: pagebrak

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show me da butt, pubbs

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There is a butts emoticon. :eek

My contribution to this thread could be fully summed up by the butt emoticon.

buttttttttttttttttt

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Butts.

buttato

buttsylvania

I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those butts)

I-Buttery Chat (Lube up those buts)

GD it! Did the music thread become relevant again. >:

And where the fuck is Babs?

Probably crying in the bathroom because if his girl catches him she'll beat the fuck out of him.

again

I have a friend, right, and for the past few years he's been doing the hobo thing. He's with a group of hoboes and they all have Facebook on their cellphones, so they all upload pictures of themselves squatting in the woods over boiling soup cans and stuff. It's very surreal. I guess I never thought about hoboes having internet. I don't think he's like a poser hobo, either. I think he really sleeps in culverts and stuff.

I think I may have told this story, but I let a a couple drifters stay at my house for a month because I wanted to bang the lady one. During the day they would go out and beg for change and at night they would come home. They hopped trains and did the whole panhandling thing to get to Austin. They decided this town wasn't for them after they got tired of me and my roommate. We took them to a train yard and dropped them off. I never got to get in the girl hobo's pants. It's sad that a homeless chick who I gave a place to stay wouldn't hop on it. She was hot though.

And they both used the library to get on the net, but she also had a cell phone for emergencies.

AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHERE ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE. INSTEAD OF THIS BUTTS PARTY.

haooy birthday bavs, i just fucking sneezed all over my screen so it's a terrible day, sorry

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No more butts for you. You're cut off, Mister.

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AH AH AAAAH! :lightning

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Butt, dick, and rape jokes but it is the Babylon 5 reference that makes me feel bad. :eek

I wrote an article about Babylon 5, guys. Care to read? http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0034-babylon5.html

:lol

100 comments per page, up from 25.

It makes me feel bad too, but most likely for a different reason. :o

Haunted by all those Narns you had killed?

Lololololololoolollololololololllolololololollolol olololollloolllollllololololollo

:lol

Whose butts do I need to fuck around here to get some cake.

Buttkake

Can't see the picture (damned firewall), but if it is what I think it is, he has much better hair than I do.

EDIT: Thanks for that, by the way. ;)

Today I saw a topless chick in a thong standing on the sidwalk, painting a picture on a canvas. She was hot as fuck. Sometimes I love Austin.

yeah but you think hobo bitches are hot.

ANDROMEDA, NERD

That shit was not even Internet 1.0 compliant :(

:lol

I just got CPR certified. It was fun! I'll break your fucking ribs!

I think you're statistically more likely to cause a cartilage separation or send the xyphoid process somewhere it shouldn't go

Yeah, I'm really glad my teacher went over the process three or four different times to make sure we all had our technique correct. It was a really great class, I'm glad I took it, and now I just have to get my vaccinations and I can start my EMT course next semester!

People with head traumas can't be EMT's!

I saw willie... on the something awful brony article.

Today was my second anniversary.
We celebrated by staying in our pyjamas all day until going out to eat at a Jamie Oliver restaurant and mocking the merchandise.

hooray for staying in.

our first six tarantulas arrived today. they're all juvenile and hopefully not all male. one of them is a goliath birdeater. i hope that one is a female and survives for 20 years and gets a foot long.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfu...arn.php?page=9

yep

Getting a job after graduation is hard. I've had two interviews so far and (obviously) didn't get either, and it seems like most of the job openings require years of experience in the field. Fucking hell.

I'm keenly aware of that, as well. But there's always oil up yonder, right?

If things don't work out immediately, I wanted to get a little job doing whatever, flipping burgers and such, and go to a vocational school. Maybe that would be worth looking into.

I have navigated the problem of not getting any of the jobs applied for after graduation by not really applying for any.

You'd be surprised how not-depressing this method is.

You didn't apply for them, so how can you say that you applied for them?

She isn't disappointed by the lack of jobs she didn't apply for.

Yeah, I've tried to avoid that by only applying for jobs that I'd actually want. Well, one of the jobs I actually wanted, and another that I was referred to, so I sorta had to go through with the application and interview, even though I knew it would not be a good fit.

But you have a maaaaan to support you, Shrub. I need to get a sugar mama.

Oh no, man is enraged by my job-seeking apathy. I get lectures daily.

He also works from home so he can judge my wastoid lifestyle EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.
Still less depressing than job hunting.

fuck, dude, i want to work from home

i also want to keep my sugarmama

I think the obvious solution here is Milhouse and I moving to the UK and the three of us can start a conglomerate.

