SHOUTS THE TRUTH, PEACEFULLY

This was my lunch today.

It's a meal for people that look at red X themed food and think "How can I make this nerdier?".

yea verily.

My foot's asleep and I don't have to work for the ballet tomorrow!
Yay!

I've got a 4 day weekend. Huzzah!

What's the occasion?

Columbus Day. Gotta love working for the federal government.

Columbus... what a hack.



"Oooh, look at me! I found someplace where there are already people."

:lol

plymouth rock landed on pac man

And it hurt like hell. :lol2

So, apparently even if you rape and murder a bunch of people. As long as you discover a new continent where there's already people living there you'll go down as a hero in the annals of history.

Also: yay! 4 day weekend too!

i don't get columbus day off but i get the day after thxgiving off in exchange, and i guess thats still one of those "ha ha take that indians" sort of holidays so what the hey

I actually have Saterday and Sunday off this week! I am really moving up in the world.

The carrots are the only thing I can figure out.

Carrots, spring rolls, edamame, some malaysian fruit jelly thing, roasted soybeans, rice, cheese, and an apple.

My lunch didn't look as fancy and is much less healthy but it came with Monopoly sqares, so I'd call it a draw.

MOTHER FUCKER, I CAN'T EVEN POINT AT A BLACK MAN AND SAY "THAT ONE" NOW. I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO ******.

You can do either, but if you don't get elected president you only have yourself to blame.

GASDFASGSDFGSDDSSDAGFDA

HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE TODAY >:

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Take a drink from my magic potion

True, you're gonna really feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine