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More people should tell Jixby Phillips he is great.
Not me, I don't get on with him, but the rest of you & such. |
Jixby Phillips is great. For serious.
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"I LOVE JIXBY PHILLIPS!" |
Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
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Jixby fucked with me two years ago, and i will never forget that. so fuck jixby.... :angry
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NZ wants to host the Rugby World Cup in a few years & we need a new stadium to do it, but everyone is being a big cock about where to put it.
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Jon Gunson says the new stadium should be a world landmark rather than just another shitty box, and with a landmark people might give a damn about Auckland. What the last line says to me is "Dude, we have a landmark!" Where? "The Sky Tower!" But that's shit. "Dude! ;'(" :pubtinmowler |
Didja here they are going to cut Anne Frank's tree down? DIDJA?!?!
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Wait! That was a joke, right? The joys of reading Fartin. |
I think my favourite joke in the whole of Arrested Development is when Michael suspects George Michael is hiding his girlfriend Ann in the attic so he asks Lindsay and she says "who from, the nazis?".
Also I was just on AD's IMDB page and Tobias (David Cross) did the voice of a marine in HALO2 :eek |
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Willie! :lol
Every city should build it's best feature a thousand miles away. ;) |
oh right it has to be near auckland woops
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uhhh then Weathertop or Hobbiton i guess
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I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled the day before thanksgiving. Fack.
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are they hurtin' you something fierce :(
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They's hurtin something fierce, allright.
Whatever. I'll just stock up on mashed potatoes and creamed corn. |
I think that's wise. I'm not sure if you could safely loose any more wisdom. :p
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My birthday fell on Playstation 3 and James Bond, so I took my wife to see James Bond and enjoyed it. I'm drinking my favorite beer Amsterdam nut brown ale and looking at the cool card my mom sent me :)
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Best card ever! :love :love :love :metalmilitia
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Mmbop
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Bop da bop
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doo wop
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yeaaaahh yeah
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How come "wop" doesn't get converted into something wacky, like, "A fine man of Mediterranean descent, who makes great Alfredo sauce"?
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You spelled it wrong! W.O.P (WACKY ORANGE PENIS).
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Shut up, you don't get to post here anymore.
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Oh leave off Seven Force, MarioRPG.
He can't help being black. |
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Cockasian. :lol
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Sevenforce in Somalia
M I RITE GUYS!? |
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What the hell internet? Why does no one on my buddylist want to talk about the Britney Spears True Hollywood Story I just watched while eating lunch? >:
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Talking about celebrities, I just got a PM from Rog that shocked me.
It seems Mr Mockery doesn't code his article pages in notepad! :eek |
It's probably a given, but he didn't want to talk about Britney Spears either. :(
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Hey OAO because of the board crash your posts have been deleted would you mind reposting your Rick Moranis impressions? Thanks
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More like More Anus :/ OAO is a turd at best.
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I need a new avatar.
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woah, woah, woah. ...Woah. Guys it's my birthday
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I got bit in the ass by a dog today.
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Don't act like you didn't like it.
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YouTube is full of lies! Open your eyes people!!!111
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The blonde kid in that video reminded me a lot of the kid from Bad Santa. And why do you have that link Fathom?
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I'm bored, fellows.
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Who here isn't?
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im not, im high on marijuana :x
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Dude, you are like, soooo cool. Crack's pretty big around here right now. My neighbors got busted for intent to sell.
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i am gorse incarnate!
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I just noticed this emote :mds :mds :mds :mds :mds
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:notfunny :barnstar
I didn't notice those until rather recently. I don't keep up with these things. |
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Posted under the Currently Listening To... thread. So, was she a good lay? |
HALLELUJAH! ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!
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You know he's going to stalk her.
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No thats not possible. Restraing order is back.
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But was she a good lay?
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Better than the first time. :(
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Guys I just took a gander at my post count and I am quite frightened :(
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pub has nothing on you :eek
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If I ever write memoirs it's going to have five chapters about posting on internet forums :(
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Dude when you get to 10,000 you get a barnstar.
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oh yeah right
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hey mr.internet man!
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Hey guys, you remember I did that thing where I posted the good bits of the rest of forum in this thread?
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I still do that.
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Yup.
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Nu uh, do it now :o
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i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT
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I gotta go to Circuit City today to get my laptop fixed. I hate shit like this. I have way to much fucking porn on that thing, my wallpaper is a picture of next door nikki all spreading her legs on a sofa. I'm going to get funny looks :(
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Tell them you're an art critic.
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My buddy downloaded over 20gb from bangbros.com in one day by using a hacked password he found in a forum.
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ah, that's the spirit of America.
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Uhm there is a thread topic by me in general blabber but I didn't make it. What do I do?
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I'll tell you only if you change your name to LOLVIKINGCOCK.
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So Pub what do you think of the new gender bender? I think every father dreams of there son coming home like that so they can beat the hell out of him and finally get him out of his house :/
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Uh, the same I thought about all these cookie-cutter newbs we get.
Every father, Fartin? Maybe every latent homosexual father who has some sorta urge to fuck his kids or something. Seriously, Fartin? |
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Woo! Yeah, you sure turned that around on me! :eek
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E-Wow.
Fartin hasn't changed a bit. |
Have you though, Terra?
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Hey Terra...
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Hell no.
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