Whoops, forgot the :love

Nothing but :love 4 GW

I had a dream last night where I opened up a giant, rusty vault door from like 1880's New York City. There were ghosts and monsters and stuff inside, like a haunted boiler room, only when you got lost, you couldn't find your way back out. But I did. Then Koreans were invading my city at night and I tried to run back home and one of them pointed his rifle at me. I cried and yelled, "Don't shoot. I'm a boy!" He told me to get on the ground. I did, sobbing.

And that's the last thing I remember doing in that dream before my dumbass friend kicked me in the head.

Why were you kicked in the head?

How should I know? He probably thought it'd wake me up. I mean, if someone was sleeping, a foot in the face can drive home a point fast.

Zomboid did you hear about the watchmen movie that's going to come out?

Yeah it looks like it's gonna really suck a fat one :(

WHOA! NEW LOOK!

I feel like I should be the boy in your avatar, Rongi. Jus cuz I love titties so damn much.

I'm still an ass man though, but we'll keep that a secret so nobody but the internet knows.

I did, and yeah it will probably suck a whole lot :(

OMGOMGOMG! SITE REDESIGN IS LIVE! OMGOMGOMG! HERE'S HERE'S A DETAILED LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS CHANGED!

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...-new-i-mockery

Nice redesign & everything. Could we have a little note at the top of the page for the next few days saying "No 'Hi I am new' threads!" so all the new people, that I'm going to be really nice to, get the frikking idea?

I've changed my mind. I don't like the new lag. It feels like dial-up. :x

MOCKERY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

Wrongers.

The lag you're experiencing has nothing to do with the redesign. Late at night our server stats run and it causes lag. I even doubled checked with tech support and they confirmed it: "Your server is swapping due to the amount of RAM analog stats uses. Likely, it will not speed up until this completes."

YOUR FACE :picklehat

I guess that means everything is just perfect. >:

Well done. >:

I give this redesign an A+

Props especially for the search list, which unlike a lot of other sites is totally not shitty and completely functional.

The alarming speed with which I found the old Lawstripz article was

uh

Alarming!

26 & still using the wacky location of Earth? :rolleyes
Also was it necessary to say 'shits nobody cares about' five times? This is the internet, if you like something there is every chance a guy on here likes to have sex with it. ;)

Hey Seven Force! :lol

The subforums keep moving around. It's damn near enough to drive a drunk guy MAD! :eek

I have nothing to talk about. Nephews however did get us all sick on New Years eve. Thanks a lot!

Hey folks. It's 2008 here now. We got jetpacks & sexy space aliens. :D

You guys better get here fast before we run out, like last year. ;)

PUB LOVER I DO NOT WANT TO APPEAR RUDE BUT ZAKO IS MEGA COOL AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

But anyway enjoy the future buddy

i aint nothin' but a horndog

Give me a week or so to get used to this new design because I HATE CHANGE :throwschairs