That's when you get to shoot those dogs.

FZ LOOKS LIKE ENO :eek :wank :yum

i've more face hairs

I highly doubt that

you can't see them because blond facial hair

I have to walk my dog a block to the dog park, and then I let him off-leash to run around and play with the other dogs. :D

I live in farmland. There's fields, then a wood, then a golf course, then the moors. Ideal dog-walking land. But no dog.

STAY OFF THE MOORS!

I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO WALK A DOG BUT I DON'T HAVE A DOG, HOW CAN I FIX THIS?

:rolleyes

Yeah, really. If I lived in a place like that, I'd get, like, eight Irish wolfhounds.

or move to places that are not dog friendly

Is there a decent Metal thread? Because I'm all metal today

i had a pitbull terrier my dad got as a gift from one of his students, he was sweet and friendly with people but a real killer with other dogs and i mean he killed other dogs i used to walk him but with a guard so he couldn't bite other dogs cause if he did he wouldn't let go until they were dead

I had an awesome pig but the douche neighbor behind us had a dog that kept chewing through the fence to come harass her. His dog ended up getting some kind of staph infection and he thought it was due to it interacting with the pig. I kissed the damn pig daily and I was fine. I think he just had a dirty ass fence chewing dog. Anyway, I took her to a farm that had other pot bellied pigs for her to mate with. I ordinarily wouldn't succumb to the douche neighbor's demands, but he threatened to get the cops involved saying that my pig was illegal or whatever. I don't really know the laws about keeping one in the city and his dog was all jacked up, so I was pressured to give her away.

My house is too small and my husband to grumpy for a dog. I could get a pig though!

Koko, what do you feed a pig? And how much space do they need?

I fed her hog or horse feed. You don't want to get "starter" feed. And no matter what the person selling you the piggy tells you, the pig will get big. Mine got over 100 pounds even though she was as tall as a medium sized dog. And I actually just had a house and kept her in the house with me a lot of the time. She only went outside to dig around and play. I couldn't potty train her not to go to the bathroom inside, but I did get her to only go in one particular corner, where I put a ferret type corner litter box. So really, I just had a 3 bedroom house and a small to regular size yard and she enjoyed it. Where she's at now, there's a lot more room. I was going up and seeing her every few months until she stopped really responding to my visits since it'd been so long. But they're great pets. They're a whole lot like dogs. Just snortier.

"Like dogs, but snortier". Best pet description ever.

I'm also considering a sheep, as I've just learned how to spin yarn, so I could have a whole production line of wool.

(Also, none of this will happen. I will just have cats forever. Fat, miserable cats.)

Here's a picture of her at one year or so.



I never had a sheep, but I had a goat. I'm sure they're completely different, but the goat was mean to everyone but me. And once he got his horns, he would head butt anyone who wasn't me. Good for protection, but not for roommates.

Damn that thing is ugly.

I hear pigs are great pets, so are skunks.

I want one of those anteaters; so it can shit on everything. Also, I already have a pig.

My fat tub of a dog freaks out and chases every dog that comes to the fence back and forth, he also has a heart condition that gets aggravated by this, and makes him all dizzy and vomit-y.

Ugh, he's like taking care of a retarded war veteran. HOLY FUUUUUCK MY DOG IS COTTON HILL! He's even got stumpy legs!

k0k0, that pig is totally boss and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. If I had the chance to get a pig... I'd consider it. Although I'd prefer them to stay piglet size as that is when they are at their most cute.

In other news, I ran a marathon today. Sometime I will post a picture in that there picture thread if / when they get posted!

UGLY CAN BE BOSS! >:

I laid the smackdown on some gay dudes today

Did you guys hug it out?

We had an internet argument and they picked up their proverbial toys and left.

Wish I could've hugged them.

Why would you go somewhere else when i-mock has all the gay internet dudes you'll ever need to fight with

If I wanted to see gay dudes argue I would've watched the debates tonight :LOL

EXACTLY.

HELLO EXACTLY

BREAKING BAD WOULD HAVE A DECENT ENDING IF MCCAIN WAS PRESIDENT

one of our tarantulas molted. cuuuuute.

For a minute there I thought you were talking about McClain. :(

Well that's just George Bush Jr. on coke.

I'm having a shitty day.

First, some asshat stole my credit card number and tried to buy cruise tickets with it.

Then, the asshat next door drove his van through my yard again and hit a gas line.

As the grand finale, I went to the dentist and my asshat radiated molar needs a root canal.

on a happy note


i feel great now

Kitsa, do you have a doomsday kit ready for your doooogy? I have one. You better have one. :frownyface

I'm like the less-slobby, less-crazy version of a couponer, so I have like 10 bags of dogfood and 20 boxes of dog treats in my garage at any given time. Is that what you mean?

I'm not going to worry about the apocalypse. The world could end for me at any time. But then, I never studied for tests either.

That and flea medication :eek THE PLAGUE

Frontline is fucking expensive. I generally have a three month supply of that and heartworm stuff on hand.

As an aside, I've begun to wonder how people get by at all without coupons. It took a bit of a running start, but I now turn up my nose at things that aren't free or nearly free. I can even provide for three households- for $5 today, I got my mom 4 lbs of hot dogs (they freeze), 2 packages of toilet paper, 4 toothbrushes, some ramen noodles and some other stuff I can't remember.

