I hope that spider crawls up your dick and lays eggs in your bladder.

Yeah!

Hey, I missed you.

so i bought blotter stuffs

good plan

I pmed it to Mockery. It's a bit north of him but maybe worth it.

To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?

I like spiders more than bugs. It's weird. I used to be really afraid of them.

yeah no need to worry guys, so long as it doesn't kill you it doesn't matter if it hurts like holy hell.

also you should play with strange snakes cause as long as it doesn't rattle, have red on yellow, or a white mouth it's not gonna kill you!

and you only have to worry about those brown bears, you know

it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders, there's obvious reasoning for the hatred. they're obnoxious little bastards that get in your face, crawl all over your shit and regularly bite peoples' defenseless asses. no other insects do that. you can call them cutesey curious and just say that it's not their fault and they're good for gardening and w/e else but don't cry when someone squashes them. it's not like you're any better sending those crickets to their deaths.

The only vicious spider I've ever seen (and the bite is really only about as bad as a wasp) is the wolf spider. I give them pretty wide berth when I see them.

at least we're not in australia with zhukov, where the spiders chase you :(

hahahaha

i like jumping spiders, they're adorable :(

THEY'RE SO VICIOUS! I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE SO TINY AND FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR.

I think somewhere earlier in the thread I said that it was unusual for me to be weird about the size of that one wolf spider because I'm normally very spider-friendly. I relocate if they're compatible with the outside world.

I have a different attitude about Yellow Sac spiders because they are dangerous, particularly because I have a curious infant in the house. Their bites are painful and can cause necrosis. We've had a mini-infestation of Yellow Sac spiders in this area for the past couple of years and I don't want to go looking for trouble. I vacuum them up when I see them, then get rid of the vacuum bag. I don't know whether they survive the vacuuming but I know the bold jumping spiders I've vacuumed do, so I picture this sort of spider fight club going on in there.

Anyway, that sort of cold decision favoring your family's welfare is the sort of thing that happens hormonally when you have a kid.

But there are so many legs!

Tonight!!!!!

Yes they are.

I gave into it many years ago.

Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

Thank you. :) Right back at you both. ;) :love :orgasm :eek