i'll look at it in the morning, i need some sleeeep ;<

g'night kahl<3 :]]


p.s. i don't want to admit to myself that my penis is broke :x

later
you're missing out on toxic toads doing it dirty style

probably cuz u beat off so much danny ur cock isnt use to the real thing MORE PUSSY LESS PORNO DUDE

thats what this girl told me one time

PLUS man condoms suck i dont want a kid or anything but i'd rather jerk off than use a condom :x

BUT SRRSLY I'LL TALK TO YOU COOL CATS LATER 8)

but if you fuck with a condom on it's like a rubber pussy is jerking your cock off

get a girlfriend with less stds & more birth control and don't worry about it bro!!

hit it raw! hit it raw!

daaaaanny. we need to meet up at some fucking noise/grind mindfuck show and get trashed before watching twodeadsluts onegoodfuck.

i have no idea where you live, but i agreeeee ;o

this girl would have to ask her mom first lol :x

p.s. emu is a girl

i thought she was a boy ;<

who is that a picture of?

SMOKEY

Anyone have his number?

ha

1-800-******-BU

:( :( :(

Danny Ur just jealous you can't get it up!

I think he can get it up, but he dosn't have the endurance to keep his erection sustained during the course of having sex with a lady. Like he wants to quit fighting before the fights over if you know what I mean!

no, due to not having a PENIS, I would have no idea what you are talking about.

although being such a slut.. Maybe its not Danny's problem, its more the girl's for not being able to keep him up!

"You have 33 messages stored, of a total 666 allowed."

:eek

37 messages BIOTCH!

danny should avoid the sea whales :(

lenors not fat shut up!!

*SNAP*

I saw his new grl, she's actually quite hot.

I have 109, of a total of 50 allowed :lol

Danny, that is supposed to be a secret :lol :love :lol

my new girl IS hot :x

milhouse everytime you talk i picture greg kinnear is talking and i sometimes think thats you :x

damn danny all that for your weiner not to work? :lol

i dont know who greg kinear is really i know i recognize him but i would totally picture him as milhouse if i were to see a movie involving said greg kinear but i don't think i would watch his movies

i don't get how hot chicks make my weiner not work u callin me gay? ;<

hey dude you're the one with the problems i see commercials for that stuff all the time that would be like saying if you can't sleep and take ambien ur gay people got problems bro just looking out for ya!

aight thanks i 'preciate it!

do tha jane fonda ;O

I'd like to see who the real MILHOUSE really is :eek

Isn't greg kinnear like craig kilborne or something?

Danny OMFG .. chuck is not fat, you just need to EAT MORE!

what if milhouse really was milhouse but posting in some other dimension? that would explain why his name is backwards!

who called chuck fat :x

danny told you to use jane fonda, shes a weight loss guru.

So, your saying that esuohliM, is actually, Milhouse from the simpson's?

The spazzy geek boi with no friends?

I imagine noob3 is a small girl with a high voice with a flashing phone next to her pc, with the mayor on end of the line :(

do the jane fonda is from a song i thought

Yeah but in another dimension so I'm actually the coolest kid in town 8)

umm noob3 is a guy. I'm sure his gf would tell you so.

Yeah, and in another dimension, im sexier then britney spears, circa 1999.

LENOR YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY SENSE RITE NOW

In another dimension, IM AN ARTIST! :eek

Oh sorry danny, I must of fallen on your DICK AGAIN!

NOT AGAIN :x

Ugh I know but LET ME HAVE AN IMAGINATION

If im not allowed to have one, then neither can YOU!

Does free-thought Exist???

SO BACK TO SOME LESS SHITTY CONVERSATION

Danny, does our cyber-humping on AIM count?

These couple of pages have been like one big bad trip :x

Lemme Fix that!

noodles, you're banned from this thread please act accordingly

If so, you should have been banned along time ago.

THIS THREAD + NINE INCH NAILS EQUALS I DONT KNOW what to think

noodles, who are you referring too?

Sidebar: anyone notice my spelling has greatly improved! KUDOS TO ME!!

jen would be proud <3

im sorry if it wasn't clear enough, but act accordingly means shut up and go away ;o

girls *rollseyess*

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WHAT IN FUCKING HELL?

victory?

lol, told yaa noodles ;o

Fags. ..

fathom zero i don't appreciate that one bit ;<

i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

:lol :lol

zero, that is not showing appreciation!

*cough cough*

cosmo wouldnt care as long as it'll chat him up

HOMO RAINBOW CLUB!!

the thought of terra naked makes me wanna puke ;x

she probably has a razortooth vagina

guys today I was makin out with this fly momma in the parking lot for like, I dunno, 4 or 5 minutes and I TOTALLY grabbed her backside! My balls were so blue! Ain't I the shit or what? Do you think I went to far? I hope I didn't fuck up.

Help,
Distressed and in loveline.

I am in favour of the gay rainbow club and would like to show my appreciation :(

I've got the fucking flu again and can't walk because I'm dizzy.

dude, hurry and don't let the floor get away from you!

say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics

She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...

So... did anyone catch Payback last night on TNT?

No. They always cut shit out when it's broadcast :(

Now they're showing The Wild Wild West.

Say what you will, but I love the movie.

I like it plenty.



In other news, fuck Guitar Women so very, very much. As if I didn't get enough wierd looks regarding the avatars around here.

the movie was great when I saw it in theaters and its still great to this day :)

also gw seems like hes gone so dont worry about it :eek

begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics ;)

Sweet, now Librarian: Quest For The Spear is on. I never got to finish it the first time it was on.

TNT is doing good the past few days.

I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

P.S. what started it all...

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Guys, it's Semi-formal today!!!!

lol so u like dicks? :x

are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!

why am I always the last to find these things out?

I wish I still had the PM's....I made one joke about her tits and she sent me like 15 PM's, so after that every post I made was about her tits...look, dude, if I wanted to look at a fat, strung out college girl with a ugly tattoo on her ass, I'd go to a local biker bar with a stack of one dollar bills, and I could have all of the stretch marked, sweaty, stinky tits I could get my hands on. But, at my age, it's all about quality, not quantity.

90 years old? :lol

close enough ;)

yeah ok :rolleyes

COSMO LIKES 'EM DUSTY

its new page time

you cant get dustier than 42