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Nothing like biting into a cookie and meeting with a sickening crunch.

I spotted the best name for a Halloween 5K today: "Run For Your Life".

Hey kitsa, how about you buy real fig newtons instead of the dollar store ones. My brand name ones don't have seeds.

Fig Newtons are one of the few types of biscuit that I have found are better when you get brand name. Luckily for me hobnobs aren't.

Unless I want them chocolate. Dammit! >:

THIS IS NOW THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD.

THIS THREAD CAN STOP BEING THE YOUTUBE THREAD NOW, OR STAY IT... I DON'T CARE

omg science

Despite being awesome, I'm sure I'd still make a mess with that sauce packet. :eek

You'd shoot it all over your distinguished attire.

I own thirteen suits. I have food stains on them all. :eek

I never learned how to eat right. >:

or color in the lines

No, that's Zhukov

Final preparations are being made for my kid's participation in a citywide halloween event. She's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in a red and blue tinsel-wrapped stroller that's wired to play the Ghostbusters theme, and she's giving out packages of halloween mini-marshmallows.

We might very well be the most obnoxious presence there.

Hey guys, I just visited the asian market.

I bought lemon creme wafers.

nig fewtons are racist

Just got the last piece of my halloween costume. My girl is going as a flapper so I got a pinstripe suit and hat to match. Then I decided to get some devil horns and a pitchfork. Going to cut holes in the front of the hat for the horns. I'm going as "GANGSTER AS HELL"

Now the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i o n.

Guess who got first place in her age group and a kickass trophy that's fun to chew!?!

I knew we were okay when I saw one of the judges dressed as Egon.

gah damn you for getting that stuck in my head. That CD and the one after it were two of the first CDs I ever got.

Having the judge dressed as egon is a great sign. Congrats on the trophy too :)

It was one of my first cd's too, after the "Do America" soundtrack.

You guys are young.

Only in years.

I had an extensive vinyl collection before I ever had CDs. Strangely enough, I only had three cassette tapes.

I had a cd burner before that album even came out.