Milhouse, is your mom verbally beating you down again? Did she starch your tidies again too?

No you are

OH

SNAP

hey milhouse make some more with different carrot top body parts and we can start a club

seven force would get the pubes :lol

That last thing I need is MORE PUBES >:

But, do you have enough red pubes?

what about the people who like marijuana?

we don't smoke marijuana here

That spinny Carrot Top thing would only work well if the picture I used for mine had my full fro featured. :(

MAYBE I NEED TO UPDATE IT FOR THE TIMES.

That implies that you have some in the first place >:

Yeah...I do, stupid. Otherwise, I would've said "the last thing I need is pubes". Don't get indignant because you're still waiting for your testicles to drop in the next few years.

They dropped a looong time ago, buddy. I only said that because you don't look like you've hit puberty yet. It's a joke :rolleyes

Guys, which Al are we oholics of now?

You're a joke. Your SPERM is a joke.

milhouse i'm sorry but you're going to have to find someone else to bear the burden of icky carrot top because noob3 and some other bitches won't stop complaining about him >:

Done.

He's even dancing to block out the hideousness, for your conveinence.

It has nothing to do with sloppy editing. >:

:eek

Stop looking at me like that. >:

This is my serious face. >:

What are you going to use for an avatar now? :eek

Never mind. >:

white rat my spider will take on your spider

Ah.

hey guys time to help me find a new avatar

I don't think so Bruce J. Martin.

:(

Wow, it's GW in anime form.

Use that.

Wait, is that a boy?

Oh god. :(

im so sorry

no, its a girl

Wait, no i'm not. I HATE spiders. >:

Thanks to you i'm going to have to check every corner of the room before I shut off the lights and go to bed and even then i'll be awake for about an hour after.

I took a friend to see the harry potter where all those spiders chase harry and ron and he screamed and hit me it was worth the money

That's funny. :lol

I don't think I would've hit him. That's just rude. I mean, you took him to a movie. He could've been at home, alone, depressed. Watching Seinfeld. Ugh. I hate that TV hebrew. >:

fuck you seven force

Seinfeld is hilarious wis a capital R.

So she starts with the dirty talk(she says something about her panties)... and, just in the spirit of things, you know, trying to keep up with her I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

That episode is hilarious, it's called the cheever letters. Try to watch it.

Hey, I like the show, I just can't stand Jerry. He seems like one of those people who I couldn't be around because he'd be offended at my jew jokes. :(

Speaking of people I can't stand, there's this cashier lady at my local Winn-Dixie (a shitty southeastern grocery store) who TALKS TOO DAMN MUCH. We exchange hi's and then she just goes on and on about nothing important. I think her son is friendless and messed up or something and it's driving her crazy. I can tell, it doesn't look like she's running on all 8 cylinders. And then she wants me to hang with him. He's like, fucking 15. What could I possibly want to hang with him for? I'd just give him really bad life lessons and have him try to kill himself. One time my mom drove her home cause her car was dead or something. When they got there she took 15 minutes to talk before getting out of the car. She's lucky it wasn't me. I'd have kicked her ass out and sped away.

Goddamn this woman.

Jerry Seinfeld's self-satisfied smirk took some getting used to I'll admit. :(

His horrible acting takes some getting used to as well.

Hey guys. I went to Sea World!

Was it anything like this?

A hell of a lot more uglier. I'm writing a journal about my six months here with my father, part of it will be about the vacation to San Antonio. I'll have to host it somewhere. It'll be a pretty big .txt file.

Txt files.
Woot.

hello my friends

I forgot TomGreen.com existed.

" No Austin Powers! Don't shoot toilet! :( "

hey guys i'm going to be quitting the internet for a while again soon

hopefully for more than a month this time :( i just need to get motivated to do stuff and as long as i allow myself access to computors and the internet i get distracted too easily from what i need :( see you later!

oh and anyone who needs to get ahold of me prob. knows how to do it already but fyi i never use icq, guys

So you going to be around tomorrow too? :)

Goodbye.

I think that we are going to miss you. :wah

But at least You can get something done.

:(

Oh man. :(

Willie, oh man :(

Really. :(

itsÂ*becauseÂ*imÂ*workingÂ*onÂ*aÂ*specialÂ*project Â*dontÂ*worryÂ*;(Â*PSÂ*ITSÂ*GONNAÂ*BEÂ*GREATÂ*JUST Â*UÂ*WAITÂ*:eek:eek:eek:eek

Hooray! :)

But, oh man. :(

Willie, oh man :(

Really. :(

More faggots = Less cool posters

But I love you, my lady. :swoon

Dude, some faggots are cool. Right? :(




Right! >:

Yeah dude. Sorry. Got a little carried away there. :(

:rolleyes

bye willie stay cool :D

Bye Willie. We'll keep a light on for you when you get back. :o

Goodbye willie :(

I'll remember you as a guy who let out orgasmic screams near explosives :(

I was watching Goldeneye last night and Natalya Simonova reminded me of Guitar Woman.

Which is to say, if there was an i-mock first-person shooter, Guitar Woman would be the person that you have to protect while she stumbles blindly into hordes of enemies until you finally get so mad at her that you blast her to death in an elevator.

:lol

lol

:rolleyes

hey guys I got a PS2 don't tell mario :(

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Yeah, but, you'd still hit it, right?

Well, I have a PS2 and a Gamecube, because unlike some people, I am not beholden to some random console manufacturer. :rolleyes

And if that doesn't command respect, I don't know what does.

Well, I was, but Sega has since left the console market and has moved on to more lucrative ventures. :tear

RIP

IN MY LAST LIFE I WAS A NORTH AMERICAN WEAVER WOODWORM

OH MAN, THOSE WERE THE DAYS

i do not understand seven force's question

i was hoping you'd make that your avatar :<

I was responding to your lil paragraph about how useless GW is.

what I have to say is VERY baffling

i said no such thing, i was making a joke about how annoying natalya is in Goldeneye 007 64 ;< LERN 2 REED

...but you agree, right? :lol

RIGHT?! >:

:(

i will burn you with my aura

If I lived near guitar woman, i'd be the guy that always invites her over for video games and arranges moments for our arms to 'accidentally' touch ;) ;) ;)

That's why you're my favorite moderator. :)

And not because you unbanned me on a whim. :(

I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

you only love me for my sa references :<

also, is anyone else not having their threads marked as 'read' after they read them? this is totally THROWING OFF MY GAME.

i was the first person to say that gw was hot, just like i was the first person to say that jixby was cool. that's because i'm a mover and a shaker, a champion and a trendsetter.

:chatter

Since when do you make SA references?

you were just talking with me so you could get the page break. i feel so used. :tear

that post is even better if you pretend it's a caption, people.

No Eric, it's not like that. :tear