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Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 07:52 PM

Looking into a mirror is a fucking hassle, let me tell you. :(

GADZOOKS Jun 11th, 2006 04:29 AM

SevenForce more like Goatboy.

Juttin Jun 11th, 2006 06:56 AM

Goats go " Baaa " :(

camacazio Jun 12th, 2006 01:49 AM

I don't get it.

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2006 06:12 AM

I haven't slept a wink all night and all I've done since 10:00 is watch Clue. Over and over and over and over and over. Because I can't sleep because I'm way too wired on this awesome tea I made today.
It is now 5:39 AM on my clock.

Shifty Jun 12th, 2006 06:46 AM

Wow i havent bein able to sleep since i woke up at 6 wow. its 5: 13 wow!

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2006 07:05 AM

I haven't slept since 10:00 Am yesterday. I have the feeling that I'll be taking a rather long nap soon.

executioneer Jun 12th, 2006 07:19 AM

well jeez now i don't feel so special for having gone to bed at 8 am sunday >: thansk a lot jerks

executioneer Jun 12th, 2006 07:20 AM

lol doctor who killed the devil :D

MetalMilitia Jun 12th, 2006 09:11 AM

I just got back from a music festival where I say a lot of good bands.

Metallica celebrated the 20 year aniversary of Master of Puppets by playing the whole album in order. It was cool. Also they played a new song which was quite good.

I saw Guns and Roses (or more accuratly Axl Roses), and they played a lot of classics which was cool but it's just not the same when Axl is the only original member of the band. Plus he's a cunt and threatened to go home at least once.

Also I accidentally chucked some girls tent on a big fire because I thought it was rubbish (as in trash), she demanded £25 from me but I was heinously drunk so I just argued with her for a while then fucked off. She was all like "that was a limited edition scooby doo tent, it cost 25 quid!!!" pfffft bitch.

I heard a good joke too!

Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff... du dum tssss.

Juttin Jun 12th, 2006 10:36 AM

Scooby Doo tent, eh?

Knowing that, it must be grossly overpriced.....

Shifty Jun 12th, 2006 11:51 AM

Metallica can lick my sack. they suck. the new song sucks. Kill em all Master of puppets and Ride the lightning where the only good albums.

MetalMilitia Jun 12th, 2006 12:08 PM

I'm not such a big fan as I used to be a few years back but they put on a really good show and played some awsome metal.

Saw strapping young lad too, Devin Townsend is so fucking great, he said some really funny stuff in between songs like "Shove this up your cunt" and "Stick this in your pipe and smoke the piss out of it!". Not to mention they played really good music.

Shifty Jun 12th, 2006 12:47 PM

When i heard the song. it was just, well bleh. didnt really get my attention. i didnt even listen to all of it. but i hear kirks solo was bitchin. They arent what they use to be.

MetalMilitia Jun 12th, 2006 12:54 PM

I didn't think much of Kirk's solos. I mean the ones he did by himself, not the ones in songs. The solo during the unforgiven was orgasmic :o

Their new song was ok I guess. I'll definatly check out their new album on the off chance they have returned to form somewhat but i'm dubious.

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2006 11:52 PM

Elton Brown looks a lot like a younger Thomas Dolby.

Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2006 12:38 AM

This morning at 8, after not sleeping for about 22 hours, I decided to rest my eyes a bit. I wake up, shortly after, only to find that it was 4 PM. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Emu Jun 13th, 2006 09:00 AM

Why does this forum only go down when I'm at school? >:

MarioRPG Jun 13th, 2006 02:45 PM

MAGIC.

MarioRPG Jun 13th, 2006 07:33 PM

http://www.transformersmovie.com/
:eek :eek Why wasn't I informed?

camacazio Jun 13th, 2006 08:28 PM

That looks really bad ass :(

executioneer Jun 13th, 2006 08:31 PM

their counter's A LITTLE OFF :lol

camacazio Jun 13th, 2006 08:45 PM

HOW IS LIFE WILLIE

executioneer Jun 13th, 2006 09:25 PM

i really like the chili at wendy's :(

Seven Force Jun 13th, 2006 09:28 PM

Ewwww. :(

Emu Jun 13th, 2006 09:59 PM

I'm eating a porkburger. :eek

Sam Jun 13th, 2006 10:14 PM

I just had the best spaghetti ever. :(

Emu Jun 13th, 2006 10:21 PM

I want more fries.

Seven Force Jun 13th, 2006 10:33 PM

Fresh sliced turkey, shredded cheddar cheese, onions, wrapped in a tortilla.

Sam Jun 13th, 2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I'm eating a porkburger. :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Fresh sliced turkey, shredded cheddar cheese, onions, wrapped in a tortilla.

