Let's eat out
 

Eating out a girl while she's on her period isn't as bad as you'd think it is. It just tastes a scant irony. There's like this split-second hesitant moment when I pull off her panties and there's that maxipad in all its stained glory but then im like fuck it, 69 is a pretty damn good number.

Discuss.

i always confuses girls cum with my saliva and think i'm drooling but they're just soakin wet ya know :x

i thought this was going to be a thread about fancy restaurants

This was a bit vulgar, even by i-mockery standards

But not by sevenforce standards.

It's called "Getting your red wings"

Seven Force you little Shit! I'm gonna kick your little fucking ass!

:lol

fair enough

This sounded quite poetic when I read it for the first time until I realized what you meant.

more like indignant cunt

Sup Seven Force.

nothin, sup with you Fathom Zero?

Watching the game, havin' a Bud.

Tired of the dating game.

watchin' the game, havin a bud

People suck, dude. :(

where are you lookin' for dates exactly?

I dunno. School.

The problem is that girls are idiots. Well, I think people in general are idiots and beneath me but I'm only trying to date women at the moment.

A Scant Irony would be a great Lifetime Original Movie title starring Meredith Baxter if she were young enough to have periods

Dude lemme tell you something that'll change your life its called The Ladder Theory perhaps you've heard of it

Hahaha :lol. I know the Ladder Theory.

I don't have any real urge to date. So I'm at a loss. I've come to the logical conclusion that it is what I'm missing in my life. But I'm not a serious guy by nature.

if you dont have a real urge to date, then its probably not whats REALLY missing in your life. you'll meet plenty of girls, trust me.

im not saying that without trying a lil bit that one will fall into your lap, it just happens when you dont really expect it, thats how i got with my ex and my current girl

id suggest using this time to pursue some interests outside of school and work, if not to meet new people and a potential date but maybe to fill that somewhat empty feeling. id suggest religion too but its not for everyone :(