Tomorrow. :(

I'm tired and it's 3:40 AM. Does anyone wanna come over to my house and listen to Dream Theater?

You guys what is Dr. Boogie's avatar?

My favourite Video Game character for the Genesis, but I'm not going to tell you who it is. I'll give you a hint, his Dreamcast game was cancelled.

Come again?

You're a bastard, you know that?

HOLY SHIT I'M BACK!

SEGA 16-BIT 4 LYFE

[17:42] Seven Force: What are your mud dreams?
[17:43] Pub Lover: haha, I do not every remember ever dreaming about mud, masinly because I do not want a large hairy german to shit on my chest.
[17:44] Seven Force: hahahahaha waht?
[17:44] Pub Lover: exactly
[17:53] Seven Force: Do you want anybody to shit on your chest?
[17:53] Pub Lover: no.
[17:53] Seven Force: Just so we're on the same page.
[17:53] Pub Lover: well, maybe. If it was the only way to get a hot woman to love me.... No, it's gross. :x
[17:59] Seven Force: GW?
[18:00] Seven Force: Would you let her do it?
[18:00] Seven Force: How about that one girl you like?
[18:00] Seven Force: You should be sympathetic to your partner's needs. :<
[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after,nevermind shit on my chest. As for Amalia. Sure, I'd do anything if she asked. :( :creep]

I updated meh journal:

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22911

I hate Germany :(

Isn't Chakan suppose to look like a corpse?

So perverted she wouldn't... :(

Naw, he's immortal. That makes him purple.

A gay undead creature. I knew I killed Barney the first time around.

What did Germany do to you?

She would, that's what the chloroform and hypnowatch is for.

Journals :rolleyes

Hmmm

What's up? Where is everybody?

So, why do we censor the word ******, but everything else is ok?

That seems real odd to me.

What "we"?

Got me surrounded by ugly fat people who smell of meat and left me in a camper van in a crappy bed because everywhere was full and basically I went there on holiday and i do not like it.

Did you say hi to Lunlun for me?

Okay

The forums software.

There's an admin named thordog.
Who the hell is that?

Some of us overuse the word a bit.

Speaking of women that like to shit on things...

Oh shut up. I'm back in your neck of the woods soon.

Reup those meds babe.

i didn't have the balls to go find her, sorry :(

HEY TERRA LOOK AT ME

Are you still talking to me?

I'm not on medication.

Probably a good move, Lunlun loves the balls, & she'd have been mad if you turned up without any.

She also likes meat.

oh god

God has nothing to do with her.

i hope shes not fat

Eeeeeewwwww.

Eeeeeww indeed.

Seriously, Seven Force.

That was out of line, man.

you fucking assholes

get plowed

I feels sick to my stomach and I have a headache. I don't wanna get out of bed, yet I have to.

Double post!

i dont think im ever going to step foot in that country again :(

This makes me very happy:

http://leoville.vox.com/library/post...ting-name.html

>:

So I was reading the new posts just now, and FirstMate had made a few posts. Reading them I started to get the idea that he was kinda annoying, and that I might even dislike him, then I read this:

Little Confused? How about 'fucking retarded', asshole. >:

Jerks! >:

I want this guy banned. >:

i want him shot

I wouldn't be too upset if you were also banned, Seven Force. >:

That makes both of us. >:

Well, yes. >:

But getting him shot is beyond even your fearsome Admin powers.

I want to be cool also >:

I see nothing cool in this thread. >:

page of rage >:

There's an understatement.

hahahaha no seriously fuck off

I'm not even supposed to be here today. >:

Go to hell, Seven Force.

Moobs has managed to post over three hundred times and I still can't remember a damn thing about him, that's Emu-esque talent right there! >:

I probably should but i'm trying to patch things up with my girlfriend :(

>:

Hey sheep fucker, I don't like him. >:

Hey Sevenforce, are you going to do symbosis with Terra yet? :wow

Congrats on the completely absurd personal attack. Was picking one of my many real flaws too hard for you, dipshit? >:


Did I tell you to like him? >:

I didn't even say I liked him. >:

guys im right here whats up?

Symbiosis. >:

i need to quit smoking apparently
and get a job

oh man :(

Those are some SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, you SERIOUS HOMO. :(

That doesnt make sense because i need to stop and get these things to maintain my relationship with a FEMALE but yeah its pretty SERIOUS

You're totally a SERIOUS HOMO, we can smell our own. :(


We smell like DESPAIR. :'(

:lol

You jerks better all tell Willie that he's great. >:

Because Willie is really great! >:

Oh man, I didn't mean it. It was a reflex thing. :(

That and it was the only thing I could come up with.

If by symbosis [sic] you mean "chainsaw to the cunt" then yes, I am definitely fucking going to do symbosis.

Yeah, congratulations on your SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS.







Fag. >:

im never talking to you jerks again :wah

oh hey guys

I feel bad about Esuohlim's site dying, but then I reread my submissions and I start to think of it as a justified death.

I don't because i'm a bitter, maladjusted person.

Well when I took that break and came back to it I realized that I just didn't feel like writing anymore. :(

But now I think the phase has passed :(. You two best be sending some shit soon. >:

Also I'm already worried about when my account on Dreamhost expires in April because if I've completely given up by then I don't want all my hard work to be lost forever :boohoo

On the other hand I just ate some delicious homemade chili so I can't be too unhappy right now. :(

:lol

It's the funniest thing I've said in months :(

Seriously, just scrolling past my 'projects for Esuohlim' folder makes me cringe.

My shitty articles are worthless.

I have three half finished pieces that cause the most grief. :(

An article about beards being hated by lesbians. :lol

A review of the last season of Friends. :rolleyes

A review of my review of the last season of Blake's 7. >:

I could write a whole series of articles comparing myself to the Mulletman, but I don't feel like being suicidal this month. :lol

I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it. :(

In all honesty, your "comics suck" article was better than a third of what's on the site, that 1/3 being mostly Top Ten List Faggot crap, and he has his moments. :(

"HELLO I AM PUB LOVER'S TWIN BROTHER! WE SHARE A BED! NO LADIES, YOU CANNOT SECKS US UP AS WE HAVE A WARHAMMER 40K GAME TO GET TO IN OUR BASEMENT! I GET TO USE MY SQUAD OF FEMALE ELDAR THIS TIME, SO I GET THE MASTURBATION SHADE"

Yes, it would be an endless cycle of suck. :lol

Seriously. :(

At least write about the Ulillillia guy :(