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---> science thread. apologies.
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If they really did send it faster than the speed of light, wouldn't it have arrived before they pushed the button to send it?
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Exactly. Figure that one out, boffins.
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So I guess we're done with the pram maven thing, huh
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Let's talk about boners
When was the last time you had a boner? |
This morning. Boners are funny. Even the word is funny; boner. I also like the word 'penis'. I'm convinced that's the funniest word in the English vocabulary.
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I like to call it a dingus sometimes
P sure I took that from Dr. Steve Brule when he talked about ripping hair from your dick and eating it. He called it a dingus Anyway I'm about have a boner soon |
One time, Portland animator Don Carlson, the namby-pamby pedoSmurf rubbed up against me with someone else's boner. Fucked me the freak out.
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Thinking about Steve Brule boners me up sometimes, too.
I have the first four seasons of Tim and Eric on my harddrive here in Afghannyland, and boy do Afghans love it. They also love 'Big Trouble in Little China' almost as much as I do. |
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I never would have thought Afghans would like T&E
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So when is Don Carlson going to kill the president?
Any guesses? Is he gonna do it with a cross bow? Or pull string? |
Yeah and I'm not talking about the Afghans that speak English and are somewhat Americanized, I'm talking about the tribals who are avid believers in Pashtunwali. The Afghans that pretty much are convinced that we're just the Russian reinforcements.
These are the guys that watch Tim and Eric and laugh their asses off. They may not even get it, and it may just be due to politeness, but man is it a hoot. |
In the year 2073, Portland animator Don Carlson will kill the president...by being reincarnated inside of him.
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Yeah.
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It also could be due to the fact that every Afghan smokes dank shit on the reg and therefore things T&E is hilarious.
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Hey Shyandquietguy, we never talk. How are you?
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I'm doin fine. In fact I'm just as flabbergasted as Rongi about the T&E being so popular. Then I read about the dank afganny nugs. :lol
You should introduce them to Mitch Hedburg PS, No! How are YOU? ;) |
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Also tbh when I used to smoke a lot of weed (I quit smokin herb a year and a half ago), I used to find T&E a lot funnier. I still think they're gr8, but the herb made it something transcendentally brilliant |
As much as I'd love to introduce them to such great comedy like Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks, I just think that will go over their head. They know the basics of English: Fuck, Shit, Damn etc...but they're more into the physical humor of things. They cracked up when Tim and Eric rubbed brownies all over each other, or when Eric rubbed balloons all up on his crotch and ass area, but didn't get the subtleties of the Innernette humor and skits like that where basic understanding of the English language would be helpful.
But yeah these guys know how to blaze. I don't partake, since I'm in the Army afterall, but I am very much looking forward towards my enlistment ending and moving to Austin TX where I shall squeegee my third eye. |
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Fuck T&E Awesome Show. I don't hate it, but don't like it because it's the reason why they stopped doing Tom Goes to the Mayor. And I like that show a hell of a lot more. Another show that is kind of a spin-off that I liked a lot more was "Check it out with Steve Brule". That show was probably 20 times better than tim and eric.
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Hickman, do they constantly watch Tom and Jerry? PS: I am sorry but I can't think of too many physical oriented humor here. :(
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I never really got into Tom Goes To The Mayor, the art direction always bugged me. It was too ugly looking. Also the general tone of the show just kind of bored me. I've only seen like 4 episodes though.
Check It Out With Steve Brule, I only saw one episode but I thought it was pretty funny T&E has had some truly magnificent sketches, some of the best things I've seen. If you don't think Celery Man is some next level shit, I don't know what to tell you my man |
Hey Paul, I'm Tayne your latest dancer. And I cant wait to Enter-Tayne you.
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Yeah, but to see the 10 or so good sketches for tim and eric you also have to sit through 100 awful ones. All 7 episodes of Check it out were awesome though. Everything hit and there was no misses. And I've seen every episode of tom goes to the mayor and the more you see, the more it gets great. There are a few not so great episodes, but other than that, it's fantastic. Tim and Eric can go several episodes without making me really laugh at all though. I have seen every episode of T&E, Tom Goes to the Mayor, and Check it out. Check it out is really the best of all of them followed by mayor and then T&E.
