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Oh bugger.

I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

Puns. :lol

ZING!

My brother just got back from a vacation in England. He went to watch a Top Gear taping and did this:

http://www.everymanracing.co.uk/

He also sent back a t-shirt that said "my brother went to London and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

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Use it to pick up dog barf.

IM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A PIGEON. THOSE THINGS ARE ALMOST PEOPLE.

IT LANDED IN THE ROAD AND ITS LITTLE STUPID HEAD WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN I DROVE OVER IT AND IT MADE A NOISE AND I KNEW THAT THAT NOISE WAS ITS HEAD WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN LOOKING AT ME WITH DUMBFOUNDED INNOCENCE.

Now the ratio of pigeons that know not to land in the road vs the vast majority of the shitbirds is a little better. Well done.

Maybe it was suicidal.

Did K's town run out of hungry cats?

Also, what would have to happen for a pigeon to want to end it all?

Being a pigeon.

I would enjoy being a pigeon. :(

Just watch out for Kahl.

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

That would be your auto-onanism clouding your judgement again.

SHIT, I forgot that it was Sam that I accused of being a persistant wanker earlier. :dunce
Sorry Dylan. :x

I love you anyway, baby.

PIGEONS NEED TO HAVE SELF-RESPECT TOO. PEOPLE AND PIGEONS ARE NOT SO MUCH UNALIKE.

PROBABLY SOME LITTLE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF IT AND TOLD IT IT HAD NO SOUL OR SOMETHING

AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF VENERATION FOR THE STATUE OF ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI

THAT WORD SUCKS CAUSE SOMEBODY COULD BE LIKE OH AN "ASS IS I" THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE NOW ISNT IT KAHLJORN :COY

"Tad Limp" was Pub's porn name.

I wish you would have run over a seagull instead.

:bestthread

BUT IF I RAN OVER A SEAGULL THEN IT COULDNT FIND CHICKS, MAKE EGGS. YOU WANT TO RUIN ITS CHANCE TO FIND CHICK MAKE EGG? ASSHOLE.

YOU STUPID BUNNIES YOU HAVE NO CHICKS!