Everyday is a weekend for me. Shrub, let's see pics of your pussy, and by pussy I mean your kitty :wink

Why would that asspie think my avatar is a guinea pig? I wonder if they have tall legs where he lives,

He's no kitty.
He's a fat grumpy bastard.

And we all know i have no idea how to post pics...

lol, in photo bucket there are 4 links under the picture, you want the last one. It's called image code. just copy and paste that in here and it will work. Try it.

Fat grumpy bastard? He sounds like me.

So Shrub, do you kiss girls? I bet you do you little tart. Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

here goes:

Shrub, let's see pics of your pussy, and by pussy I mean your vagina :x

Tadao, your lap is a long way away.

See, I can teach you a lot of things ;)

That is not a fat cat, he is more of a content cat.

That is a very fat and grumpy cat. :eek

Is my photobucket working again? Can you see this?

That is not content. That is 'yes you have a camera, stop chasing me with it and feed me. If only i had opposable thumbs...'

I meant content as in body width

The girth of your pussy is content looking.

In that case, then yes.

And the dancing kitty is there.

:D
That makes me happy.

This has been edited in order to not make people I don't mind afraid here.

That is a backup avatar I never used. If I stray from bunny, people get cofused and I lose my awesome identity. OHNOES!

The power of the bunnies.
So far all of mine have been me...

I'm simple like that.

And I was you as well. That confused you a little. Always remeber I was te first to truley love you here. Not Sam not Esu. ME DAMMIT IT WAS ALWAYS ME!

Apparently you could go crazy and use a guinea pig or gerbil or something and very few people would be wiser :\

Granted these new bunnies I use are a little rat looking.

:D
My mother keeps seeing that over my shoulder, and wanting to leave a comment about 'abusing her baby'
Then i tell her to go away.

I like Sundays better because I have off work finally. Only 3 more hrs left of work.

That is hawt. I need a spanking.

Ugh I feel like puking, I think I'm still sick.

We need more Shrub pictures. I've jerked off to the other one to many times already.

Haha. Surely you used my photobucket link? Everyone else did!

Used it up :( I need more material!

Btw you should put the cat in a different folder so it doesn't show up on the sldeshow :(

I thought it might be an interesting change.

This is still my favorite though.

Ah, the babies.

But then i got my hair cut.

So, you guys wanna cyber or what?

Oh man I went into a "chat room" and it was fucking shit.

I would like to hear more.

I guess this is now big news around the world, this guy shooting himself.
This video is so goddamn surreal, there's marching band music playing and giant block letters saying 'HE GETS SHOT' or 'STUCK ON SHOT' or something, then some guy throws a 2x4 off the porch and the camera zooms in to show the old guy pissed himself. It's so comical in a fucked up way, it's hard not to laugh at :\

Then I think about how much of a horrible bastard I am for laughing.

I also feel bad about laughing at the video but i wanna see the whole thing without block letters, a clean movie like they used to do oon Faces of Death vol 1, 2 and 3. :x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5odZ...eature=related

:lol

:x


Today I seem to be overly believing and visualizing everything I read.

Not a day to be online. :x


:x :x :x

:x

..

Nor a good day for me to be posting then :x

Holy shit! Wycliffe tv-theme KICKS ASS more than I remembered

NOSTALGASM :x

If I knew how to play violin, this would be the song I'd play 24/7

I doubt it'll take four years for Harper to get cranky again. :rolleyes

OUCH! Pwned again! :(

I always read that in my head as 'pounded' and as today is a visual day, I had a flash of me slamming my dick in your submissively offered posterior. :(

Never imagining that again is a very good word for that word not EVER being used again. >:


:wank

Good reason... :rolleyes


Sorry, beating off too furiously to check my wording. ;)


:orgasm

Glad I could be useful for SOMETHING around here. :\

PICZ PLZ! :eek

Believe me it's best left to the imagination. :(

WANT YER COCK! :(

at least shrubfest uses proper grammar when requesting genitals

Really depends how thick her accent is. :(

She may really WAN T' COCK! :eek

And she isn't even talking about penis, silly slang. :(

After looking at the secret santa thread, I hae come to the conclusion that I am the only good looking one here.

You so are, T-Dawg! :love

WANT YER COCK! :eek

picz plzkthnks :(

;)

Hey how come none of you fags brought the Discworld books to my attention earlier >:

I just finished the second one. It's like a fantasy series I don't feel gay for reading but still feel a little gay for reading in public :(

OMG LIAR

EVERY MONTH WE TALK ABOUT IT.

Seriously

There was a big fucking discussion about them when I first registered because I listed him as my favourite author >:

I HAVE YOU ALL ON IGNORE, CASE CLOSED

..

Esu, you know a ****** girl? Hook me up!

I know several :smug

They all look like skinny-ass white girls though so if you like butts then fergetaboutit

Like them all

I don't know about this boob thing.

i am just amazed that our new firewall hasn't blocked this site yet. i would cry if they did, those IT bastards.

I'm goddamn tired today

Me too and I have a lot to do. :(

I'm tired everyday. :sick
What boob thing? :x

Nevermind, I found the boobs. :puke

Haha, j/k. You're lovely ladies and I'd have sex with you all if you let me. :tear

TSI TSI TSI TSIIIIN
TSII TSII TSII TSI TSI TSI TSIIIIIN

:boohoo

i love when people lie to me. makes me want to strangle them.

*frustrated*

pub: you know you wouldn't.

I find this extremely fascinating please tell me more and add me to your mailing list.

I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones, so I never wanted to read his books until one of my professors had me sit down and read The Truth and Small Gods, at which point I realized just how much of a wry sumbitch the guy is. Then the inevitable happened and I became a fan, only it takes me an average of four hours to finish a <500 page book and I went and read all of them and now I need more cynical, satiric writing


Also fuck that Aaarg thread, man, fuckers don't like Sam Adams what the hell, man

We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Autobaaahn society
We've gained notoriety,
With our games

They call it
impriety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names

But it's not against any religiooon
To want to dispose of a pigeon

Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

I got it!
It's your modesty.
It's sweet and unassuming.

You mean that 'dying' thing he did, right?

He did a lot of stuff for magazines, worked on various adaptations of the Guide (movies and plays and things), did The Meaning of Liff. I love The Meaning of Liff.

I love Douglas Adams too :(

I have a cat that's taunting my dog and if she keeps on doing it and driving the dog nuts I've got this horrible urge to lock them in a crate together and see who wins >:(

Of course I wouldn't but the barking is making me lose my mind.

You answer sucks.

Well, besides the 2 other books you mentioned, the Dirk Gently duo.

I-I'm done now.


:love