Or a commune.

guys i just got fired cuz i told someone they were eating poopcorn cause they were eating popcorn out of toilet paper

Just had a google hangout with Fartin. He said I should leave the house. I cried on camera.

Just won the Michael Jackson mask

But if you go outside how are we gonna see you cry?

Pretty sure I just got a booty call. Girl is on her way over now. WHO KNOWS WHERE THIS WILL LEAD.

Zomboid was murdered last night, everyone

I wish, braw! What a sexy way to go--killed by an angry lady. I am so fucking tired today. We were up until like 6:30-7, and then I slept until right before my mom called to tell me she was about an hour away and on her way for Thanksgiving. Then, assuming my mom actually meant an hour, we sorta just watched TV and mom showed up early and got to say hi to the girl on her way out. This girl is also one of my sister's best friends.

I'm gonna rush everyone outta here after the meal and powersleep.

I thought you were fucking around about thanksgiving, but nope...canadian thanksgiving. Didn't know canadians had thanksgiving. And so you got your booty called?

What do Canadians have to be thankful for?

existing thanks to the english not caring about owning canada... wait that's the quebecoises

I don't even know. It's just sort of there. Hard to give a real shit about it.

All I can call to mind about Canadian Thanksgiving is Red Green shooting dinner rolls out of an exhaust pipe and scraping mashed potatoes out of hubcaps.

I really miss you guys a lot, I've been too depressed to do anything. This took to much effort.

I think I'm bombing in my last French class. I've missed too many critical days because of personal reasons. As such, I'm probably going to have to withdraw and eat the few hundred dollars. :|

There's always next semester, though. Gotta keep your chin up, y'know. English Lit classes couldn't be easier, however, so there's always that.

:school

Youtube is awesome for free lessons online.

On another note, I will be working my 3rd Thanksgiving in a row thanks to this awesome country club I work at. :( Who else works holidays? Makes me sad.

My friend decided to play "Is This Acid?" with me. I guess I won.

Fuck. I woke up this morning to discover husband has arranged a bunch of house viewings. I was unaware we were moving.

I woke up with what definitely feels like arthritis in my big toe. I can't ever remember breaking that toe, and from what I know the vegetarian rate of gout is pretty low, so I'm just sort of sitting here with my coffee mystified.

It doesn't really hurt that much, it just seems out of place.

@FZ- I once got an undergrad award for "Achievement in French" and then the very next day got a letter from the University that I was on Academic Probation for never going to French class. Figure that one out.

Also, I think this might only work in the States, but Lindt Truffles is giving away a million free bags on facebook today. You like their facebook and print a voucher. https://www.facebook.com/LindtChocol...82968635067837

How to tell you're old: You got toe arthritis and sign up for free truffles.

I kid...I get a back ache from just standing around too long.

For me getting old is a pretty big accomplishment, so I'll take the arthritis. And hell, I'm not turning down any free chocolate, especially if I'm 99% sure there are no roofies in it this time.

needs more roofies

i speak french i had to learn while i lived in quebec

Spanish and French are basically the same thing with different accents. Learn Latin and you pretty much have the whole set.

darkvare comes from a long line of migrant workers and resident evil fans

Maybe you were drunk when you agreed to the concept. I find this is the reason I agree to do lots of things ...

Just a thought.

That happens. Mr Kitsa got drunk and bought tickets to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert once, then insisted I go. That was 6 years ago and I have yet to forgive him.

IS THAT HOW YOU PROCREATED

I've become too much of a miserable recluse to be drunk. So no, he just decided for us. Today's house was nice though.

Yeah, I pretty much just take my dog to the dog park and spend the rest of the day being an angry jerk, safe inside my home.

Going outside is for the birds.

I wish I had a dog for the exercise and fresh air factor. Cat is no use, he's only recently become cat weight after being obese for 10 years. Alas, there are also no dog walking places looking for new walkers either.

According to the movies and TV, every street in the UK is one short, charming little row of houses with a shop, letterbox and newspaper box at the end. Under these circumstances, walks must be delightful :europenotatalllikemovies

I'm shitting out straight dayquil

i have to drive somewhere to take the dog for a walk, or other peoples' dogs will bark at us constantly and several will probably come attack my dog because these rednecks don't leash or fence their pets

which would be a bit more reasonable if they didn't live within 15 feet of a goddamn road

Your dog probably walks like he owns the world.

We can't put our dog out in the backyard because the people on either side of us have 3 dogs apiece and they go nuts. The neighbors on one side at least yell for their dogs to shut up, but the one on the other just lets them yap, or worse lets them jump through holes in the fence and come bite us.