What do you fuckers think this is? The "What Are You Eating Right Now thread"??????????????? >:

Seven Force Jun 13th, 2006 10:46 PM

FUCK THIS THREAD

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2006 11:17 PM

>:

Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2006 11:18 PM

:bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :bestthread

Esuohlim Jun 13th, 2006 11:44 PM

Pub Lover only made one post :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2006 11:57 PM


Esuohlim Jun 14th, 2006 12:04 AM

Internet pictures of Michael J. Fox are required by law to move a little bit :(

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2006 12:09 AM

You're absolutely right. I'll get right on it.

Jixby Phillips Jun 14th, 2006 12:11 AM

great scot, miachel j fox has parkinsons disease!

ArrowX Jun 14th, 2006 12:33 AM


MY SUPPER!

thats gourmet shit right ther guys.

Esuohlim Jun 14th, 2006 12:49 AM

Show the rest of the series where you're shoveling the entire contents of the plate into your mouth in 15 seconds.

Seven Force Jun 14th, 2006 12:57 AM

That's fucking nasty as hell. It almost looks like someone came on his food. >:

Marc Summers Jun 14th, 2006 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
That's fucking nasty as hell. It almost looks like someone came on his food. >:

OH YA WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY CAME IN YOUR MOTHER TO MAKE YOU >:

executioneer Jun 14th, 2006 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Ewwww. :(

whaddaya mean eww have you tried it >:

Shifty Jun 14th, 2006 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
That's fucking nasty as hell. It almost looks like someone came on his food. >:


Thank you thank you!

Juttin Jun 14th, 2006 09:57 AM

Well, you call it gourmet, but I see imitation crab.


It's good, I know, but it's not gourmet. It's more of an expensive snack food.

Seven Force Jun 14th, 2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Ewwww. :(

whaddaya mean eww have you tried it >:

You know what? No. No I haven't. I heard it was was really watered down and didn't have a chili-like consistency that chili should have. That and it had no taste.

I'll try it today. I'll come back and let you know if I change my mind. :(

Seven Force Jun 14th, 2006 12:43 PM


Seven Force Jun 14th, 2006 12:45 PM

No one can stop Chemical Ali!

GADZOOKS Jun 14th, 2006 01:29 PM

A water based solution might do the trick.

executioneer Jun 14th, 2006 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You know what? No. No I haven't. I heard it was was really watered down and didn't have a chili-like consistency that chili should have. That and it had no taste.

I'll try it today. I'll come back and let you know if I change my mind. :(

the consistency thing is KIND OF true but the taste is really pretty good :( it's almost more of a soup, but it's got peppers and onions and two kinds of beans

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2006 02:32 PM

Silly fools, everyone knows that Cincinnati Chili is the best.

MarioRPG Jun 14th, 2006 02:52 PM

I don't normally waltz into a fast food restuarant for chili.

ArrowX Jun 14th, 2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juttin
Well, you call it gourmet, but I see imitation crab.


It's good, I know, but it's not gourmet. It's more of an expensive snack food.

well if justtin wansn't so damned smart he could have been easily mislead to beleive it was really crab.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2006 05:28 PM

Imitation crap almost made me vomit the last time I tried to eat it :(

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2006 05:38 PM

Would you rather have eaten real crap?

camacazio Jun 14th, 2006 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Silly fools, everyone knows that Cincinnati Chili is the best.

Tastes like spicy poop.

Moobs Jun 14th, 2006 07:24 PM

I had chicken.

KENTUCKY FRIED >:

camacazio Jun 14th, 2006 08:12 PM

Finland's best
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...62188397291938

executioneer Jun 14th, 2006 08:25 PM

more like EGGland's best

camacazio Jun 14th, 2006 09:07 PM

I'm just going to assume that you're all dying of laughter and that's why you can't type "omg lol"

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2006 09:19 PM

What's that supposed to mean, junior?

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2006 10:26 PM

Only losers and Sam say 'OMG LOL!'.

Big McLargehuge Jun 14th, 2006 10:29 PM

i just had all the sushi i could eat :0

Emu Jun 14th, 2006 10:30 PM

f*ck you >:

what kind did you get :yum

Sam Jun 14th, 2006 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Only losers and Sam say 'OMG LOL!'.

I don't say that. :(

Big McLargehuge Jun 14th, 2006 10:34 PM

I got a Catapillar roll (bbq eel with avacado) Sea Bass Nigiri, Rainbow Roll (all KINDS of fish), Shrimp Tempura, Spicy Tuna, Spider Crab (Deep fried soft shell blue crab. and a few others i can't remembver :-o

Big McLargehuge Jun 14th, 2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Only losers and Sam say 'OMG LOL!'.

I don't say that. :(

w/e

Chojin Jun 14th, 2006 10:35 PM

guys have you noticed that this board only gets new posts while i'm actively reading it

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2006 11:15 PM

I really want some cake right now.

