died as a result of injuries sustained during an altercation with mixed martial artist Brock Lesnar.

Welcome to the board, lol. :eek

DYLAN'S NIPPLES!

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Don't forget lady, I have access to your pics, Gimp. and an gif animator.

Welcome to the wonderful world of internet game criticism! We won't pay you for your efforts, and nobody is going to read your articles, assuming your editors even get off their fat asses and upload them within the next decade. Also, as we abhor anything that might discuss a topic in a thoughtful manner, we're going to have to ask you to keep your articles under 1,000 words.

And I could handle the first two, but oh, fencing with the big wigs about article length. It's like they're allergic to in-depth game exploration, and don't realize that we are, in fact, on the internet, an entity capable of essentially infinite data storage. They also seem to glean sexual pleasure from rejecting perfectly servicable shit. I thought the point of editors was quality control, so that you could bounce your work back and forth until they helped you pop all the zits and polish it to perfection, but I guess everything I learned in J103 was a big fat fabrication and they're really out to fuck you in the eye socket.

Maybe I should just start drinking again.

The only editorial thing that Esuohlim pulled on me was to say he didn't want to post a hidden picture on his website using 'java bullshit' as he put it. :eek

I am comparing what you said to my time pretending to be funny on the internet. :eek

Rather than my day job in cowboy journalism where editors and journalists do their damn work. :eek

Oy, put in a good reference for me and I'll allow some buttsex.

I'm serious, too.

Seeing as this is probably just a large cry for attention, and seeing as I usually skip your more than one paragraph opinions on video games, I don't know why I am aksing you to post a possible link to this article. Post it somewhere and I'll read it and give honest criticism.

If you're serious about writing gw then you really shouldn't turn your nose up at word limits.

Oh god, you don't know the first thing about writing.



But, if you are serious, I highly HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY suggest you get the book "Writing with Style" by John Trimble.

It's the single most important book I own. Seriously, you have no idea how much this will help someone like you, unless you're not receptive to criticism - in which case you're a lost cause, anyway, and it won't matter.

Her dog died, not her.

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I can't believe Brock Lesnar killed Amanda Bynes' dog.

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:boob stress reliever is probably not appropriate for work desks :(

dude. whenever you say anything GW you always like a washed up british psuedo-intellect that's seventy years old and smells like dead smoke and spent his life working bitterly for 'the man' in order to support his secret hobby of collecting locks of hair.


which is dumb, because you're like a baby and not even old enough to drink.

I'd give advice but then he would bring up my painful past of old age and meth abuse.

:(

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