brb sam i need a cigarette

ill be back in like 5 or so minutes, i sweaar!

hey milhouse
im bored as shit, so i started rereading your articles on your site
they're funny :(

Does anyone want to play Jacks, You know, to alleviate the boredom.

Is that the one where you have to pick up the things (possibly called jacks) for some reason?

Saturday was homecoming and I danced my little heart out it was fun and I had a mink coat of course it was fake but it was super funny because I looked like a pimp guys that's why I won funniest of my class because I do crazy stuff like that plus I got all the ladies haha

Man that does sound really super extremely funny, you sound like a mad and crazy guy who all the cool cats want to hang with. Funniest in the class? Try funniest in the WORLD with a stunt like that.
Oh mercy I think my trousers just blew off in merryment at the whole affair.

I know itsnt it great i dont wanna sound cocky but i am a funny guy ask any of my friends lol

METAL MILITIA IS: THE JOKE ECHOER

The team I was on beat everyone in the quiz-bowl.

I captained a quiz bowl team that got 12th in state, and I came from a school of farmers.

That just brought back memories of Academic Super Bowl which was all bullshit in my school because of nepotism and shit. And those fuckers made the topic the high middle ages after I graduated JUST BECAUSE I WAS GONE THAT YEAR.

I was in quiz bowl once, but I hated it. >:

What I did like was OM/DI [i think its different in different states]

We went to world one year, but I got nervous and started throwing up so we obv didn't win. :(

Did you throw up on the microphone? :x

nu uh i threw up in the hotel bathroom :(

i didn't even make it to the place before i got all nervous :x

oh and guys, Lay's french onion dip with nacho cheese doritos is like the greatest thing ever

I still have an account ;x

;x

Was Alphonse a jerk, I don't remember.

he was cool and lived in my town
but then he became a jerk and went to college and left me with no friends ;<

:picklehat

Ugh, Juttin finally leaves to meet his father in his after life and Zelda get banned and who shows up?

Father Spaz.

I swear they must be all one person, a syndicate of stupads.

Now fatty's back, this is the worse

EDIT EIDT n/m this is new page material!

To lighten the mood here's some Pub Lover correspondence from today.

i talk to pub sometimes on msn

he's a sad fellow :(

He wrote me a new article and I said I was going to put it up over the weekend haha whoops ;)

ahahha

IM TELLING :x