Emu Jun 14th, 2006 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I got a Catapillar roll (bbq eel with avacado) Sea Bass Nigiri, Rainbow Roll (all KINDS of fish), Shrimp Tempura, Spicy Tuna, Spider Crab (Deep fried soft shell blue crab. and a few others i can't remembver :-o

The guy at the buffet here makes some kind that have avacado, tuna, salmon and that one white kind all wrapped togther :yum They're like rainbow sex.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2006 11:30 PM

I eventually settled for ice cream.

Chojin Jun 14th, 2006 11:32 PM


Emu Jun 14th, 2006 11:34 PM

hahahahahaha>:

Seven Force Jun 15th, 2006 12:10 AM

Now all we need is some idiot to make an "lol brokeback mountain" joke.

Seven Force Jun 15th, 2006 12:14 AM

C'mon, anytime now.

Emu Jun 15th, 2006 12:15 AM

A guy and his lover were talking.

Guy: "Wanna go see brokeback mountain?"
Lover: "Okay."

And they did.

They had gay sex afterwords. Just like in the movie.

Seven Force Jun 15th, 2006 12:23 AM

His ass was like a glazed doughnut.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 12:24 AM

Oh my god, that was hilarious. By the way, this was posted using a PSP. :P

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 12:32 AM

And it was friggin' hard, too, without a keyboard.
I was bumming off of my dick neighbor's wifi.
I hate him so, that pot-smoking hippie. He used to be emo, but now he's a gangsta.

ArrowX Jun 15th, 2006 12:43 AM

HEY GUYS UWE BOLL IS GONNA FUCKIGN FIGHT HIS CRITICS

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/712/712601p1.html

I'm gonna go to vancouver and watch him and someone else dosomething so trivial.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 03:13 AM

"All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 140 lbs. and 190 lbs. You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. "

What the fuck is all that supposed to be about? Will the film be so physically demanding that you need a physical?

executioneer Jun 15th, 2006 03:39 AM

no dude he's actually going to box them cause he's SO MAD that people on the internet say his movies are bad and he wants to make sure he's not gonna get sued by some heart patient or whatever

executioneer Jun 15th, 2006 03:41 AM

plus, he doesn't want to get outweighed so bad that he gets badly injured

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 04:17 AM

I'm eating pasta watching the Usual Suspects on DVD, confirming a Mission Hill Complete Series DVD set at 3:44 AM. I am also beginning to question what has become of my life.

Seven Force Jun 15th, 2006 08:56 AM

Thanks Fathom Zero. I most certainly cannot wait for your next installment.

I AM GAY I TYPE IN SMALL UNREADABLE TEXT AND ALSO Seriously though, nice avatar.

Juttin Jun 15th, 2006 10:17 AM

That's as funny as watching Russell Crowe beat random people :)

Why boxing, though? I want to see Uwe Boll streetfight a morbidly obese 34 yr. old :/

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2006 12:53 PM

ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA TONITE



EXCITEMENT

sadie Jun 15th, 2006 01:45 PM

i'm happy for you. :(

MarioRPG Jun 15th, 2006 02:44 PM

"And there was much rejoicing"

camacazio Jun 15th, 2006 07:52 PM

I dunno guys I think the pokemon stadium music is actually pretty good to play smash bros to.

Emu Jun 15th, 2006 08:10 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 08:23 PM

Nice edit, Seven. I heard you the first time. And thank you.

Jixby Phillips Jun 15th, 2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu

lol @ sound on/off :lol

Emu Jun 15th, 2006 08:29 PM

That's not a screen capture, that's the actual image from the advertisement.

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2006 10:47 PM

The Indiana Jones ride at disneyland isn't as awesome as I remembered :(

Terra Jun 15th, 2006 10:48 PM

Yeah that's nothing but a weenie ride anymore.

Terra Jun 15th, 2006 10:49 PM

PAGE BREAK!!!!!

ArrowX Jun 16th, 2006 12:46 AM

REDMAN IS CLEARLY NOT AN INDIAN

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 05:34 AM

The problem with being the oldest of a fair sized brood, & then still living at home far past the age of "isn't that a bit weird?" is that you get over-ruled at the tv. Sure I want to watch my Stargate & Firefly like every week, but all my younger sisters want to watch the new movie on the Disney Channel. So I do the only thing a habitual loser can do and I get drunk and watch too. So I'm watching the Australasian Disney premier of "High School Musical" & I see Olesya Rulin & so I spent a drunken evening in front of google trying to find out if she's old enough to be appreciated by me or if I'm a drunken pervert, all the while not realizing that the only way I could ask that question is if I am a drunken pervert.

haha, oh no!

:x x_SUICIDE TIME_x :x !!!!!

hahaha. :(

;)

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
it's what dorks do, get married. marriage is for dorks.

FUCK YOU! >:

FUCK YOU IN YOUR SEXY ASS! >:

YOUR SEXY, SEXY ASS! >:

:orgasm


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