I'm here. The fun can stop now. PUB!

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

It's OK! I have NO problem talking to myself! I'm the most interesting person I know anyway!

In fact, I hereby deem page 1495 as the All-Pandajuice page!

Don't cockblock.

FUCK! Did you searched for No Retreat No Surrender too?

This guy weared the Predator suit in the first movie, right?

Nope. He was supposed to, but he withdrew because he was afraid of being injured.

The guy who wore the predator suit in the 1st and 2nd movie was kevin Peter Hall, may he rest in peace :(

The sascuath of Harry And The Hendersons was role made by that dude too, i always thoght that was Hulk Hogan inside that suit

I guess the first guy who was afraid of getting hurt had a reason to be afraid..

He didn't die because of an accident during the filming.

I've got a twelve hour work day & enough seconds here & there to have this window open in the background, then I have four hours of free time that I use to kick back & relax so I spend it here. All while so drunk I could fall over.

I miss the days of unemployment where my sole preoccupation was posting here. I got to sleep in.

Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
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From: Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
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I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!

:lol

:pagebrak

I need shock treatment :tear

Beautiful girl, love the dress. High school smile, oh yes. Where she is now I can only guess. Gone baby, gone. I can tell by the way that you move and walk, I can see by the way that you baby talk. I know by the way that you treat your man I can love you baby, until it's a CRIME!

Where can I find a woman like that? I'm looking in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me. I've been funny & been cool with the lines. Isn't that the way love is supposed to be? Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

El Pila is not restricted by the 24 posts per page standard. He is just that awesome.

Thank you. ;)

:lol I'll post something more appropriate when my small child is not unfolding all my clean laundry right next to me. Cause you know, that would be creepy.

Liquid won't mind.

I don't even know what prodigious means. Back in my day penis ads were simple, with words like "big" and "rod".