Funny thing. When I went gluten free, I found out my coupons did not reflect my lifestyle. Now granted, it's a hard life choice, but my no longer have to eat antacids mixed with nexium. So yeah, iI think I'm off wheat until I can digest it. Oh and trust me, I test it with Tommy's burgers and Ritz crackers and every fucking time I feel the pain.

Anyways. I cancelled my sunday coupon paper after 2 months of gluten free. When it comes to ass wipe, it's a matter of pennies. You have a baby and I'm sure that plays a HUGE part of the savings.

Oh and let me just nip this in the nigg3r.

Babs, you are supposedly a grad from a medical university. Ragging on someone getting off of drugs because all they have to do is not eat gluten, well it shows why you are no longer employed at a pharmacy. That sad excuse of trying to over medicate MLE for high inflammation? You are laughable musically, theatrical, and in any professional study of medicine.

No wonder your trailer bitch loves to punch you.

There's tons of coupons for gluten-free shit, and much of it you don't need a newspaper for. You can print or use a clipping service. I'm a vegan and I coupon just fine.

Coupons have saved me money on everything from landscaping stones to detergent to prescriptions to a washing machine.

I must have missed the whole Babs thing.

He's right, it's old news that I told everyone. Go to the loveline part of the forum and read it.

AND IT WAS ETODOLAC

AND I MAKE MORE MONEY AS A PAINTER NOW AND I STILL REGRET IT

You have regrets? How surprising!

Canning a pharmacy tech for pushing meds? That's just not American! > :

Whenever I feel upset, I come here, read some posts from someone like Babs, and feel better. Life's really not that bad!

Edit: For me. Life's not that bad for me. It sounds shitty for a few of you (Babs).

i thought babs was a phlebotomist?

I'm certified in both actually, and no, I'm not making that up. I worked at labcorp for awhile which wasn't bad at all except it was heart breaking doing sticks to the older patients because they were inaudible and would grunt in fear but I guess you would too if some one like babs, a piece of shit, was taking your blood as well.

i think it all depends on where he's taking my blood, really.

yr dck

At least babs isn't zbf, right guys?

who cares

I thought it was atleast I'm not womti.

THIS IS RAPE VIA MUSIC

Now make it into dubstep.

Babs, have you tried Bath Salt or Heroin? I think it's an option for you.

have you ever tried starving?

I always took Babs to be the kind of guy who took turns between huffing paint and gas.

Nah just to much television

This is from a few weeks ago. This girl was sitting on the curb outside the bar on the busiest street in the city, and I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to do muscle man poses behind her. This is when she discovered me. She was totally game for it, though, which was weird.

So did you get lucky. Though I'm not to sure getting with a random drunk curb woman would be considered lucky. It might however be considered a lounging STD in a red dress.

Uh, no. I'm often really stupid when it comes to safe sex, but that would've been spitting in the face of fate...or something.

Looks like meg white.

Though I don't know why feel the need, I have to know what's on your shirt. Again, I have no fucking clue why I care, maybe because of my love for t-shirts.

I've added Do Gaeshi to my repertoire.

My provisional drivers licence arrived today. Now I have to learn to drive.

Holy shit dude, that is such a badass shirt. I thought it looked like a nes box cover, but I would have never guessed it to be a Game of Thrones refrence. I need that fucking shirt. I'm going to search amazon for it right now.

Neat.

Is this available as a poster yet? It's fucking amazing and I need to be able to add it to the collection . I love all the Adventure Time characters.

This wasn't made by I-mockery, so I doubt it. Try the creators website.

Fuck adventure time.

Baloonie!

Fuck you.

Fuck you and your FAS features.

Fucking aspie.

Coke floats in my cup, Coke floats in my cup

last night i watched three pairs of wolf spiders making sex.

spider sex is silly.

Well shit.

I just confirmed that all the people I hated from my degree have decided to move back here permanently.
How utterly revolting.
How delightfully hypocritical.

I am genuinely angry.

Ha! I blocked off all contact with pretty much everyone that I went to school with. Maybe you can kill them?

I rather enjoyed George Takei until every single person on Facebook started quoting him like it was the Word of God.

That made me feel like I was saying I liked him before it was cool, which triggered this whole cascade effect of self-loathing.

hipster with the baby blues WTF

WAKE UP THE RIVALRY

Mom said it's my turn to play

lol im nick n i wunna b ROG

Hah

I think the only proper way for this to end would be you two killing each other.

or at least learn how to do multiple spoilers.

It's not supposed to work, its for the hemorrhoid to keep clicking it. :x

OH HOW I WISH I COULD BELIEVE YOU! I just checked and there is text in there that suggests that the second spoiler should open.

Busted! :eek

YOU FELL RIGHY INTO MY TRAP. DID YOU READ THE SOURCE? I GOT YOU DUDE!

All it takes is quoting you. When you claimed innocence, I checked it. It shows that you had every intention of a multiple spoiler.

The thing I despise about you the most is that when you are caught red handed being wrong, you lie about it like we will change our minds about how stupid you are.

It's like you're running for office. Fucking grow up already.