lol, the 2nd thing he ever said to me was nice, that was the only time I've seen him be nice.

my fort was awesome and you all need to stop the hate

EXACTLY.

Going to drink myself stupid.
I'll be back when I've reached maximum retardation levels.

You know what's really good for drinking yourself stupid...

Those new Mike's Whatevertinis (the noncarbonated ones in the smaller bottles)

Those go down like candy and you don't even remember how many you've had until your ass hits the floor.

I do love my scotch, but I love the whatevertinis too.

Smirnoff's grape tastes like Laffy Taffy.
I loves it.

ooooh yeah it does. The sour apple stuff does too but it's almost too sweet

Shut the fuck up!>:



haha j/k:squigly

Let the ladies drink dood.

K somehow this fails to land the ladiez IRL LOL.

What, telling them to shut the fuck up? You have to follow through with a backhand if you want them to fall in love with you.

I have so much to learn.

I got JOAT a girl, didn't I? Now if only I had a place to disperse my medical wisdom.

I knew it was you! :squigly

You're drunk, what was me?

I always thought it should be kind of insulting to a guy, the notion that you have to get a girl drunk to get her to do anything with you. What's that old joke, you so ugly you gotta tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

Which reminds me of this great video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rydKvNfREq4

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Canzo Empyrean

:rolleyes

How many pedo bears can you find?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4...1036748ou0.jpg

YOU PEOPLE

YOU

I found 15

Grislygus needs to come back on, I feel like yelling at someone tonight

WELL FUCK YOU GUYS THEN

DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN?