maybe they will let them back in when we elect a blackman for the president

ha, he'll never get into the white house!

oh jesus! is that the ****** smasher? that was my favorite wrestler in 1993

COCKTOBERFIST

Happy Birthday, Asila. :)

It's been raining for 45 fucking hours >:

It rained for about five minutes yesterday morning.

It wasn't even enough to wet the palm of my hand.

Milhouse is so wet.

Why am I going to Oktoberfest today

it's not even Oktober

Hey dude Doctor Pizza is back, in sadfaceemoticon form :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MvwBOY4Uhk

So wet that he needed to use a towel to BLANK himself off :eek

49 hours or something what the hell am I supposed to do all day sit on my computer :rolleyes

CAUSE YOU'D BE OUT HAVING CRAZY SEX-CAPADES OTHERWISE, RIGHT?

The UPS girl wouldn't let me move any of the boxes that she considered heavy. When a 5'6", 110 pound girl suggests you go sit down, you know you look like shit.

Yeah, you are.

Hi forum I don't write on anymore, it's my birthday. You sent me an email wishing me a happy birthday, and darned if I wouldn't have forgotten all about it without that.
Seriously.

I didn't forget about YOU, lady

Pub said happy birthday on this page and you better acknowledge that or else you'll find 9 pages of depressed-Pub Lover binge posting

WHOA he did! I didn't even realize...

Thank you Pub. I still don't think you're a jerk.

And Guitar Woman, you sexy man/woman beast

Happy birthday! THIS IS MY VERY SPECIAL PRESENT:

:pagebrak