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Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 05:56 PM

someone keeps calling my cell and hangin up.. wts .. :(

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 05:57 PM

Six years Rongi still can't afford a camera...Hi everybody I'm John and I'm a teacher/cartoonist :lol

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:02 PM

fartin begins to rub his shrivled nutsack all over rognis face

rogni bites it playfullys

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:02 PM

There's this cat on my windowsill that just keeps staring at me. I like hit the window and everything, but it won't move for anything. Creepy-ass cat.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:03 PM

yeah this is disturbingingly becoming some gay sex cyber hump...

makes ya wonder..

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:04 PM

It's pretty warm up here for December, I didn't even need a coat or anything. I want some snow.

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 06:04 PM

There's a cat next door that keeps sneaking into my room and hiding under the bed, until our cat finds it and runs it off. It's my opinion that all cats are psychotic.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:05 PM

grislygus sticks his old man penis into the cat, the cat mowling painfully

"hey get your dick out of that cat you sick fuck"

pub starts puking all over julies now corpse like figure

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 06:06 PM

It's been raining for three days straight here. I'm worried that it'll keep up when my friends visit next week, and we won't be able to go trap shooting.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:08 PM

r u fuckin gay or not

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:08 PM

ohhh no.. you wont be able to shoot traps .. sorry to hear that! .. maybe its bouts time to get a new hobby ??

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:09 PM

his hobby is corn holing kittens he's a sick one

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 06:10 PM

Is it physically possible for you vermin to shut your collective trap?

So, anyway, anyone into sculpture?

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:11 PM

Fartin has Grislygus pressed against the table.

He begs Fartin to let him go. He says he doesn't want to do this.

Fartin forces Grislygus's head around so they can look into each others eyes.

They hold the stare for a few seconds, and then Fartin says "I can see you want it, little man."

Pulling down his elasticated waistband, Fartin takes his small penis in hand and says "Guitar man, I'll open him up, & you can go next."

Looking up, the tip of Rongi's penis still in his mouth, GM giggles a child like murmer of glee, and Rongi convulses again with a small moan of appreciation.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:11 PM

is sculpting some other word for having sex with felines

GADZOOKS Dec 13th, 2006 06:12 PM

Allright shutup guys

HankWilliamsJr: do you get Heathcliff?
Lemmysomemoney: The cat that lives in a junkyard. Yeah.
HankWilliamsJr: I hate that cat
HankWilliamsJr: lives filthy
HankWilliamsJr: and he talks filthy too
Lemmysomemoney: I confuse him with Garfield. Wearing a hat doesn't make them that different.
HankWilliamsJr: i dont think neither them wears a hat, tom
Lemmysomemoney: Then I must be thinking of something else. :-(
HankWilliamsJr: felix maybe?
HankWilliamsJr: who carries a bag of shit
Lemmysomemoney: Too many cartton cats.
HankWilliamsJr: yeah but can you named 3 cartoon dogs
Lemmysomemoney: not really
HankWilliamsJr: i can name Scoopy Doo, Droopy Dog, and Marmaduke
HankWilliamsJr: but heres the thing
HankWilliamsJr: i cant name 3 cartoon dogs that arent complete retards
Lemmysomemoney: True
HankWilliamsJr: snoopy maybe
HankWilliamsJr: because he can fly a plane
HankWilliamsJr: and write on the behalf of a dying Charles Shultz

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:13 PM

gadzooks enters the room in a manly man thong, rubbing his sweet sweet man package to a full state of erotic erection

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:13 PM

I need some liquor..

then again I might find this shit funny!

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:19 PM

My "greek vase" I made in ceramics looked like shit. I can't glaze for anything.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:21 PM

haha.. dan your 'glazeing' is shit? you sound like my grandma.. hahaha

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 06:23 PM

Man, you think your vase looked like shit... hang on, I'm taking a picture of my latest piece.

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 06:27 PM

This horrible thing is the result of when someone like me is forced to make a "free form" sculpture.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:29 PM

actually thats kinda neat looking..

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:30 PM

it is looking like it came out of his anus

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:31 PM

Scene 2: Gay sex in a pottery class.

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