Carnivore Is God, Jeanette X, mburbank, Kitsa

Poor Max, he's alllll alone.

Kitsa

Jan 29th, 2009 08:28 AM

I read a short story once in college about a girl who was a necrophiliac. She started out by rubbing dead woodland creatures on her naked body to absorb their energy, then she got a job in a morgue and had her way with corpses at night. Eventually she gets a depressive emo boyfriend who becomes convinced that she'll only truly love him if he offs himself.

If nothing else, it convinced me that Canadian short stories kick American short stories' collective ass. (It was in a Canadian Lit class).

MetalMilitia

Jan 29th, 2009 08:33 AM

Hey Willie, how's the new cheese knife working out for you?

Kitsa

Jan 29th, 2009 08:46 AM

Here's something else...do you know they have online hooker reviews? (probably nsfw)

MetalMilitia

Jan 29th, 2009 09:05 AM

Not that surprising. You don't buy a toaster these days without first checking an on-line review and that rarely houses anything as valuable as your dick. Rarely.

executioneer

Jan 29th, 2009 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 610185)

Hey Willie, how's the new cheese knife working out for you?

IT REALLY CUTS THE CHEESE, AND BY CUTS THE CHEESE I MEAN IT'S THE FARTS

MetalMilitia

Jan 29th, 2009 09:52 AM

Super!

One day I hope to buy a cheese knife. :(

Kitsa

Jan 29th, 2009 10:13 AM

I find that the wire guillotine-cutters are easier to use.

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2009 10:23 AM

Hwey guys I am veery drunk, tell kitsa I love her, k?

:D

Everyone else can take a shit and die as they don't challenge me.

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 610118)

Hahaha does Domo have school girl boobies?

Don't talk to blue fox like that, I'll kick your ass.

hahas as if

Kitsa

Jan 29th, 2009 10:38 AM

You're incomprehensible regardless of blood alcohol level, Pub.

kahljorn

Jan 29th, 2009 12:28 PM

HELLO!

Shrubfest

Jan 29th, 2009 12:52 PM

HI!

RaNkeri

Jan 29th, 2009 01:27 PM

'LO

Tadao

Jan 29th, 2009 01:34 PM

Drinking doesn't cure my hate.

Kitsa

Jan 29th, 2009 01:47 PM

I was having fun looking up some hockey stuff and then I ran into something that was totally fucked.

Who the hell had the time to sit down and write a "7 Minutes in Heaven" fanfic about Columbus Blue Jackets Players?

:/

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