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Wake up milhouse let's chat
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"what if I were to tell you I found someone naked on the internet"
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"What if I were to tell you I found you naked on the internet."
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"according to my calculations you are this old" :lol :lol
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"According to my calculations, I'M naked on the internet!"
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Fun fact #1: The caption that originally came with this image was as follows:
"Who is responsible for sanitary waste disposal for your business premises?" |
That guy looks like he could handle it
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Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point? Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected to many?
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They should ban the internet! :eek
Because people being raped by someone they met at a bar only happens every week here. >: |
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The extremely callous side of me wants to say something like "sleeping with someone that you thought was nice, and then regretting it afterwards because he moved on is not tantamount to assault, regardless of the chat hours logged" but that would be mean. |
Couching your statement in those sophomoric mollifications doesn't mean those that you're speaking to misunderstood what you intended to say. And if it does, you'd be better served by simply lying.
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I wasn't aware that I was attempting to remain purposely misunderstood, especially considering that I wasn't actually talking to anyone specifically, but I'll keep that in mind.
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And how are you, anyway?
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I'm a concerned party
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So you admit to using sophomoric mollifications? :lol
That sounds like an attribute of Toilet Roll. "Longer, Stronger and even more Sophomoric Mollifications! Give it to your puppy today!" |
I'll admit to ignoring that because I didn't feel like looking it up to verify it's meaning.
And I don't know about things in NZ, but that sure as hell doesn't sound like you're describing toilet paper. |
Yeah, your idiocy must be a result of a cultural clash.
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Perceived idiocy, I suppose. :blah
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That is what happened to Africa, right? We, the mighty Europeans, perceive you, via our cultural outlook, to be savages. Now sing us one of your ****** songs. Yeehaw!
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Oh wordfilter! Why you gotta be like that? I WAS BEING HILARIOUSLY RACIST! COME ON! :eek
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LET's SCANDALIZE SOME ASTERISKES! :eek
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