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I oughta shank you with a pulwar koko.
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hey guys that crazy desperate for attention suicide bomber rapist was talking to you
didnt you notice |
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It should also be noted that no matter how remote these places are that I go to, all the locals seem to know who John Cena is. It's remarkable.
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I just saw k0k0's avatar on weather.com
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:lol I saw him on like cnn or something too once.
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I now picture KoKo as an old man who is easily exasperated with things.
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Hickman, what is your company our platoon or whatever?
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I'm sure that's confidential information.
If he told us, he'd have to kill us all. |
Did you see it with the advertisement that went with it, or did you see it as someone's avatar. If you saw it as an avatar, those thieving bitches! If you saw it as an advertisment, I'm a thieving bitch!
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k0k0 again
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It was an ad for LOWERMYBILLS.com, the dude is rolling his eyes because he's tired of paying so much money!
In fact, it's probably the only ad I've seen of its kind with a normal looking person in it. Google image search "lowermybills" |
Finally. I've been wondering what advertisement it was for since I used a screen cap program and was concentrating more on capturing it before it changed to a different ad. I never really paid attention to the advertisement itself. Finally that annoyingness in the back of my head is solved. Thank you Milhouse backwards.
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YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME, K0K0 KHANEL
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I saw one that was like 20 kokos in a row.
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A k0nga line of magestic old geezers?
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While making the James Quall face
Sup Milhouse? |
Not much man I'm unemployed and feeling pretty useless
Should I join the army and help you fight bad guys? |
I thought you had to be a member to download anything from Demonoid
'Cause I'm definitely downloading something anyway |
You can download a few things a week from demonoid before they stop you. You want a demonoid referral?
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do i have to have sex with you :(
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Nah, thanks for the offer though. It's in your mail.
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I've been considering joining the military but then i realized they'd probably frown on my womanly good looks :(
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Not anymore they won't, the more feminine the better
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The military's great. I will never regret the time I've spent with my comrades in this shithole of a country. That being said, I don't know how people can make it their career. It's such a simple life...99% of it is showing up at the right place at the right time and in the right uniform. I personally desire more outta life then just that.
It's a good way to mature as a young person. I joined as a nineteen year old douche whose young dumb and full of cum. I'm now twenty-two and I'm still a douche, but a douche with some awesome war stories...and the Post 9/11 GI Bill to boot. |
I assume you are still full of cum as well
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I just got off of mid-tour leave about two months ago...so not as bad as one would think.
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Fort Campbell is actually in Kentucky :themoreyouknow
Leave is great, though. It was easily the best two weeks of my year. |
That makes sense then, he said it was right on the borderline but I couldn't remember which state it actually was.
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Nobody called you three days later. That's when you went all drama queen posting about your bloody rectum and how you were going to kill yourself unless we call.
Now sit in the corner and play with your clay. |
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Pram, if you didn't hate on mexicans and other races that aren't white so much, maybe you'd be taken seriously.
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If you're referring to those three posts in Loveline, a mod did that.
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Yeah of course, just like you did everything else on here as a "character."
Get bent you fucking child molester. |
Shy, it's not fair to be typecast as something I'm not just because a mod had a problem with me.
Also, where did this child molesting thing come from? You don't make any sense. |
I didn't do anything here that was particularly bad. If you're going to pick on someone, at least pick on someone who deserves ridicule. I just tell jokes and make animated GIFs.
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To be fair we do pick on people who deserve ridicule, and we pick on you cause it is fun :P
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You're an asshole and a suck up Don Carlson. On top of that, there are rumors of you being a racist pedophile which makes me uncomfortable with your presence. On top of that, you lie. First you say that you are unable to be hired due to a thread here. Then you say you're just kidding about that. Then you threaten the president with rape. It's just one thing after another and all you bring is drama, Pram. And what's this I hear about you poisoning a church choir?
