THEY SAY EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
CAN YA TELL ME WHY THIS NIGGAA BLEEEDIN
NEEDIN GENERAL ASSISTANCE
OUT HURR IN PUBLIC HOUSIN

lol mike jones does look like a ninja turtle :x

England is dark now nothings happening i'm going to a drum and bass night on saturday but that is about it oh i had some weed for the first time this week yay bla bla bla england is kinda gay

This is my dailyish post kbye

So, did this place turn into Livejournal while I wasn't looking?

Weed for the first time eh? All I can say is, pass that shit. I'm talkin trans-atlantic blow'n it up son! Mother fuckers be bleeding the WORLD! Shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiit.

When did your mom turn into LJ GusGus?

no first time this week i had no money and the weather sucks so i stayed inside. It's all good now i got some grinding it as we speak :x

oh man ill be smokin in a bout a hour 8)

:suicideim not cool, i havent smoked in several years

Hey guys, guess what makes me cool.

surly not that avatar :x

No, silly bill. It's the fact that I'm eating Fritos.

in yo faaaaaaace

don't make fun of mike jones :x

noob3 do you like that THIS IS WHY IM HOT song cuz i got a prettty cool remix of it ;o

also menthols are for black ppl :o

i am not black so i smoke reds :]

idk it's ok if i hear it like on the radio but it gets irritating esp when my friends & I are playing halo and adrew will start singing it :(

he's black :(

he dosn't buy cigarettes he bums 'em even though he makes alot of money :(

i smoke reds when im in the REG mood but this last month i've been in tha MENTHOL mood

oh man black people are all the same i swear

I wrote a Mad Lib in QuickBASIC today!

but this is a remix with junior reid and baby cham its almost nothin like the original song its all raggayy and stuff sometimes i kinda like it

i uuuuuuuuuse to buy marlboro light menthols/newport lights if i had really good weed

but that's back when i smoked marlboro lights :/ it's been awhile since i bought a pack of menthols

dude lights are gross if you're gonna smoke and get cancer mine as well smoke with tha big boys ya know what im sayin

they have less tar ;p

but i use to think lights tasted better, until i started smoking reds now it's like a light is all airy

I've started getting into rolling my owns Blues are so the best silvers are just dirty :x

yeah i hate smoking lights cuz its hard to tell ur even smokin anything ;/


i hear menthols like crystalize ur lungs idk if thats bad but it sounds pretty :O

i dont like rollin my own cigs unless i have filters cuz i always end up getting shit in my mouth :x

yeah you gotta be kitted out right blue rizlas some filters a lighter and a bag of cutters choice yum yum

Nah blues always go out. Greens or reds are best.

rolled cigarettes are like the highway to cancer :lol

my friends use to roll up american spirits, and i would get so mad because they'd start twistign them up in like dennys/ihop and i'd be like "dudes ppl are gonna think ur rollin!"

usually i can tell what people are saying when they dont use comas but u totally confused me man huh?

lol i was smokin a rolled cigarette in my friends driveway and his mom pulled up all screamin and stuff tellin me to get out of their yard cuz she thought it was pot

yeah exatly what i msayin i dont want my friends puffin on rolled cigarettes around me :/ i dont want unwanted attention considering i usally roll around with a sack :(

Yeah I guess as long as it's not silver that's like rolling cardboard. I'm the only one who smokes straights in the 'group' and i gotta keep my image guys

yeah i know what you mean man im not h8n or anything but still if anyone came up to you fussin thinkin it was weed thats their fault for bein dummys

i dont get that problem here. Seriously my mate was showing everyone his new bong and passing round a bag of bud he bought (good stuff ;D) and this kid on a tricycle went straight past with his parents nothing happened.

It's the smallest city in the uk or something no one gives a damn :>

this is a small city where EVERYONE gives a damn ;<

Hey if you watch Hot Fuzz you'll see the bench I smoke on. My bench is famous ^o^

it used to be the biggestt place to get pot and meth like years back and thenall these old men christians came in and since then its no fun

yeah danny cuz meth is SOOO much fun -_-

guys i don't smoke

the one time i smoked was in 5th grade and it was some unfiltered camel or something and i was smoking with my friend kyle who secretly wasn't inhaling so i was like dying and he's all "whats your problem dude? you're a light weight!"

so he wasnt hitting the cigarettes he was bumming off me? that fucker

the whole experience scared me straight

so he wasnt hitting the cigarettes he was bumming off me? that fucker

uhhh im gonna lie down

I'm trying to stop smoking :(. I just picked up the habit a little over a year ago. I like to stay in shape (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) and eat right. So smokes are killing me. I was playing soccer with this mexican (first wrong move) today after class and I now I know what it feels like to die from lung implosion. :(

lol its funny cuz you still consider it a habbit :rolleyes

lol sad realization :(

What's big and small at the same time?

A BIG egg :lol

:lol that was prettyy good

:lol I liked the part about the egg

:loli liked that part about small and big you know egg was the LAST thing i was thinking haha

lol ok fellas! I got one!


What did the lady say at the sperm bank?

wut did she say at the sperm bank? :x

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?!

Mine was way funnier. :rolleyes

hahaha i got one just for you mattjack :]

what did one valcanoe say to another? :O

What's big and small at the same time in a sperm bank?

a BIG sperm :lol

Militia, yours was better sir :bow

What did the valcanoe say to the other?

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in GLOVE with you :lol

lol oh noes you didnnnnnn

Hey what did E.Honda tell Terra after he defeated her?

:lol what

I DON'T GET IT =[

Me either, I told my dad that joke was lame. He told me it at thanksgiving

okay this si the last joke i hadve and it sucks


why did god make seagulls? :x

TO BEAT THE NIGGRS TO THE JUNKYARD :x

LOL Oh snap! Is it n*gger joke time this early in the night? Where is 7F, I bet he knows some good ones

hehe afk guys im goonna roll this up and smoke it ill be back :O

A guy was sitting at his computer one day where he spots the usual "make you penis bigger" email that gets thrown into the trash all the time. This time however, he decides to give it a shot. In the body of the email it asks how big he'd like to make his member. He types in what he wants and sends it off.

The next day he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find a few Klan members, one of which is holding a noose. The guy asks why they are here and the klansman replies "why I do believe you said you wanted to be hung like a black man"

How do you smile and wink at a Niger at the same time?

:( I'm fresh out now

SAM IS HERE.

hi guys

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAaa-UUUUUUUUH

GOOD MORNING GUYS :D

What? No overnight orgy for me to read this time? Saddened!

I guess we could have an afternoon orgy

LET ME TAKE OFF MY PANTZ

MINE R ALREADY OFF ;D

I'm going to a Drum and Bass VS Metal gig tomorrow :>

guys the new mike jones song is ballin


http://myspace.com/rideslab
listen :D

Last time we had an overnight orgy, she never came back. :(

I wasn't gonna call her the next day nohow

Psh yeah thanks a lot for that, bitch.

Um guys this is all getting a bit too 'A Midsummer Nights Dream' I mean how come everyone is hooking up whats going on

come join us plz

heyy kathryn :]

hey there, whats shaking bacon?

noooothin, listenin to DMX and gettin all prettyd up :D

wudoin?

about to go do my laundry/homework for classes/get mah video game on. i'm just on for a little bit while i procrastinate sorting out my clothes. i'll be on hopefully later though

liquid is sucha p-i-m-p

Ok but I'm kinda new to this what do i do

first u gotta show me ur dick and i must approve based on length, girth, and how juicy it looks

then you have to get all wet/greased up

if you're not already wet, that is ;)

Um I don't have a camera wait I'll improvise

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