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Dammit Pram, I know you think i-mockery is holding your career back but I am going to just flat out say it:
Do you really want to work for a company who would actually take i-mockery.com, and not even the articles, but the forums, seriously? Would you buy product from a company that said, "I get all my employee background checks done on i-mockery.com"? You saying the forums have put your career in jeopardy is bullshit and everyone but you knows it. EDIT: The hilarious thing is some people are probably thinking, "No Pent, telling Pram that will pull the curtain back" But he won't believe me anyway so it doesn't matter :lol |
No, no, I KNOW that!
I just don't want people calling me a racist and a pedophile when I steal peoples' cars and run them over for insurance money. It's not that you're calling me a criminal that bothers me, it's the fact that you're accusing me of the type of crimes I don't do. For instance, racism: why pick on one or two "minority" races when you can just pick on the white devil? HOME RUN! I'm starting a campaign to hang white people from maple trees. Fucking white people, there's too many of them. And they're lazy, too. When was the last time you ever saw a white person picking berries in the fields? Also, who owns those fields? Whitey does. Doesn't pay his immigrant workers enough, either. Not only does ol' Paleface screw over all the other races, but he doesn't even know what color he is. He calls himself white. He's PEACH WITH SOME GREEN IN IT. Also, pedophilia: it would be a lot of WORK to fit a FREAKISHLY LARGE PENIS in a little girl or boy. If I wanted a small hole, I'd fuck a midget with their mouth open. Hell, I'm having a hard enough time getting in fat girls, and they have larger cunts than the skinny ones. My only hope of ever getting laid is meeting a giantess with a 12 inch gash. |
Not to mention you did the equivilent of shitting in a neighbors backyard and then demand you be best buds with them.
So you admit that you think black people hate whites on the spot? Way to go captain progressive. Edit: Why did Pram Maven not feel satisfied with his first sexual encounter? Because he discovered she had a rape fetish. |
Ah, I apologize for those early posts. I was nervous because everyone else was really funny and I was intimidated by their brilliance.
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No you weren't you fucking manipulative cunt.
This is why my play on him on his first date works. If you don't get your way you just weasel right on in. And personally I think that for how long you've ridden this ride without any real improvement would be a nice message to future employers how unstable you are. Edit: Why did PRam MAven cross the road? To kill a black person. |
I've only raped one person in my entire life: my mom, when I was being born. Raped her with my whole body.
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So oedipus is your state?
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No, Oregon.
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Last week someone called in a complaint that has not happened yet.
Today they called back and wanted to know what I did about the complaint. I told him I did nothing, because the problem does not yet exsist. Then they said "well the least you could do is put the fear of God into them, so they won't do what I say is going to happen. I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone. I was promptly yelled at and hung up on. ..and today is only Monday |
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Why does Pram Maven only have sex with children?
Because that's the only people he can identify with. Edit: Why does Pram Maven hate Obama? Because the birther boom finally gave him someone to emphasize with. |
Why does Shyandquietguy stay in his house most of the time and post on I-mockery?
Because he is fugly. |
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Or B: He has full sized adult genitalia. |
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Because we're 100X nicer to him than anyone whose ever met him in person. |
Why did Pram Maven call Shyandquietguy fat?
I don't know, maybe that's what tedious little faggots do when confronted on the internet in lieu of dodging shit and not owning up to their problems. |
Why are the only racist jokes coming from Shy and Thrash0?
Because they know more than I do. |
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Because it reminds him what he is. Why does Thrash0 have an animated GIF of Dane Cook acting obnoxious? Because it is his lifelong dream to be as mediocre as him. |
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Because he's an idiot. Why does Pram Maven think my avatar is of Dane Cook? Because he's an idiot. Why does the child molesting pedophile necrophiliac racist failed-abortion Pram Maven not have any friends? |
I think a shunning is in order.
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Shyandquietguy would have a valid complaint, because sadly you are real.
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I'm just surprised that someone could mistake Charlie for Dane Cook.
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Not getting the reference. Charlie?
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